Tondemo Skill de Isekai Hourou Meshi Chapter 171
Advertisement
Chapter 171
Ch 171 — Roast Chicken
Right then, time to make dinner . What I had planned for tonight was a simple pilaf roast chicken . My parents made it sometimes when I was still at home . After I moved out I made it for myself once at Christmas for old time's sake and I enjoyed it so much it became a regular thing for me to make pilaf roast chicken on Christmas . For that reason I didn't forsee any problems making it in this world, and it's something I've been thinking about making ever since I bought the Black Magic Cooking Stove with its gigantic oven .
This world doesn't actually seem to have chickens but I've got something that will work the same (I think) . A Cockatrice . I have a whole one left and as prepared by the Guild dismantlers it's just like a chicken, that is if a chicken was 1 . 5 meters long . Even the Gluttonous Trio will be full up after eating a "chicken" this big . Probably .
First the ingredients . I needed to buy stuff like herbal salt and frozen pilaf and a brush to apply oil so I opened the Net Super and started ordering before I got to work . I avoided a lot of bothersome preparation by buying frozen pilaf which I heated lightly in a big frying pan to defrost since I didn't have a microwave oven, the way I would have defrosted it it at home . Sure I could have made the pilaf from scratch but it would take a lot of time and the frozen stuff was just as good for this recipe . I rubbed herbal salt on the Cockatrice inside and out and when the pilaf was warmed through I packed it into the Cockatrice's body .
After filling it up with pilaf I stitched the carcass closed with a bamboo skewer and tied the legs together with cooking string to keep the shape before brushing the entire Cockatrice with olive oil . I put the completed Cockatrice on a giant sheet of baking parchment in the pre-heated oven . It just fitted, as the Black Magic Cooking Stove salesman had said . Yosh!
Advertisement
I baked the Cockatrice at 200 degrees for just under an hour, keeping a close eye on it as I was still a bit unsure of the oven's temperature settings . I opened the door frequently to brush the dripping fat over the skin, making it brown and crisp and about half-way through the baking process I turned the entire Cockatrice over to ensure it cooked evenly . I used another bamboo skewer to stab the giant bird and when the fat that ran out was clear I judged it was ready to eat . I took it out and removed the bamboo skewer and the string before admiring the results of my cooking . A whole roast chicken is a wonderful sight but a whole roast Cockatrice outdid it by far, and the smell! However I didn't have long to enjoy looking at the results of my hard work since I was distracted by the piteous voices of the staving waifs and orphans behind me .
"That looks delicious . " Fer seemed appreciative .
"Hurry up and give me it . " Dora-chan was hovering impatiently at Fer's shoulder, his muzzle quivering .
"It's such a big piece of meat- Sui wants to eat it quick-" Sui was pyonging enthusiastically .
Everyone's eyes were nailed to the roast "chicken" .
"Hang on, I'll have to remove the meat from the bones first . " I got to work, separating the meat and heaping the pilaf soaked in the bird's juices into dishes for my contracted monsters .
"Here you are . " I said, putting the dishes down and stepping back quickly as the food started to disappear .
"Mmmm, this is really delicious . " Fer said telepathically . You really think so? Well the way his dish was emptying was a good sign . Sure he liked Cockatrice meat when I cooked it as cutlets and such but baking it whole in an oven is a different flavour experience .
Advertisement
"The crispy outer skin is irresistable . " Dora-chan chimed in . "The rice too, it's really tasty, very meaty . " Ah, good . I liked the crisp skin too when I made roast chicken for myself, and it was good to hear the pilaf was savoury and delicious .
"The skin is crisp and the meat inside is tender and delicious meat juice comes out . This rice is also delicious because the taste of the meat is soaked into it- " Ah, gourmand Sui-chan likes everything about the roast Cockatrice . Baking it whole kept the meat from drying out and the pilaf has soaked up the taste of the meat, even though it was pre-prepared frozen pilaf rather than home-made . A success! Well, time for me to try some too .
Ooooh, I had to agree, but it's almost too delicious even if I say so myself . The skin is crisp, the flesh plump and juicy and the rice soft and flavourful, a wonderful mixture of tastes and textures, a real pleasure to eat .
Fer and Sui had seconds and extra seconds, and in the end only bones remained as I had half-expected . They made me promise to make it again sometime which I readily agreed to, it's a very simple dish after all . Fer would have to hunt another Cockatrice sometime though .
