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Chapter 355: 355

Chapter 355: Little Niece

When Gu Jun woke up the next morning, his head still felt a bit swollen . But when he saw Wu Siyu in the lobby, he instantly felt better . During their breakfast at the hotel, he brought up briefly what happened the night before .

“Have you experienced this sensation of the inability to locate your phone or keys?” Wu Siyu started her lecture . “You could not find it no matter what . But the moment you decided to give up, it appeared right at the places you’ve searched before . I believe this is something similar . Perhaps the timing is not right yet . Perhaps it’ll reveal itself to you in the near future . ”

Gu Jun did feel much better hearing that . He nodded . “Yes, master Dirty-minded Yu . ” He too believed that if there was really someone trying to reach him, they would not stop right then . For the next two days, the signal no longer appeared and so did the sense of anomaly . Phecda also did not find out anything new . FBM had nothing to share either . The ‘mysterious signal’ appeared more and more like an imagination constructed by Gu Jun . Regardless, they still kept an eye on it . The medical team heard about Gu Jun’s symptoms of acoasm and they worried about the exacerbation of his PTSD .

Gu Jun was worried about it too . As human beings transmuted towards zombies or Deep Ones, there would be changes to their biological structures . Transmutation of the brain would cause changes to one’s personality that was irreversible . This change was subconscious . Thankfully, for the next two days, Gu Jun did not suffer from any other symptoms . In fact, once he lost himself in the relaxation activity, Gu Jun and Wu Siyu threw that issue out of their mind . They visited the beach, cinema and many different restaurants . Shen Hai City was their playground . The Lunar New Year’s Eve arrived in the blink of an eye . Wu Siyu had to stay home that day to play host to visiting families and Gu Jun would drop by in the afternoon .

The visiting family in question was Wu Siyu’s aunt or Mother Wu’s younger sister . Auntie Wu and her husband were workers at an IT company . They had a single girl named Lee Kedou . She was only 5 years old . The girl was clever and cute but in terms of naughtiness, she could rival the young Wu Siyu . During the first day of kindergarten, while the other children were crying for their parents, Kedou clapped her hands and danced . One time, a boy tried to bully her and Kedou rewarded him with a punch to the face . The shadow of young Wi Siyu was quite present on this precocious little girl . Because of that, Kedou and Siyu shared a very close relationship . In fact, she had helped changed Kedou’s diapers many times, a feat that Siyu would not have done for many people . But ever since Wiyu joined Phecda, she did not get to come home that often . At most, she could only talk to her family through Skype so she had lost touch with her cousin somewhat .

“I have to warn you, this cousin of mine is very naughty . ” Wu Siyu commented, “She’s somewhat of a little demon . Is it wrong of me to say something like that?”

“I’m sure you’re just exaggerating . ” Gu Jun chuckled . He had heard about this cousin from Dirty-minded Yu before, in fact, he had watched a video recording of Kedou’s kindergarten stage performance . Even if the girl was a she-demon, Gu Jun was not afraid . He was very good with children . After all, he had a secret weapon: Endless store of money . Which child would not succumb to an avalanche of gifts and bribes?

That afternoon, Gu Jun visited Wu family with a carefully assortment of selected new year presents . He met Auntie Wu’s family through Mother Wu’s introduction . Kedou was dressed in an Elsa costume . She would grow up to be a beautiful princess . Her hair was braided . She had an oval-shaped face and large blinking eyes . Her gaze did not have the shyness and fear common to young children but it shone with curiosity .

“Nice to meet you . ” Gu Jun greeted her with a smile .

“He he . ” Kedou giggled, exposing her baby teeth . “You’re Sister Siyu’s boyfriend!” The bribes of dolls, legos and so on worked perfectly . She followed Siyu’s example and called him Dirty-minded Jun but with an additional Brother affixed to it . The bribe might have worked too well because Gu Jun found himself with a small bodyguard . Wu Siyu sighed in relief when she saw this because it meant she could lie down and be lazy in peace . Gu Jun played blocks with Kedou while the adults busied themselves in the kitchen .

The naughtiness of Kedou shone through then . Realizing they were out of the adult’s earshot, she leaned over to ask, “Brother Dirty-minded Jun, have you kissed Sister Siyu already?” The little girl knew about kissing because it was featured in fairy tales . Kissing was done between couples, after all, Snow White was awakened from a true love’s kiss .

Gu Jun could not help but chuckle . He sneaked a glance at Wu Siyu before leaning back to whisper conspiratorially, “Yes, I have . ”

“Ah, kissie, kissie!” Kedou finally caught Wu Siyu’s tail . She giggled out loud . “Shame, shame!”

“Huh? What’s so shameful about that?” Wu Siyu pulled Gu Jun over for a big, wet kiss . She purposely made a smooching sound . “Aren’t you jealous that my boyfriend is so handsome?” She then broke into a wicked laugh, “Muahaha . ”

Gu Jun’s stomach pained from laughter . This was one unique sisterly fight . Kedou pouted for a while before her eyes turned to study Gu Jun and Siyu . Suddenly something came to her and she asked, “Then will Sister Siyu have a baby?”

“Huh?” Wu Siyu was stumped . Even though maternity leave was a great paid holiday, she was not ready to claim that yet .

Gu Jun wanted to give Kedou a thumb’s up . There were not many people in this world who could stump Wu Siyu . The girl thought kissing would lead to pregnancy . If that was true, then he’d be a father of a dozen children by then . With a smile plastered on his face, Gu Jun left this situation for Dirty-minded Yu to handle .

“You’ve kissed after all . ” Kedou said in a way of argument .

Wu Siyu sighed before launching over to plant a kiss on Kedou . “Kedou, now you will have a baby too . ”

“Sister Siyu, you can’t trick me . ” Kedou said seriously, “It will only work between boys and girls and they need to love each other . ”

“Well, you’re not wrong…” Gu Jun grinned wickedly . The troubles from before seemed a world away .

“In any case, I won’t be having a baby anytime soon . ” Wu Siyu shrugged, “Well, that might be wrong . I am after all carrying a food baby . ”

Kedou’s attention was soon distracted . She was at an age which was interested in everything . When she saw the television, her eyes widened and she gasped, “Brother Dirty-minded Jun, I saw you on the television that day . You look so handsome in your uniform . ” Gu Jun guessed it was some kind of Phecda’s promo video . He had not done any new ones but they could always replay the old ones .

“The uniform is from Phecda . ” He said with a smile . “Your sister Siyu looks good in it too . ”

“Hah…” Wu Siyu nudged against his shoulder . “Dirty-minded Jun, I have other uniforms that I look better in, would you be interested to see them? In fact, I think I have a school uniform somewhere in my room . ”

Well, that certainly caused some reaction in Gu Jun . Images that would put me, the translator, into trouble with the authority entered his mind . Gu Jun noticed Kedou was looking at them with interest but he still leaned over and said affirmatively, “Of course . ”

Reality proved to be more disappointing . Wu Siyu returned dressed in a normal blue and white tracksuit as well as a pair of sport shoes . It was not the uniform Gu Jun had in mind but it was still a school uniform alright…