Oh My God! Earthlings are Insane! Chapter 563
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Chapter 563: Phantom Bear and Red Brows
A human fell in through the food hatch.
…And he was still alive.
Through the dim light, the three Red Crowned Speed Dragon Kings could see that it was a tall but thin human that gave off a feeling that his body parts were not in harmony with each other.
He was tall, more than 2.1m. His shoulders were wide, and his limbs were as thick as gun barrels of anti-aircraft artillery.
But he was also thin. His face was waxy yellow, and he seemed to be in despair, as if he had lost all interest in life.
There was also not a single bit of muscle on his face, body, and limbs. His bones were just much thicker than a normal human being’s, which supported his built and fierce body.
When this person fell into the cage, he saw the three beasts staring at him fiercely, but he did not shout or run. He just sat down on the ground silently and let his mind wander.
This silence caused the Red Crowned Speed Dragon Kings to sense a really dangerous presence from him.
If they were wild Red Crowned Speed Dragons, they would have run away without hesitation.
The wild was filled with all sorts of mysterious and terrifying existences. Even Apocalyptic Beasts would not underestimate seemingly weak-looking creatures.
But the three Red Crowned Speed Dragon Kings were captured when they were young and were killing machines modified in labs.
They hesitated for only a moment before their hunger overcame their fear.
The strongest Red Crowned Speed Dragon King let out a screech and shot toward the silent human. It opened its mouth to bite the human’s neck.
The human did not dodge. He only brought his right arm up to block it.
The Red Crowned Speed Dragon King’s mouth was full of teeth, and it could even secrete corrosive saliva. Naturally, it could tear off a normal human’s entire right arm.
The remaining two Red Crowned Speed Dragon Kings pounced forward like hungry wolves, wanting a piece of the human as well.
But before they could open their mouths, something shocking happened.
The first Red Crowned Speed Dragon King who wanted to bite off the human’s arm and shoulder, unfortunately, did not even manage to bite off the arm.
The human’s seemingly muscle-lacking arm was tougher than the super alloy armor installed at the front of main battle tanks.
The Red Crowned Speed Dragon King bit down fiercely, but the thing that shattered was its sharp teeth.
The human seemed to have intentionally moved his arm into its mouth, and his fingers circulated with spirit flames that burned at more than one thousand degrees Celsius. They were like five sharp blades, hooks, and pliers that stabbed into the Red Crowned Speed Dragon King’s throat. They tore it into bloody pieces, and through the burnt flesh, they grabbed the spine!
The Red Crowned Speed Dragon King wanted to cry out, but unfortunately for it, its throat was already burnt, and the steel-like arm blocked its voice box completely.
The human tightened his grip, and the spine let out cracking sounds.
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Then, the human did something that made the other two Red Crowned Speed Dragon Kings shudder.
It yanked out the first Red Crowned Speed Dragon King’s spine and brought it in front of its eyes, then bit down on the neck part.
Human teeth were not as sharp as those of other predators and reptilians. They were not fit for chewing and tearing.
The Red Crowned Speed Dragon King had a sturdy shell. Even if anti-aircraft artillery blasted it for ten seconds, it might not leave a dent on the shell.
However, the tall but thin human did not seem to have teeth in his mouth. Instead, it was as if he had a roaring, professional slaughterhouse with a complete set of equipment and workers working in a production line.
With just one bite, he tore off a large piece of the Red Crowned Speed Dragon King’s flesh.
With two bites, the Red Crowned Speed Dragon King’s torn blood vessels and bones were revealed.
Only five seconds had passed since the Red Crowned Speed Dragon King had decided to hunt, and it was already a pile of flesh that lay limp on the ground.
The remaining two Red Crowned Speed Dragon Kings were terrified.
But one of them was too fast. When it realized the danger of the person, it was already right in front of the man
It could only swing its crackling tail in a hope that it could win some time to escape.
But they were in a narrow monster cage. It had no place to escape.
However, even living for one extra second was better when faced with such a terrifying human.
But a pity for it, because even this lowly hope was dashed.
The human attacked swiftly and grabbed the second Red Crowned Speed Dragon King’s tail.
The Red Crowned Speed Dragon King’s muscles shrank, and deep red electricity crawled out. In an instant, it gushed into the human’s body through his purlicue.
The human’s hair curled up from the electricity, and black blood flowed out of his orifices. His skin was charred, and it released an unpleasant smell.
All of his nerve endings screeched in pain, but his expression remained as cool and calm as ever.
It was as if even if the pain his nerve endings bore were multiplied ten times, it would be unable to compare to the pain in his heart.
Hence, the fatal attack from the three Red Crowned Speed Dragon Kings turned into something that only scratched an itch for him so that he could temporarily forget the pain in his heart.
Everything happened in a split second. The human grabbed the second Red Crowned Speed Dragon King’s tail and swung it around.
The Red Crowned Speed Dragon Kings might be known for their speed, and their whole bodies weighed tons, but when the human swung one around, he made it seem like he was swinging a child’s toy.
