Oh My God! Earthlings are Insane! Chapter 661
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Chapter 661: 661
Chapter 661: The Pig Loses Its Front Hoof
While they were screaming, Meng Chao flipped Golden Tooth Saber around and stabbed into one Demonic Air Ripping Eye.
Demonic Air Ripping Eyes were mollusks resembling jellyfishes. Aside from a handful of subtypes, most of them were skilled in mind attacks and not in melee combat.
Besides, they were Nightmarish Beasts, while Meng Chao was one whole cultivation realm above them.
In his hands was also a weapon made of an Apocalyptic Beast’s fang and horn.
Flames gushed out of the blade, and with an unstoppable, fearsome force, it stabbed through this Demonic Air Ripping Eye.
When Meng Chao pulled the saber out, the Demonic Air Ripping Eye had a swift air current gushing out of its body.
Its body started flying everywhere, like an out-of-control balloon.
However, its tentacles were still bound tightly to the other Demonic Air Ripping Eyes, and it could not free itself in time, so it dragged the other Demonic Air Ripping Eyes, causing them to lose control as well and started flying everywhere in the air.
Meng Chao stomped on it, and more air gushed out of this Demonic Air Ripping Eye. At the same time, he also gained a powerful bounce to jump on the second Demonic Air Ripping Eye.
This Demonic Air Ripping Eye swung its tentacles in an attempt to sweep Meng Chao off of its body.
But even their ancestor, Demonic Abyss Eye, had ended up dead because of Meng Chao. This Nightmarish Beast could not possibly hurt even a single hair on Meng Chao’s head.
Whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh!
Around eight saber glares flashed, and this Demonic Air Ripping Eye was torn to shreds. It also turned into an out-of-control balloon.
He did the same thing to the others. Within half a minute, the net the Demonic Air Ripping Eyes formed in the air to intercept them was torn to shreds by Meng Chao. They could no longer launch even a single mind attack at the humans’ armored airships.
The snipers on the armored airships instantly felt their spirits lift. The illusions, noises, and pain in their minds were gone.
Meng Chao’s motivation caused them to fire continuously in their rage. Their accuracy continued increasing, and they fired at the falcon-type and griffin-type monsters so much that they started screeching and yelping as they fell apart.
Meanwhile, Meng Chao grabbed two tentacles of a Demonic Air Ripping Eye and turned them into reins while treating that Demonic Air Ripping Eye as his warhorse. He charged at the weakest link of the humans’ defense line and the most aggressive vanguards of the monster horde.
The Demonic Air Ripping Eye wanted to struggle, but Meng Chao kept releasing a presence that felt like the flames of hell, causing each of its cells to tremble in fear.
Meng Chao’s legs were also like two high-powered boosters. Spirit flames continued gushing out of his soles into its body, causing it to burn and unable to control itself.
The Demonic Air Ripping Eye completely lost its ability to levitate.
In just a few seconds, it fell hundreds of meters from the sky.
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With a loud bang, it slammed on the ground.
The Demonic Air Ripping Eye’s large but soft body served as the perfect buffer.
The moment before Meng Chao landed on the ground, he activated his maglev and negated all the impact. Then, he jumped up and landed perfectly on the ground.
Behind him was the defensive line made of guns and metal.
Before him was the monster horde made of raging, galloping monsters.
But Meng Chao remained undaunted.
His fighting spirit burned at its limit.
He had not come without a plan.
When he was in the air, he had already observed them carefully. The ones serving as the monster horde’s vanguards were normal monsters like the Gold Spirits, Blade Shattering Pythons, Demonic Halberd Pigs, and Iron-armored Rhinoceroses. At most, some of them were Nightmarish Beasts.
Hell Beasts like the Tyrant Mammoths were large and could be discovered in the distance. Besides, their ferocity turned them into the main targets of humans, and quite a number of powerful people were polishing their weapons so that they could behead them. It would be hard for them to charge out of the encirclement and surround Meng Chao.
To the current Meng Chao, normal monsters were at most Nightmarish Beasts, even if thousands of them appeared, there was nothing for him to be afraid of.
No matter how fierce the monster horde was, it had a fatal weakness—it lacked long-distance firepower.
Even if some of the monsters could fire poison and acid, it was hard for them to fire these things up to hundreds of meters, much less control their trajectory accurately and gather their attacks on Meng Chao.
This meant that at most, only five monsters could arrive in front of Meng Chao to attack him, despite the scale of the monster horde.
As long as Meng Chao could kill the five monsters, their large carcasses could further narrow down the areas where he could possibly be attacked.
As Meng Chao continued moving his position and dragging other monsters into the fight, he could use hundreds of monster carcasses to form a temporary “dam”.
He did not ask that it could stop the monster horde, he just hoped that he could stall the unstoppable monster horde for a few minutes.
During those few important minutes, the Red Dragon Army and mega corporations’ soldiers behind him could register the situation and mend the gap caused by their lack of teamwork.
With this thought in mind, Meng Chao bent his back, and the golden light appeared once more.
But this time, it stuck close to the ground and spread out in the shape of an arc.
The ones in front of the monster horde were Demonic Halberd Pigs and Iron Armored Rhinoceroses.
These two sturdy monsters ate a huge variety of food, were highly adaptive, and had terrifying reproductive powers. Aside from certain insect-type monsters and rodent-type monsters, they were the largest group of monsters around.