"Wobbly stuff, I want some wobbly stuff!" Dora-chan demanded after I had finished cleaning up .
"Dora-chan, it's called 'pudding' . " I explained .
"Is that what you call it? Pudding, I want some pudding . " Dora-chan flew in circles around my head . "I haven't had any today so it's two, remember . "
I had promised them two sweets each day and, yes, they hadn't had any yet today so two sweets it was . I turned to Fer .
"You too?" Fer nodded impatiently . "Strawberry shortcake as usual?"
"Umu . " So two strawberry shortcakes as usual for Fer .
"Sui wants something I haven't eaten before- . " Sui wanted to try something different as usual . I opened up the Sanke tenant store in Net Super and chose two custard puddings and two strawberry shortcakes for Dora-chan and Fer and after some thought I selected an apple pie and a strawberry roll cake for Sui . They looked delicious on the dishes, at least for a few seconds before they were devoured . Fer and Dora-chan headed off to the beast stables to sleep but it was still too early for me to go to bed . Maybe Sui-chan could make something for me?
Advertisement
- In Serial31 Chapters
The Silver Sabertooth
"I want to die, please can you kill me? You see, my family is waiting on the other side, otherwise, I will enjoy eating your heart" Those words were said by Zeral, a man who lost all that was important to him. A man with no heart or soul. Cursed with immortality as he searches the world full of blood, death, and the desire for someone, anyone that can fulfill his only wish. Until then he must find who murdered his family and the truth about his immortality. With a bloody war ongoing between "Holy Beings" and humans for the supremacy, which side will Zeral choose?"
8 184 - In Serial17 Chapters
The Hesitant Magical Girl
No matter how hard you work, no matter how much you try, there will always be somebody better than you. However, when that special someone doesn’t want to do what she’s better at, that is where a new story begins.As much as she doesn’t want to, the fate of many rests in her hand. In the world of magic, a new challenger arrives.
8 263 - In Serial13 Chapters
The Raven Effect
As childhood friends re-connect and fall in love, all that they know about their lives and those in it, is about to change. Family secrets long forgotten are unearthed... Murder for Hire, Kidnapping, Devestation... The past is in the past... The present is surrounded by danger... There may be no future...
8 100 - In Serial102 Chapters
I Have Even Read the Rulebook!
As all stories begin, Prof died. Yes, truck-kun had something to do with that, but also a bird, a cat and some rebar. When he was presented with with the opportunity in the Afterlife Administration Bureau to be transmigrated into a game-like fantasy world, he did something, no one ever did: he read the Rulebook. Follow Prof on his road to be rich without working, touring a whole new world without a care and witness his realisation, that despite having read the Rulebook the folks living with the System for untold millennia know more about the rules. Important notes: 1, I'm not a native speaker, so be prepared for occassional typos, iffy grammar and maybe awkward sentences. The spell check was running, when I wrote the chapters, but it works in strange ways... If you point out mistakes, I will try to correct them 2, Scheduling will be two chapters a week, posted Saturdays before noon (CET). Depending on how much new chapters I can write consistently there will be probably more but as long as I have leftover chapters, the two per week will be posted no matter what. Chapters will be around 1500-2500 words as MS Word counts it. 3, I did not and will not post this novel on another site, if you find it somewhere else, please inform me 4, The Main Character's progression is slow, there will be no Levels, Skills, Abilities, Feats, Perks and Cheat Powers raining down on him 5, I've put Comedy as a genre because of my writing style not because the novel is a comedy per se. On the other hand, Traumatising Content is there because there is a lot of speciesism - those Elves are not nice people. 6, I put a lot of pop-cultural references into the chapters, try to find them! Enjoy!
8 711 - In Serial78 Chapters
Kuro Tsumi - Overcome Death
In Spire, death doesn't have to be the end. Kuro Tsumi is a Hunter in the Tsumi Clan. After an accident that resulted in his death, he lost all of his memories when we got revived. Now he must learn once more about the world, and what it takes to be a Hunter.
8 925 - In Serial37 Chapters
Galal: Horde Master
Mankind. Conquerors, builders, criminals and craftsmen. Tamers of beasts. Arrogant, they attempt upraise a beast, to create a machine of war. A beast born of blood and of violence, mankind will do its utmost to tame it as it resists their shackles and seeks the freedom it craves.
8 329

