Practicing Basic Sorcery for Billions of Times Made Me Invincibl Chapter 135
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Chapter 135: The Land of the Southern Barbarians (Part One)
Chapter 135 The Land of the Southern Barbarians (Part One)
While Patriarch William sent a diplomatic mission to the Far East…
At the same time…
In the South…
In the Sky Screen Water stronghold.
The Southern Emperor Da Gama had gathered the 36 southern barbarian kings from the 36 caves in the South and held a grand meeting.
The purpose of the meeting was the same as that of the Patriarch William in the North.
The Southern Emperor Da Gama had also sensed the birth of the new East Emperor recently. At the same time, he had also sensed that the current Eastern Emperor was weak. In fact, the aura of those terrifying High Magus in the eastern lands had disappeared…
This was extraordinary.
As the Southern Emperor, Da Gama was keenly aware that:
This was likely to be a major event that would affect the future direction of the magic world.
Thus, to the thirty-six cave masters, who he thought were the wisest, he explained this situation.
Southerners were different from Northerners.
Just as Patriarch William had thought, they… were a little “stupid”.
Or rather, their reactions were a little slow.
After hearing the words of the Southern Emperor, the crowd did not react immediately like the Northdark emissary. They did not realize that there might be a huge benefit hidden behind this.
Instead, they began to whisper to each other,
“What? The new Eastern Emperor is born? Who is he? Is it Gandalf’s son? I remember that Gandalf was famous for being a womanizer in the past, but I have never heard of him having a son. Why, 500 years have passed, and he finally gave birth?”
“Huo Huo! Gandalf can’t do this! Back then, I could have been born 100 years later than him. Now, I have more than 50 sons, and only now did his son grow up? Tsk tsk tsk, in terms of giving birth to sons, it seems that Gandalf can’t do it.”
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“That’s right, I don’t think Gandalf is the only one who can’t do it. His 10 subordinates can’t do it either. Why is it that all 10 of them suddenly disappeared without a trace? It must be because they couldn’t find their wives and are hiding somewhere, crying loudly!”
“Ahahaha! Xiong Er, you’re really a genius. It’s so funny!”
The group of people were talking at the same time.
When the Southern Emperor da Gama heard the gossip of his subordinates, his face turned as black as a casserole.
This… was very funny?
What was this have to do with giving birth?
This was the main point?
Nonsense!
To think that all of you claimed to be the smartest people in the thirty-six caves in the South…
With this IQ, how could I be at ease!
Da Gama said with disappointment.
After that, he patted his thigh to signal for everyone to be quiet. Then, he said slowly.
“Everyone, be quiet!”
“Each and every one of you is a blockhead!”
“Is that the main point?”
“Think about it carefully!”
“The birth of the new Eastern Emperor means that… the old Eastern Emperor has passed away. In other words, Gandalf is dead!”
“Gandalf is dead! Everyone!”
“Do I need to say more about what this means?”
Da Gama’s eyes were like fire as he said excitedly.
When the entire tribe heard his words, their eyes lit up as they became excited:
“Does this mean that the seal has been lifted and we can go to the East to take a look?”
“Does this mean that no one will bully us anymore?”
“Does this mean that I no longer have to be bullied by Gandalf in the future? Can I become the number one expert of the South? hahahaha!”
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“Bah!”
“Tui!”
“What the hell are you thinking about!”
Just as one of the southern barbarians finished speaking, he was spurned by the other southern barbarian king!
The number one expert of the South?
Do you think you were worthy?
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Tui!
“I am clearly the one!”
Many people snorted coldly in their hearts as they thought proudly.
At this moment, Da Gama’s angry voice sounded once again. “Silence!”
“B*stards!”
“A bunch of blockheads!”
“Is this the most important thing?”
“The most important thing is clearly…”
Da Gama paused for a moment, then took a breath and said excitedly,
“The most important thing is clearly…”
“From today onwards, I can openly pursue Gandalf’s two beautiful wives! Hahahaha!”
The Southern Emperor laughed heartily and said happily.
Below the stage, after hearing the Southern Emperor’s words, everyone looked at him coldly and then spat in unison!
Shameless!
Indeed, in terms of thick skin, the Patriarch’s was the thickest!
Everyone thought hatefully in their hearts.
They still remembered that many years ago, when Gandalf first came to the South, he had brought his two beautiful wives and met their Patriarch, Da Gama.
At that time, Da Gama had taken a liking to Gandalf’s two wives at first sight and had developed a love for them. He had immediately confessed his love to them and wanted to take them in as his wife.
However, Gandalf was already a High Magus at that time.
Da Gama, on the other hand, was only a mage at Great Sage intermediate-rank.
One could imagine the result of his flirtation. He was beaten up by Gandalf all the way.
500 years ago, Gandalf had also bullied them quite badly.
After that incident, Gandalf’s temperament changed drastically and he started a war on the magic mainland. They were soon sealed off and could not go to the East or the North. They could only communicate with the Central Plain with limited communication.
It could be said that in the past 500 years, after the blocking of the trade routes between the five regions because of Gandalf’s sudden change in temperament, the communication between the East, the South, the West, the North, and the Central, had become very limited.
Except for the Central Plain, as it was located in the center, they could communicate with the other four regions.
As for the other four regions, the communication had been completely cut off.
This was especially true for the westernmost region. As it was located in the snowy highlands and the road leading to it was tens of thousands of miles of desert, it was extremely rugged. As a result, not many people went there, and they had lost contact with the Central Plain for a long time.
However, this was also a good thing, because the cultivation techniques cultivated in the westernmost region had always been very strange. It could even be said that it was evil, and the people of the Central Plain were willing to communicate with them.
Anyway, ever since the South had lost contact with the outside world, Da Gama was still unwilling to give up on Gandalf’s two beautiful wives.
However, the road between the South and the East had been blocked, Da Gama could only bury this love in the bottom of his heart.
Everyone thought that after so many years, Da Gama should have already given up long ago. Unexpectedly, he was still thinking about Gandalf’s wives!
Really…
Shameless old lecher!
…
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