Transdimensional Marketing Chapter 345
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Chapter 345
Chapter 345: Eleventh Official Review! (1)
Chapter 345 – Eleventh Official Review! (1)
Sunday, 8:30 AM:
The crowds of shoppers, diners, and consumers dispersed worldwide, causing the various shops to become sparsely populated . For a time, a depressing atmosphere enveloped the various cities around the world .
In contrast, the internet was in an uproar at this time as hundreds and millions of IP addresses flooded in from every corner of the world .
Transdimensional Review’s eleventh official livestream was going to be held today .
It was also the first livestream ever since Transdimensional Review’s existence had been thoroughly exposed to the world .
Originally, the various media, institutions, self-published media, and netizens had speculated that after the tenth official livestreams, Chen Yu would host an additional livestream like usual . However, in the end, Transdimensional Review had not shown the slightest bit of activity for an entire month . The channel didn’t even make a single update post on its homepage .
It was as if the channel had gone into a hiatus…
However, after getting tortured by their curiosity for one whole month, the moment everyone had been waiting for had finally arrived . They would finally get to witness the most “unimaginable” scene in human history .
For the sake of this moment, many people had resigned from their jobs or skipped their classes .
In the meantime, Chen Yu, the protagonist of these hundreds of millions of people, had snuck into his eldest little sister’s room and gave Chen Yike a smack to the head with the Amnesia Bat . Afterward, he used the Hypnosis Rattle to add a layer of insurance . Only after doing so did he return to his room and change into a new set of clothes .
“Mr . Chen, what will you be wearing this time? Are you going to change into your protective suit?”
“No need . ”
Waving his hand, Chen Yu pulled out a box from under his bed . He then grabbed a set of imperial robes from within and put it on . “I have a hunch that the product this time is a protective technology . So, there is no need to change into the protective suit . It’ll only make the review process inconvenient . ”
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“Why are you so sure?” Little Peach asked, puzzled .
“The marketing staff has previously said that she has applied an incredibly dangerous product for me . The product is so dangerous that it can even cause the solar system’s destruction . However, I will first need to meet the safety requirements to review the product . In the last episode, she gave me a transportation tool that can allow me to make a convenient getaway . In that case, this episode’s product is most likely a protective technology . ”
“Amazing!” Little Peach put on a look of admiration when she heard Chen Yu’s deduction . ”
“It’s nothing . ” Putting on his mask, Chen Yu flicked his robe and said, “As a person standing at the top of self-published media, I must have the necessary analytical and deduction capabilities . Otherwise, I won’t be able to deal with the industry’s complex environment . While it is difficult for you to keep up with me, as you are my assistant, you should at least make sure you don’t fall too far behind . ”
“I understand!”
“Mhm . ”
Nodding, Chen Yu turned around calmly and pulled out his phone from his pocket . He then entered WeChat and quickly typed out a message .
[Chen Yu: “Are you sure it is a protective product?”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “Yes! Mr . Chen, please stop asking . I have no reason to deceive you . ”]
[Chen Yu: “Okay . I’ll get ready to begin the livestream now . ”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “I wish you a smooth broadcast! Goodbye . ”]
After exiting his chat window with the Transdimensional Marketing Company’s staff member, Chen Yu suddenly saw that Xing Biqi had sent him many messages .
[Xing Biqi: “Chen Yu, Transdimensional Review is hosting a livestream today . Should we watch it together?”]
Scratching the back of his ear, Chen Yu looked back at Little Peach briefly before typing a reply .
[Chen Yu: “I have something to do outside today, so watch it by yourself . ”]
[Xing Biqi: “Is that so? Where are you going? Can you bring me along?”]
[Chen Yu: “A brother of mine is getting an abortion as well as a circumcision while he’s at it, so it isn’t convenient for me to take you . ”]
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[Xing Biqi: “???”]
