Transdimensional Marketing Chapter 252
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Chapter 252
Chapter 252: Product Capable of Destroying the Solar System
Chapter 252 – Product Capable of Destroying the Solar System
Sunday, 8:50 AM:
Jinzhou City, Lanhe District, Chen family’s abode:
Sitting cross-legged on the bed, Chen Yu squinted his eyes and asked indifferently, “What time is it?”
“It’s eight-fifty . There are ten minutes left,” Little Peach answered after taking a look at the time . She then picked up Chen Yu’s wizard robe and said, “You should change your clothes now . ”
“Forget that for now . Let’s see how large the product is first . If it’s something that needs me to go outdoors, I’ll just change into the protective suit . ”
After saying so, Chen Yu pulled out his phone and opened WeChat . He then sent a brief message to Transdimensional Marketing’s staff member .
[Chen Yu: “You there?”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “I’m here, Mr . Chen . ”]
[Chen Yu: “??!”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “What are you trying to say?”]
[Chen Yu: “Nothing . I’m just surprised you didn’t get angry . ”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “Do you know what ‘resigned’ means?”]
“Hahaha…”
[Chen Yu: “I understand . Let’s not talk about this for now . How is today’s product? Is it large? How large is it? Is it bigger than last time?”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “Mr . Chen, this product is of moderate size . You can receive it at home . ”]
[Chen Yu: “I can’t afford to have my floor destroyed anymore . I’ll head to the floating castle, so send it there . ”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “Very well . I will send it to you in a few minutes . By the way, I have something to tell you . ”]
[Chen Yu: “What?”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “As you have accomplished excellent results in all seven of your livestreams, my team and I have applied for a very special product for you . So long as you can successfully raise your access level to C- and conditions permit it, we can make an exception and send it to you . ”]
[Chen Yu: “Special product? How is it special?”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “It is a product that can only be applied for with B-rank access level . ”]
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“What?!”
Chen Yu couldn’t help but be surprised by these words . After carefully re-reading the message two more times, excitement welled up within him .
[Chen Yu: “How amazing is a B-rank product?”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “It is far better than any product you’ve reviewed . ”]
[Chen Yu: “Isn’t that obvious?! Can’t you give me a better description? How powerful is it? Is it dangerous?”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “It definitely carries a certain degree of danger . Moreover, the degree of danger is extremely high . Hence, I said that even after your access level reaches C-, we’ll still need to see if conditions permit it . And these conditions are safety conditions . ”]
Seeing this, Chen Yu grew agitated and quickly typed a reply .
[Chen Yu: “Can you not leave me hanging? Can’t you tell me what this product is?”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “I’m sorry, but this isn’t allowed . I can only briefly tell you that this product can easily result in the solar system’s destruction . ”]
[Chen Yu: “Crap…”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “A single mistake might lead to the destruction planets on the scale of Earth, Jupiter, and Saturn . ”]
[Chen Yu: “…”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “So, you’ll have to meet the safety conditions . ”]
Putting down his phone, Chen Yu stood up and paced around his room over a dozen times .
“Mr . Chen, what’s wrong?” Little Peach asked in confusion .
“It’s nothing . ” Picking up his phone again, Chen Yu typed a message while saying, “Activate the portal first . Connect it to the Headmaster’s Tower’s second-floor hall . We’ll be starting the livestream right away . ”
“Okay . ” Little Peach nodded . She then approached the Interstellar Portal and started manipulating its virtual interface .
[Chen Yu: “It’s my eighth official review now . I’ll be able to get promoted after another review . In other words, I should get the product you mentioned in the 10th review, which is in three months . What are the safety conditions you mentioned?”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “It is your personal safety condition . You must have sufficient ability to protect yourself . ”]
[Chen Yu: “What else?”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “There’s nothing else . ”]
[Chen Yu: “Can’t you give me any more hints?”]
