Transdimensional Marketing Chapter 347
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Chapter 347: Eleventh Official Review! (3)
Chapter 347 – Eleventh Official Review! (3)
The dazzling lights gradually disappeared, and a blurry sight appeared in the audience’s eyes .
At this time, Chen Yu could be seen floating in mid-air like a ghost, and the space surrounding him looked twisted and torn . From the audience’s perspective, it looked as if they were looking at Chen Yu through a wall of translucent tape .
[Did the host become a god?]
[How cool!]
[Cool my ass . My toilet’s frosted glass has the same effect . ]
[I thought Transdimensional Review’s channel was about science fiction…]
[After developing to a certain point, technology performs no different than magic . ]
[Does anyone here know what that thing is?]
[Brothers, I shit you not . Even adult sites are broadcasting Transdimensional Review’s livestream right now . ( ͡°͜ʖ͡°)]
[Even the broadcasting website I started up on the fly is broadcasting the livestream . ]
[What godlike abilities…]
“Friends in front of the screen, have you guessed what this product is?” Chen Yu asked as he pulled out his pinky finger from the metal tube . Immediately, the strange phenomenon surrounding him disappeared . “Previously, I’ve stated that the more advanced technology becomes, the further it will exceed modern humans’ imagination . If we based our opinions solely on this product’s external appearance and apparent effect, we’d have difficulty accurately guessing its function . In reality, though, this product’s function is very straightforward .
“It, is a shield .
“To be precise, it is a protective cover generator . ”
Raising the metal tube before the camera, Chen Yu tapped the tube’s surface lightly with his knuckles and said, “Its full name is called the Electromagnetic and Isometric Force Field, or E·I Force Field for short . It was produced and sold by the Mutual Attack Technology Group in 6105 .
“The theory behind this force field is complicated, and it will take three web novel chapters’ worth of content to give everyone a detailed explanation . Hence, I will try to describe it as simply as possible . Whether you can understand it or not will be up to fate . ”
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After saying so, Chen Yu inserted his middle finger into the metal tube . “The E·I Force Field is an improved and optimized version of Boeing’s electromagnetic force field theory . It uses electromagnetic arcs to effectively attenuate the shock wave generated by explosions, preventing ships, submarines, platforms, buildings, vehicles, and even humans from harm .
“Technical theories on electromagnetic force fields have existed since the last century, but research on them only began in earnest in 2005 . It also took until 2022 before a finished product was produced successfully, and only in 2025 did the product enter small-scale mass production . If everyone is interested in this topic, you can search for relevant information online .
“Also, I would like to apologize to the Boeing Company and America here . ” Shrugging, Chen Yu said, “I’ve exposed your strategic armament plan, but I didn’t do it intentionally . I won’t take any responsibility for it, either . ”
[I found it! It really exists!]
[It seems an experimental product was already made in 2016 . Awesome . ]
[Doesn’t Boeing make airplanes?]
[It builds fighter jets as well . ( ͡°͜ʖ͡°)]
[It makes bombers as well . :)]
[It builds nuclear missiles as well . ]
[It causes air disasters as well . ]
“To avoid leaking Boeing’s company secrets, I won’t talk about the calculation formulas and material requirements . I’ll just give a brief introduction to the production process .
“Under normal circumstances, Boeing’s first-generation electromagnetic force field consists of two parts: a sensor and a transmitter . The sensor is used to detect an explosion in water or air, such as a torpedo exploding in the sea . The sensor’s signal then triggers the electromagnetic force transmitter, and the transmitter rapidly heats the seawater in the direction of the explosion to create a plasma shield to transfer or absorb the shockwaves from the blast .
“If the explosion occurs in the air, the transmitter will heat up the air instead . One thing worth mentioning is that the type of transmitter used will vary depending on the environment the force field is used in . The transmitter can be purposed to generate a laser, a blast of electricity, or microwave energy . Governments and laboratories interested in this can try making a force field yourself . It’s quite a simple feat to accomplish . ”
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[Boeing: Dammit!]
[Host, you might as well publicize the calculation formulas and material requirements . Give Boeing a swift and painless death . ]
[Lololol…]
After pausing slightly and giving his audience some time to think, Chen Yu continued, “Everyone should now understand what the electromagnetic force field is . Meanwhile, the E·I Force Field is a more powerful version of Boeing’s electromagnetic force field . With the use of space-overlapping technology, it can isolate all forms of attacks outside the force field in a more efficient, accurate, and extreme manner . It also allows humans to live in any dangerous environment at will .
“For example, with the E·I Force Field, humans can survive in space, the deep sea, the inner layers of planets, or the middle layers of stars . Of course, it is still impossible for humans to approach the inner layers of stars, neutron stars, and black holes, even with the E·I Force Field . The spatial distortions in these environments are incredibly intense . These spatial distortions will cause the E·I Force Field’s overlapping space to grow chaotic, which will, in turn, turn the humans inside it into minced meat .
Alright, that’s it for this product’s introduction . Now, let’s enter the livestream’s next phase: practical application . We will test the limits of the E·I Force Field’s performance .
“Oh, by the way, this metal tube in my hand is actually a finger sleeve, and it is used to connect with the user’s impulse signals . The spacecraft I reviewed during the previous episode is also controlled using impulse signals . However, as the Type-R Spacecraft is a product from the year 6877, it can establish a ‘wireless’ connection with the human brain . The E·I Force Field, which is from 6105, is incapable of such a function .
“Through this difference, we can also see the pace of human civilization’s technological progress in the future . ”
After saying so, Chen Yu raised his middle finger at the camera and activated the E·I Force Field .
Boom!
Once more, the electromagnetic force collided with the air, dust, and light surrounding Chen Yu, the friction between them generating a dazzling array of lights .
After the bright lights disappeared, Chen Yu looked toward Little Peach, who appeared to be in a daze, and said, “There is only one finger sleeve, and it can only create a protective cover centered around me . So, I can’t bring you along with the review . Just wait for me here . ”
“W-What if something dangerous happens?”
“I am the safest person on Earth right now . ”
“Okay, then,” Little Peach said regretfully . “In any case, please take care of your safety, Mr . Peach . ”
“What should you be calling me?”
“D-Daddy…”
“Good girl . ”
[?!]
[This information is too much to process . ]
[Is he her real father, or is he…]
[My goddess has been corrupted . ]
[Hello, father-in-law . ]
[Did nobody realize that the host gave us a middle finger just now?]
After waving his hand triumphantly, Chen Yu urged the force field to interact with the air . The next moment, he flew out of the opened window like a sharp arrow .
The floating camera also followed closely after him .
Whoosh—
After flying ten kilometers away from the floating castle, Chen Yu came to an abrupt stop .
“Flying with this force field is much faster than flying with the protective suit’s plasma engine . In an atmospheric environment, I can easily reach ten times the speed of sound . Strangely, though, despite moving at such a speed, I did not hear a sonic boom occurring . I wonder what’s the principle behind this?”
Turning around and facing the camera, Chen Yu raised his middle finger once more and said, “Compared to the Full-coverage Special Protective Suit, the E·I Force Field has a much more excellent protective performance . Hence, it would be boring if we were to test it using conventional methods . If we’re going to test its limits, we should go big . ”
After saying so, Chen Yu raised his wrist and swiped his finger across his watch . After locating his private chat window with NASA, he asked, “Hey, are you watching the livestream? Help me contact the American military . ”
[NASA: “W-What are you trying to do?”]
“Do you have nukes? Give me one . ”
[NASA: “…”]
“On second thought, give me a couple more . ”
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