[Chen Yu: “Let’s not talk about this for now . I’m going offline, so just watch the livestream yourself . If there’s a lottery, don’t forget to make an entry . Who knows if you’ll win it again?”]
After typing his last message, Chen Yu exited his WeChat and tossed his phone onto his mattress . He then opened the Interstellar Portal, strode across the spatial film, and arrived at the distant Super Floating Castle .
Indeed .
Xing Biqi had forgotten about her trip to Sirius a month ago .
Using the Memory Storage Module, Chen Yu had cut and saved that portion of her memory in one of the storage module’s five biological hard disks .
Unless the digitized memory was exported to her brain again, Xing Biqi would never recall that segment of her life . Of course, Chen Yu had also gotten her consent for this matter .
The reason why Chen Yu had decided to take such an action was simple . It was because he felt that it still wasn’t time for him to reveal his identity .
Meanwhile, Xing Biqi was only a high school student . Whether it was in terms of EQ, IQ, experience, acting skills, etc . , she was no match for him . When faced with the many elite agents and veteran reporters, it would be very easy for her to give herself away and invite trouble to herself .
However, Chen Yu also knew that this wasn’t Xing Biqi’s problem .
After all, there weren’t many people in the world who could fight against the elites of a country…
“It’s so lonely at the top . ” Sighing faintly, Chen Yu turned around and looked at Little Peach . “What are you still standing there for? Come over . It’s almost nine o’clock . ”
“Okay~”
After waiting for Little Peach to cross the portal, Chen Yu closed the wooden door and disconnected the spatial link to his bedroom . He then changed the portal’s shape into a metal arch once more .
“Now that I think about it, it really is boring . ”
“Huh?” Blankly, Little Peach asked, “What’s boring?”
“I feel bored at how weak my opponents are . ” Stretching his hand and gently stroking the portal’s metal frame, Chen Yu shrugged and said, “It’s been a year already, yet the countless think tanks worldwide still don’t know that this portal is capable of altering its appearance . I can’t feel the pressure at all . ”
“That is understandable . ” Giving Chen Yu her analysis, Little Peach said, “You are excellent at laying out strategies and formulating detailed plans . Your concealment is impeccable . Even an artificial intelligence like myself can’t see through some of your ideas, let alone ordinary humans . ”
“That’s why it’s boring,” Chen Yu said, shrugging . “Isn’t that so?”
Nodding, Little Peach said, “Maybe this is what it feels like to be a genius . ”
…
“He is a genius!”
New York, United Nations Headquarters, Observer Conference Hall:
Using a deep voice, America’s representative spoke into the microphone before him, “He is a genius who has left our numerous experts helpless . Right now, I can say for a fact that uncovering his identity is impossible . So long as Transdimensional’s UP doesn’t actively expose himself, we will have no way of uncovering his identity . ”
“I agree,” the middle-aged team leader representing China said, raising his hand . “China’s side has also failed . We cannot find him . ”
“We also agree,” Japan’s representative said, similarly raising his hand . “I recommend we stop wasting manpower in this aspect . Instead, we should focus on cooperating with Transdimensional’s UP to maintain the future’s stability . ”
“We agree, too . ” German’s representative raised his hand .
“Agreed . ” Britain’s representative raised his hand .
“Does anyone present have any objections to this motion?” America’s representative asked . “We will abandon our investigation into Transdimensional’s UP’s identity and focus our manpower on other aspects . Those who object, please raise your hand . ”
“Our side objects,” the Korean representative said with a sharp gaze . “We currently know of the other party’s surname already . Even if Transdimensional’s UP possesses extraordinary wisdom, as the number of livestream he hosts increases, he is bound to give himself away sooner or later . We cannot give up . ”
“We object as well,” the Russian representative said, raising his hand . “We agree with Korea’s opinion . We cannot lightly make a conclusion now . ”
“We object as well . ” The Australian representative said, raising his hand .
“We object, too,” Pakistan’s representative said .
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