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[Transdimensional Marketing: “Our work is constantly under supervision . It is already rare that we managed to get that product for you . I cannot disclose any more information to you . ”]
[Chen Yu: “…Fine . In that case, try to get me a product that helps with meeting that safety condition next time . ”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “Please rest assured . My team and I will do our best . It is almost nine o’clock in your current timeline . Please prepare to receive today’s delivery . ”]
[Chen Yu: “OK . Send it to the second-floor hall of the floating castle’s Headmaster’s Tower . ”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “Very well . ”]
Tossing his phone onto the bed, Chen Yu quickly changed into his wizard robe and put on his opera mask . He then put on the magic hat representing the headmaster’s authority . Once he was fully dressed, he stepped through the Interstellar Portal and arrived in the Headmaster’s Tower’s second-floor hall .
Snap!
Snapping his fingers, Chen Yu called out, “Hermione . ’
“I’m here . ”
A stream of silver particles emerged from the ground and took on the form of a slender figure . While suspended before Chen Yu, Hermione asked, “Lord Headmaster, your orders?”
“I’m going to start hosting my livestream . The Academy’s professors can spectate, but don’t let them get too close . ”
“Understood . ”
“Mhm . ” After taking a look at the time, Chen Yu continued, “How is the island’s construction progressing?”
“The outer shape is completed,” Hermione said as she landed on the ground . She then tapped the butt of her staff on the ground, summoning a virtual projection of the manmade island . “The main body is completed, and the revetment is also completed . However, we still need to pump out the excess water . It will take five more days at most before we can transfer the various governments’ supplies ashore and start the next step of construction . ”
“That’s fast . How about the censoring work in the library?”
“We have finished censoring 7% of the first floor’s books,” Hermione reported . “In the case of books on basic science, we have finished censoring 52% of them already . The professors have also begun compiling the teaching materials for the new semester based on these books, so their research speed has temporarily slowed down . ”
“Okay . Have them focus on the teaching materials first before doing their research . Make sure to keep a close eye on them . We can’t have any of these teaching materials leaked to the outside world for now . ”
“Understood . ”
After understanding the floating castle’s and artificial island’s general situation, Chen Yu stopped speaking and stared at the time displayed on his watch .
Three minutes later…
Both the minute hand and second hand reached 12 simultaneously . A wormhole with a diameter of no more than three minutes appeared in the middle of the hall immediately .
“It really is a small product . ”
Suppressing his excitement, Chen Yu took two steps back and looked up .
Boom!
Shortly after, a rectangular delivery box with a width of two meters and a height of four meters fell out of the wormhole and landed heavily on the ground .
The snowy-white box gave off a dazzling reflection when sunlight shone on it .
Compared to the previous few official products, this product was exceptionally compact .
“It really is ‘small . ’”
After waiting for the wormhole to disappear, Chen Yu stepped forward and stroked the box . He then tentatively hugged it and found that he couldn’t move it at all .
“It’s heavy . ”
“Take it apart and see what’s inside!” Little Peach eagerly said . “Is it a toy?”
“The products can’t always be toys . ”
Taking half a step back, Chen Yu snapped his fingers .
Rumble…
The ground before him suddenly crumbled and formed a staircase leading down to the first floor .
“Let’s go . ” With a wave of his right hand, Chen Yu strode forward and said, “It’s time to start the livestream . ”
“Okay!” Little Peach cheered and followed after Chen Yu .
Pausing his footsteps, Chen Yu looked back with a dark look . “Are you just leaving empty-handed?”
Little Peach: “What?”
“Don’t ‘what’ me! Are we going to review the air?”
“Oh! Realization dawning upon her, Little Peach hurriedly turned around and picked up the five-meter-tall box . “Ugh… It’s heavy . ”
“Watch your steps . Walk down the stairs slowly . ”
“Mhm! Rest assured, I won’t come under any danger . ”
“I’m afraid you might break the product . ”
Little Peach: “…”
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