Transdimensional Marketing Chapter 219
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Chapter 219: Seventh Official Livestream! (3)
Chapter 219 – Seventh Official Livestream! (3)
“Dammit! And she said it wasn’t an asteroid?!”
Dragging Little Peach to the Interstellar Portal, Chen Yu anxiously called up the virtual Earth, ready to escape Japan at any time .
The livestream’s millions of viewers also fell into a panic .
At this time, the wormhole in the sky had already expanded to a diameter of one kilometer . Moreover, the expansion still showed no signs of stopping .
It was also possible to see that a white, cubical object was slowly squeezing its way out of the wormhole…
[Crap?!]
[Crap?!]
[So, Earth-kun still can’t avoid getting hit?]
[UP, have you gone crazy?]
[You’re letting us see this?]
[Wonderful! Make it larger! Larger!]
[The channel is finally going to kill itself…]
[I knew it! The host is seeking death!]
[I live in the nearby Nagaoka…]
[終わりですね!やった! (It’s the end! Hooray!)]
…
“What the hell is that thing?!”
Meanwhile, inside the Observer Conference Hall in New York, the Japanese representative team’s members all stood up in horror as they stared at the image displayed on the screen in a daze .
“T-The wormhole’s diameter has reached 1,200 meters already…”
Each representative team’s technical department hurriedly transmitted their calculation results and analysis reports to their respective team leaders .
“Based on the exposed surface, we can speculate that the object is a square…” When America’s representative read the data displayed on his tablet, his expression turned ghastly pale as he said, “The object is most likely similar to the boxes used to package the previous future technological products . But isn’t it a little too big?! The length of its sides already exceeds 2,000 meters…”
“This expanding hole… Let’s call it a wormhole for the time being, is more than a kilometer in the air . Once the object falls to the ground…” The middle-aged team leader of China’s special situation team paused his words, not daring to imagine the resulting scene . Immediately, he pulled out the pill box in his breast pocket and took a set of pills .
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“C-Contact Transdimensional’s UP! Quickly contact Transdimensional’s UP!” Japan’s representative said as he pulled out his communicator with trembling hands . He then started calling Nintendo, Sony, and the person in charge of Japan’s special situation office .
After all, these companies and organizations possessed permission to privately message Transdimensional Review’s channel .
“He ran away already . ” The female representative from Austria, who sat quite far away from Japan’s representative leisurely said, “And even if you managed to contact him, it would be of little use . He clearly can’t stop that huge object’s appearance . This really is terrible . Once that thing hits the ground, the resulting earthquakes and tsunamis would be unimaginable . ”
After saying so, the Austrian representative picked up the water glass before her and took a sip . She then looked at the main screen enthusiastically before sighing, “How terrible . I can’t even bear to watch . ”
Japan’s representative: “…”
“What is he doing?! This isn’t a joke!” The middle-aged team leader couldn’t help but be annoyed by this situation .
A cube with a side length of over two kilometers was basically the same as an asteroid with a three-kilometer-diameter!
If such a massive object fell from a height of one kilometer, the entirety of Asia would be affected . The impact would cause a series of uncontrollable changes to global geology .
The resulting damages would basically be as bad as if Asteroid Bell shattered and hit Earth…
“Leader . ” At this time, Big Sis Wu approached the middle-aged team leader and whispered, “Should we contact the target?”
“There’s no point in contacting him . Can’t you see even he has run away? It’s too late,” the middle-aged man said . He then pulled out his communicator and handed it to Big Sis Wu, saying, “What we need to consider now is the evacuation and post-disaster response plan . Fortunately, the team has prepared such a plan previously, so we can execute it immediately . ”
“I’ll notify the higher-ups now . ”
“Sure, but delay it by a minute . According to past experiences, none of his reviews have caused any disasters before . Maybe—”
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“Ah!”
Suddenly, a scream interrupted the two’s conversation .
Immediately afterward, successive screams rang out inside the hall, and these screams carried with them panic and fear…
“It’s coming! I-I-It’s coming!”
“Here it comes!”
“It’s coming out!”
The middle-aged team leader’s heart tightened in this situation . And when he looked up at the screen, his body immediately grew cold .
Currently, the wormhole displayed on the screen had already expanded to a diameter of at least three kilometers! Meanwhile, the white, square box also gradually “broke away” from the wormhole’s restraint .
At this time, the livestream’s millions of viewers simultaneously lost their ability to think . They could only watch as the massive object squeezed out of the wormhole and…slowly fell…
“???”
Everyone inside the Observer Conference Hall was momentarily stunned, their minds failing to process this situation .
“Uh…”
The middle-aged team leader rubbed his eyes vigorously, verifying that the square on the screen was indeed slowly freefalling from the sky . He then subconsciously turned to look at America’s representative .
Simultaneously, America’s representative also subconsciously turned to look at the middle-aged team leader .
For some time, the two men stared at each other in stunned silence .
“S-Something seems wrong with this fall speed…”
…
“Hey, something’s wrong with this fall speed . ”
When Chen Yu, who had fled to Mount Everest, saw the “delivery box” slowly descending from the air, he wondered, “Why is it falling so slowly?”
“It seems very light . ” Tilting her head, Little Peach wondered, “Is it filled with balloons?”
“How can there be balloons inside?” Analyzing the situation, Chen Yu said, “I know . The Transdimensional Marketing Company must’ve added some sort of anti-gravity device to the box in consideration of the damage it would cause if it fell from such a great height . ”
“There doesn’t seem to be any more problems, then . ’
“Mhm . ”
After hesitating before the Interstellar Portal for some time and verifying that the delivery box’s speed of descent was indeed very slow, Chen Yu boldly stepped through the portal and returned to Japan’s Echigo Plain .
Raising his head, Chen Yu looked at the gradually descending box . He then faced the camera and asked, “Was it exciting?”
[Exciting my ass! Crap!]
[Dammit! I nearly got scared to death!]
[Is it anti-gravity? How amazing!]
[What would be inside such a large box? A space shuttle?]
[This isn’t interesting! Dislike! Why didn’t you flatten the archipelago?!]
[Fool! Do you think you can get out unscathed being so close to it?!]
[This thing’s massive! The length of its sides is at least eight Towers of Paris!]
[It’s bigger than the small town in my county…]
[I bet that it’s a colonial ship! If it’s not, I’ll livestream myself stuffing chili sauce…]
Boom!
Half a minute later, the delivery box crashed to the ground, the impact lifting up the snow within a kilometer of the box .
Even if the delivery box had some kind of anti-gravity effect applied to it, its massive size and weight still caused cracks on the ground .
“Cough… Cough…”
After waiting for the airborne snow to settle, Chen Yu quickly approached the box together with Little Peach .
As Chen Yu reached out and caressed the lines on the box’s surface, he said, “Sure enough, this box is similar to the delivery boxes I’ve shown everyone before . The only difference is that this one is slightly bigger .
“Um…”
After circling around a part of the box, Chen Yu folded his arms around his chest and said, “I can’t even begin to imagine what’s inside . If it’s something like an aircraft, it shouldn’t come in a box . The island-building ship, beast armor, and maglev train didn’t come wrapped in a box, yet such a large object actually came in one . This is incomprehensible .
“Maybe there’s a deceleration device equipped in this box to prevent the product’s landing from causing severe geological damage .
“Regardless, let’s begin the review . ”
Boom!
Chen Yu smashed his fist against the box . He then faced the camera and said, “Our first topic will be the product’s unboxing!
“This will be the biggest unboxing in history! Let us see what exactly is stored inside .
“But first, I have to find a way to climb up this thing…”
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