Transdimensional Marketing Chapter 134
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Chapter 134: Why are You Still Standing There? Come at Me!
Chapter 134: Why are You Still Standing There? Come at Me!
Chapter 134 – Why are You Still Standing There? Come at Me!
“That’s it for today’s review . It’s time to return to Earth . ”
After saying so, Chen Yu pushed the plasma engine to its limits and flew straight toward outer space .
[??]
[¿¿¿]
[I even took y pants off already, yet you’re telling me it’s over?]
[This lousy ending is too much!]
[Restart . ]
[Restart . +3]
[Can’t you sacrifice yourself for mankind’s astronomy progression? Do you know how many people are paying attention to you right now?”
[Easier said than done . Are you even sure the protective suit can withstand Jupiter’s lightning strikes and temperature?]
[The technology and astronomy circles are going crazy right now . ]
[Livestream’s MVP: Cameraman . ]
Due to Jupiter’s massive gravity field, Chen Yu had flown for 20 minutes straight before returning to the portal .
Looking back at Jupiter with lingering fear, Chen Yu shrugged and said, “Sorry, but I’m scared . It is still impossible to dive deep into gas giants with only the 24th century’s technology . If I have the opportunity to review an even more advanced protective suit in the future, I’ll make up for today’s gap .
“As for the equally dangerous Saturn, Neptune, and the sun’s interior, we’ll similarly have to postpone our visit . For now, let’s return to Earth . ”
After saying so, Chen Yu reached out toward the portal and established a spatial link to Earth . After giving Jupiter one last look, he stepped through the portal .
…
“I’m back . ”
Chen Yu stepped on Qingdao City’s soft sandy beach after returning to Earth and experienced the familiar gravitational pull . He then removed his helmet, spread out his arms, and took a deep breath .
“Living on Earth truly is a blessing…”
Sitting down on the beach and propping himself up with his arms, Chen Yu quietly gazed at the blue sea ahead of him . Smiling, he said, “Brothers, while our trip around the solar system got stopped at Jupiter, I don’t feel much regret .
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“Jupiter is merely an ordinary gas giant in our small solar system . Above it, there are still stars, binary stars, triple star systems, white dwarfs, neutron stars, supernovas, and even black holes .
“Going further, we have the Milky Way, which has a diameter of 100,000 light-years . Outside of the Milky Way, there are galaxy groups . And beyond that, there are superclusters . Finally, there is the universe . And who knows what else is outside of the universe?
“Compared to a measly Jupiter, there is a much wider world out there waiting for us to explore . Maybe, as the technological products I receive continuously improve, there would be one day where I can lead everyone to see the truth of the universe…”
After saying so, Chen Yu stood up and pat off the sand from his butt . He then put on his helmet, started the engine, and flew toward the city center .
He still had an act he needed to put on…
Whoosh—
Flying at a height beyond ordinary people’s sight, it took Chen Yu less than a minute to reach the Century Tower .
After descending to an altitude of 2,000 meters, he quickly noticed that not only did the university students from before still remained crowded atop the Century Tower, but the crowd had even grown three times in size .
“Ouuhhh! UP!”
“The real deal! It’s the real deal!”
“He’s here! He’s really coming!”
“Awesome, awesome, awesome…”
“Look over here!”
“Husband! Look here!”
“You bitch! He’s my husband!”
“He’s mine!”
“Stop arguing!” a robust man among the group suddenly bellowed . “He’s my husband!”
The crowd cheered, jumped, and swayed . It looked as if they were welcoming a grand marshal that had just returned home from a victorious battle .
“Hehehe . ”
Chen Yu couldn’t help but grin at this sight . Immediately, though, he lightly coughed twice and tried his best to maintain the image and temperament of a bigshot . He then gradually lowered his altitude and arrived within a dozen meters of the tower’s rooftop .
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“UP!!!”
A group of female students screamed when they saw Chen Yu approaching them . Some of them even had their eyes rolled back in excitement, their bodies falling to the ground with a “thud”…
“Crap! Crap!”
“Look here!”
“Awesome…”
“UP! You’re stunningly handsome!”
“He’s real! Everything’s real!”
“Daddy! You’re my daddy!”
“Daddy!”
“Daddy!”
“Grandpa!”
“Daddy!”
“Daddy!”
“Ouh! Ouh! Ouh!”
The crowd of 200 people instantly became a mess . They huddled beneath Chen Yu and frantically waved their arms at him . All of them wore excitement and enthusiasm on their faces .
As students who possessed creative thinking and interest in surrealism, they felt indescribable emotions from seeing future technology appear before their eyes .
“King!”
“King!”
“King!”
“King!”
“King…”
At some point, the word “King” started getting mixed into the crowd’s noisy shouts, and it caused Chen Yu to shiver in delight .
“Cough . Calm down . ”
“King!”
“King!”
“King!”
“Calm down . ”
Looking down at the students as if they were his “subjects,” Chen Yu loudly said, “Everyone, quiet . Be quiet and listen to me . ”
[This damned… Beat the bragging bastard to death!]
[I feel the same . ]
[The coolest host in history . ]
[Jealousy, makes my mouth rot . ]
[You guys are behaving like a cult! Unacceptable! Daddy!]
[I’m heading to Qingdao on a plane already . Host, you must wait for me . ]
[I’m getting too excited . I can’t…]
[30 seconds left until the cops arrive at the battlefield . ]
After the chaotic crowd calmed down, everyone started staring at Chen Yu with unblinking eyes .
“Everyone, make some room . I’m going to land . Don’t crowd around me . The bottom of the suit is very hot . You might get burned . ”
“Come down!”
“UP! Hurry up and come down!”
“Can we touch your armor?”
“Friends, out of the way! Give the UP some space to land!”
“I love you! I want to give birth to monkeys for you!”
After the crowd struggled for some time, they finally managed to open up a five-meter radius space .
To avoid burning anyone with the plasma engine’s tail flame, Chen Yu simply powered it down mid-air and freefell over a dozen meters .
Boom!
When Chen Yu landed, small cracks formed on the brick roof . The surrounding students also subconsciously took a few steps back as they felt the roof tremble .
“Everyone, don’t come near me yet . ”
Stretching out his hand, Chen Yu stopped the surrounding crowd from approaching him . Afterward, he separated the crowd and approached the water tank sitting on the roof . He then grabbed the hose there, turned the valve, and carefully washed every part of his armor .
He had traveled to the moon, Mercury, Venus, Mars, and Jupiter . There might be some harmful substances stuck on his armor, so he needed to clean it .
[Shocking news: A certain livestreamer takes a bath and receives over a million views . ]
[Crap . Did UP just become a celebrity?]
[Awesome! I see the police! They’ve surrounded the tower, but they dare not come in!]
[Helicopters have arrived as well . ]
[Dammit! They sealed off the Century Tower! I want to go up and take a look!]
[I’m standing on a nearby building! I can see the UP from here!]
[Why are you always visiting Qingdao, UP? Don’t you know that Beijing is the capital?]
[Don’t you know Chang’an is the old capital?]
[Don’t you know Shenzhen’s economy is developed?]
[Don’t you know our Lianhua Village needs you?]
[Hah… The rice in my bowl suddenly doesn’t taste good anymore…]
Clack .
After tightening the valve and tossing away the hose, Chen Yu shook off the water on his body like the husky at home . He then turned toward the students ahead of him, stretched out his hand, and hooked his finger at them .
“Why are you still standing there? Come at me!”
“Ahhhh!”
Immediately, the crowd of 200 people dashed forward…
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