Every time, when the monsters attacked the city and charged at the humans’ iron walls, they were the ones always tasked as the vanguards.
They never disappointed either. They could indeed bring out the power of flesh tanks.
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Even when bullets left them as bloody messes and even when bombs blasted half of their heads away, they could still charge forward fearlessly until they were completely torn apart.
When Hell Beasts like the Tyrant Mammoth stimulated them, their ferocity and bloodthirst increased by ten times.
In fact, there was a certain chance that they could mutate, and a large number of Demonic Halberd Pig Kings and Iron Armored Rhinoceros Kings could appear.
Then, those would truly be Nightmarish Beasts.
Even if Meng Chao had Golden Tooth Saber in hand and had his spirit flames burn at their brightest as he swung his saber, at most, he could only kill around three Demonic Halberd Pigs.
To the monster horde, that was an insignificant number, especially when they were charging forward like an avalanche.
So, Meng Chao’s goal was not the Demonic Halberd Pig and Iron Armored Rhinoceroses’ sturdy heads.
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It was their hooves.
No one understood the weaknesses of the Demonic Halberd Pigs and Iron Armored Rhinoceroses more than Meng Chao, since his first job was a harvester.
The sturdier their bones were and the thicker their shells were, the heavier their bodies were, and the pressure on their limbs, joints, and hooves would also be greater.
Besides, they were stimulated by the Tyrant Mammoth’s Rampaging War Song. They had already charged forward for a few kilometers without knowing fatigue and pain.
The durability in their bones and joints had long since reached the limit.
Meng Chao believed that these Demonic Halberd Pigs and Iron Armored Rhinoceroses’ femurs were definitely full of cracks.
Their joints must be worn out too.
In fact, the tendons around their joints should all be severed as well.
Then, he would be the one who would make these exhausted, foaming monsters crumble!
The golden saber glare flew on the ground and swept past four Demonic Halberd Pigs and Iron Armored Rhinoceroses’ hooves.
Even if they were really equipped with armor, for the sake of mobility, there would still be gaps between the areas around their hooves and joints.
Meng Chao’s saber glare shot into these gaps in a diabolical fashion, and in an instant, he cut off the front hooves of the two Demonic Halberd Pigs who had the fiercest charge.
The moment these two Demonic Halberd Pigs lost their hooves, they immediately toppled forward and rolled toward Meng Chao like meatballs with blades stuck all over them.
Meng Chao would naturally not fight head-on against these Demonic Halberd Pigs.
He tapped against the ground and retreated eight meters, always keeping an arm’s distance away from these two Demonic Halberd Pigs.
The cerebral cortexes and central nervous systems of these two Demonic Halberd Pigs were completely controlled by the Tyrant Mammoth’s Rampaging War Song. They could not sense any pain at all and wanted to stand up to charge at the humans’ defense line again.
However, they were just too large. They simply could not regain their balance, not when they lost their front hooves, and their front limbs were bleeding like fountains.
What was worse for them was that there were still a lot of monsters charging forward from behind them.
Burning Island was a huge rock. Even though its circumference was several kilometers long, most of the spots were perpendicular cliffs. There were only a small number of slopes that could allow the monster horde to charge up.
To send as much fighting power on Burning Island in one go, the monsters were in close proximity to each other, and there was no room for any change in their formation.
The two Demonic Halberd Pigs who lost their front hooves had still been unable to find their balance when the main squad behind them surged up.
Countless Demonic Halberd Pigs and Iron Armored Rhinoceroses trampled all over them and reduced them to minced meat.
Hence, at the very least, when it came to the spot in front of Meng Chao, the monster horde had slowed down a little, and he now had more space to attack.
Meng Chao did not hesitate. He instantly targeted eight Demonic Halberd Pigs and Iron Armored Rhinoceroses’ hooves. Golden Tooth Saber shone with eight glares simultaneously and accurately cut off eight hooves.
Even if they lost just one hoof, the Demonic Halberd Pigs and Iron Armored Rhinoceroses would still be unable to regain their balance, because they were charging forward swiftly.
The sizes and armor they prided themselves with turned into fatal burdens. When they rolled on the ground, it severely impacted the charge of the monsters behind them.
In an instant, dozens of monsters crashed into them, and they were knocked off their feet.
Meng Chao seized the chance to creep between the fallen monsters. He repeatedly tugged, dragged, and cut off more monsters’ hooves, causing more monsters to turn into his meatshield, and they spread out like a chaotic avalanche.
In the end, with his own strength, he actually managed to influence the charge of hundreds of monsters, causing the advance of the entire monster horde to slow down by a large margin.
When they saw him descend heroically and his valiant attacks, torrential cheers instantly rose behind him.
This was the Golden Era of Dragon City, it became stronger every day.
Due to the victories they gained over the past two years, Dragon Citizens were united, and their morale was high.
Even if there were differences in ideals between the Red Dragon Army and mega corporations, between the mega corporations itself, between the lair and the outside world, and between the Colonization Party and Home Party, these sorts of differences had yet to turn into unresolvable conflicts.
At the very least, in the face of the monster horde, most human fighters were willing to work together and fight to the death.
The reason behind why a gap appeared in the defense line was only because the Red Dragon Army and private squads’ training modes were different, and their command systems could not blend together. This was also the first time they faced a pitched battle of this scale.
When Meng Chao threw a wrench into the monster horde’s attack, the commanders at the frontlines immediately noticed where the problem lay.
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