Transdimensional Marketing Chapter 129
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Chapter 129: Courting Death (3)
Chapter 129: Courting Death (3)
Chapter 129 – Courting Death (3)
“How about we have a tour around the inside of a whale’s stomach?” Chen Yu asked as he stared at the distant blue whale .
[How did you even come up with such an idea?!]
[Now that UP has the protective suit, he’s starting to fearlessly court death . ]
[Courting death . +1]
[If you don’t turn into poop, it means the protective suit is incredible!]
[Blue whales have a small throat . You won’t get through it . ]
[Host, find an active volcano, and jump into it . Let us expand our worldview . ]
“Personally, I think it’s not a bad idea to take a look inside . With how big its mouth is, getting swallowed by it must be awesome…’
After saying so, Chen Yu dived into the water without hesitation .
Hiss… Hiss…
The blue flames coming out of the engine exceeded 4,000℃ . The instant it came into contact with the seawater, a trail of bubbles immediately appeared behind Chen Yu .
While rapidly approaching the blue whale, Chen Yu faced the camera and commented, “Gururu, guruguru?
“Guru?”
Frowning, Chen Yu shot out of the water and removed his left glove . After making some adjustments on his watch, he wore back his glove and dove back into the water .
“Mhm, that’s better . I’ve set the sound receiver to transmit my voice to my watch . That way, everyone in the livestream can hear what I’m saying underwater .
“As I was saying, this is just an extra event for the livestream . I don’t intend to waste too much time here . We’ll wait for 10 minutes . If the whale doesn’t open its mouth during that time, I’ll withdraw . ”
“Mmm…”
Shortly after Chen Yu was done speaking, the blue whale suddenly widened its mouth and devoured the swarm of krill before it .
“A chance!”
Reacting quickly, Chen Yu accelerated toward the blue whale and cut off the plasma engine just before reaching it . And under the gaze of over 800,000 viewers, the blue whale devoured both Chen Yu and the cooked krill around him .
[I can’t believe what I’m seeing right now…]
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[Madman . ]
[Madman . +1]
[You’re too damned crazy . ]
[Shocking news: A certain livestreamer earns millions a day by getting eaten live . ]
[Are you able to get out?]
[Sister-in-law! I’m inside your stomach!]
[My scalp went numb from watching this…]
A few seconds later, the blue whale closed its mouth, and the world around Chen Yu plunged into darkness .
Dragged by the water current, Chen Yu found the world around him spinning, his body repeatedly slamming against the interior of the whale’s mouth . Only after he had tightly grabbed onto a piece of meat with both hands did he stabilize himself .
Immediately, he turned on his helmet’s searchlight and observed his surroundings . Afterward, he gestured a “6” to the camera .
[Awesome!]
[66666 . ]
[6…]
[UP, stop showing off . ]
[Can someone come save this lunatic?]
[696969…]
“After the plasma engine is turned off, the protective suit’s special material will rapidly cool down . The surrounding seawater will also help with heat dissipation, so everyone doesn’t need to worry about the suit bringing harm to the whale . ”
After saying so, Chen Yu started using the muscles in the whale’s mouth as footholds to climb toward the throat .
“This…um . ”
While standing on the whale’s meaty tongue, Chen Yu stretched his hand into the whale’s throat, which was no more than 30 centimeters in diameter, and fell silent .
“The whale’s throat is actually so small? Aside from noodles, what else could it possibly eat?”
Chen Yu reached out to grab a handful of live krill that were struggling in the whale’s meaty folds and tossed them into the whale’s throat . Afterward, he turned around and climbed back to where he came from .
“As everyone can see, despite my wishes, the whale’s throat is unexpectedly small . I have no choice but to cancel our tour of the whale’s stomach . ”
When the blue whale eventually opened its mouth again to devour another swarm of krill, Chen Yu swiftly accelerated and slipped out along the whale’s “lips . ”
“Mmmm—”
Accompanied by the blue whale’s humming, the massive figure gradually disappeared from Chen Yu’s and the audience’s view .