The pitiful Red Crowned Speed Dragon King sensed a spirit energy tsunami that charged into its body through its tail. Its bones cracked, its nerves got torn, all its flesh was ripped apart; it could no longer gather any energy to resist.
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Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
When the human reached its fastest speed, he suddenly slammed the Red Crowned Speed Dragon King against the wall and the ground.
To hold the Red Crowned Speed Dragon Kings and even fiercer monsters, the walls and ground of the monster cages were strengthened. They were embedded with super alloy, high-voltage electricity nets, and multi-layered defense systems.
With just five slams, the Red Crowned Speed Dragon King was already a bloody mess. It spasmed uncontrollably and spat out large clumps of blood that was as thick as ink and had organ parts.
In just a short minute, two Red Crowned Speed Dragon Kings had died in the hands of the sickly-looking human with yellow skin.
The last Red Crowned Speed Dragon King was overcome by terror.
It did not dare to go forward to die and tried to shrink into a corner.
Even though it should be the tyrant of the wild, in the face of this human, it felt like it was an earthworm squirming around under a scorching sun.
Unfortunately, no matter how much the earthworm squirmed, it could not get even an ounce of pity from the scorching sun.
The human who had killed the two Red Crowned Speed Dragon Kings barehanded in the most brutal ways strode to the last Red Crowned Speed Dragon King.
His face was void of expression. The pleasure he usually had after a thrilling kill was drowned out by great sorrow.
He seized the horn of the last Red Crowned Speed Dragon King, which stood tall and was at the center of its head, and repositioned the monster.
Then, one punch, two punches, three punches, four punches, five punches…
His method this time was different from when he killed the first two Red Crowned Speed Dragon Kings.
He used a total of three minutes and 327 punches to finally pummel the last Red Crowned Speed Dragon King to a pile of flesh with not a single bone in it that was more than the size of a fingernail.
Once he was done, he stared at the three mangled corpses and became even quieter than before.
He used his bloodstained hands to wipe his tear-covered face. Finally, he calmed down and opened the cage to walk out.
The light in the corridor outside shone on him, illuminating a lot of details on his body, such as the black and red tattoo on his chest.
It was a tattoo of two intersecting black bones with a red blade in the center. Drops of blood surrounded the blade.
It was Black Bone’s tattoo.
The number of blood drops around the blade showed a person’s status in Black Bone.
Nine drops of blood was the symbol unique to the gang leader.
The tall, weak, and sickly-looking man with the yellow complexion was Black Bone’s gang leader. He was Phantom Bear Xiong Wei, the man who was only second to Saber Jin Wanhao in the lair!
“Gang Leader!”
More than ten vivacious Black Bone members were waiting in the corridor outside.
When they saw the blood on Phantom Bear Xiong Wei’s body and sensed the killing intent from him when he walked out of the cage, they did not dare to be inattentive to him. They quickly went up to him.
All the gang members knew that the gang leader’s favorite son had just been killed.
They held their breaths and trembled, worried that they would make their gang leader angry and become the new punching bag after the Red Crowned Speed Dragon Kings.
Xiong Wei did not even look at them.
Instead, his electrifying gaze was fixed on Red Brows Su Lun, who stood at the end of the corridor.
Red Brows Su Lun was dressed differently compared to most of the murderous-looking gang members who were armed with guns and dressed in camouflage fighting suits and motorized armor.
Even when the lair faced a life-and-death crisis, Red Brows Su Lun was still in a suit, and his leather shoes shone brightly. Even his hair was combed neatly, and he had used a lot of hairspray, so his hair was so smooth that not even a fly could land on it.
His presence was different from that of the hot-tempered gang members and the messy environment in the lair. He gave off a calm, indifferent, and professional air that made it seem as if he never had his personal feelings involved in anything he did. He only carried out his duties as a professional manager, earned his wages, and helped solve the problems in the lair.
It had to be said that this transcendent aura and professional attitude earned him a lot of the gang members’ trust and favor during treacherous times.
Besides, he always worked under the slogan that “everyone should earn money together” and was skilled in buying people’s hearts. Aside from Golden Tooth, he had made friends with a lot of other gang members.
At some unknown point in time, he began to give off the air that he was the general military adviser of all the gangs in the lair.
Xiong Wei narrowed his eyes and strode to Su Lun.
“Gang Leader Xiong, I’m the reason behind the heir’s death. If the heir hadn’t overhead me when I was setting up a strategy to kill Meng Chao, he wouldn’t have taken things into his own hands and decided to go on the operation to gain your favor, he wouldn’t have unfortunately… died by Meng Chao’s hand.”
Red Brows Su Lun’s expression was full of sadness.
His eyes were as red as his eyebrows.
“No matter how you want to punish me, I will accept it without any complaints. I won’t escalate things and turn this into a conflict between Black Bone and Golden Tooth.” Su Lun looked at Xiong Wei sincerely. “I just have one last request. No matter how you want to punish me, could you do it after the battle? Before that, I swear that I will definitely find Meng Chao and personally take revenge for the heir!”
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