“The ocean truly is mystifying . It is actually capable of giving birth to such a huge mammal,” Chen Yu commented, sighing . “What’s even more mystifying is that its throat is only 30 centimeters wide…”
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[Hahaha . ]
[No comment . ]
[The water pressure at the bottom of the Mariana Trench is terrifying . UP, don’t get yourself killed . ]
[Will we get to see SpongeBob?]
“Let’s not waste any more time . I’ll accelerate straight into the deepest part of the trench and see the world there . ”
Hiss… Hiss…
Chen Yu restarted the plasma engine, and under an even stronger thrust, he plunged straight to the bottom of the ocean . In the blink of an eye, he had already disappeared into the darkness of the ocean .
At the same time, the five livestream rooms became flooded with bullet comments . The majority of the spectating audience also unconsciously held their breaths as they stared at their screens’ growing darkness .
Two thousand meters .
Three thousand meters .
Four thousand meters…
When Chen Yu dove down to a depth of 5,000 meters, he could finally see his goal .
The thing before him was a slope that seemingly stretched infinitely downwards . Meanwhile, at the end of this slope was none other than the Mariana Trench’s deepest part .
“According to the data the protective suit provided, I’m currently 5,133 meters below sea level . The water pressure here is already at a terrifying level . If I remove any part of my protective suit now, seawater would flood into the suit and crush me into meat paste within milliseco- Crap!”
Before Chen Yu could finish his narration, a gigantic white figure suddenly flashed before his eyes and nearly scaring him into cardiac arrest .
The massive figure belonged to a strange creature with a length exceeding one meter . Its whole body was translucent, and its mouth section was densely packed with sharp teeth . It also had a pair of jet-black eyeballs that frequently turned in various directions . Overall, the creature had an appearance that made one subconsciously feel disgusted .
Shining the searchlight onto the creature, Chen Yu could even see the pink organs inside the creature’s body…
[Crap!]
[Crap!]
[Why did you shout so loudly for?! You scared the heck out of me…]
[What is this abomination?]
[Thanks, UP . I now have ideas for my graduation thesis . ]
[Greetings, host . I’m the representative of America’s Tyler Studio . Can we use your video material in our movie? I’ve already sent you a private message for further discussions . ]
[My curiosity…]
After the strange fish made a circle around Chen Yu, it gracefully swam away .
“Hu…”
Chen Yu breathed out a deep sigh of relief as he watched the strange fish’s disappearing figure . He then continued accelerating down the slope…
The deep sea was dark, cold, and silent .
Fortunately, the high-intensity water pressure did not put too much of a burden on the protective suit .
This proved that in the distant 24th century, humans had already thoroughly conquered the deep seas . They might have even constructed buildings on the seabed to collect the abundant resources available there .
As Chen Yu continued diving deeper, the types of fish his searchlight illuminated became increasingly stranger .
Of these strange fishes, some were known to Chen Yu . For example, there was the soft and translucent glass octopus and the ferocious-looking lanternfish…
However, there were also fishes that even the livestream’s 800,000 viewers had no knowledge of whatsoever .
At this time, numerous deep-sea researchers also joined the livestream and started recording Chen Yu’s findings…
When Chen Yu dove to a depth of 8,400 meters, the protective suit’s temperature sensor started giving off warnings .
“The temperature of the seawater here has increased . It is at least 200 degrees Celsius . However, due to the water pressure, the water isn’t boiling . There is definitely a volcano down there . ”
Chen Yu excitedly rubbed his palms together in this situation . He immediately accelerated his dive, and within half a minute of following the faint red glow he saw, he located a volcanic crack .
Without the slightest bit of hesitation, Chen Yu grabbed onto the crack and forcefully pried it open . He then reached out to touch the scorching magma found within the crack .
He had fully demonstrated how fearless humans could become when under the protection of impunity…
After stirring the magma for some time, Chen Yu further widened the crack and jumped in . While laying in the magma, he earnestly said, “Magma is unexpectedly soft and comfortable to the touch . I doubt anyone watching has ever tested this before . However, I have to advise everyone against trying this . ”
The audience: “…”
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