Transdimensional Marketing Chapter 116
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Chapter 116: Why is There an Egg Here?
Chapter 116: Why is There an Egg Here?
Chapter 116 – Why is There an Egg Here?
Boom!
Upon hearing the explosion, both the white man and the black man hurriedly covered their heads and waited for the crushed cement to fall .
“Cough . Cough, cough…”
Without even waiting for the dust to settle or bothering to further widen the hole, the black man hurriedly climbed up and poked his head through the hole .
However, a second later, the black man promptly retracted his head back into the tunnel .
“What’s wrong?” The white team leader’s complexion turned severe . “Is there someone up there?”
“Noone’s there . ”
“Then, why did you come back?”
“There’s a dog…”
“Dog? There’s a dog?” The white man was shocked . “How could there be a dog . ”
“Yeah! How could there be a dog?”
“I’m asking you that!”
“M-Maybe I missaw . There was a lot of dust,” the black man said as he scratched his shiny head .
“Go take another look once the dust has settled,” the white man said uncertainly . “There shouldn’t be anybody up there . ”
“It’s a dog . ”
“There shouldn’t be a dog either!” the white man bellowed .
“I-I’ll go take a look…”
After saying so, the black man rubbed his eyes and poked his head through the hole once more . He also made sure to pay extra care in observing the location he previously saw the dog at .
Meanwhile, standing opposite the black man’s head, the husky was also carefully observing the human before it…
One man and one dog stared at each other, both their eyes blinking in sync .
The black man: “…”
The husky: “…”
“…”
“…”
Silence momentarily filled the area…
“Crap! A dog! It really is a dog!”
After snapping out of his daze, the black man shouted in surprise . Just as he was about to retract his head, his throat had unfortunately gotten caught in a crack .
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The black man: “…’
The husky: “Woof!”
Before the black man could adequately respond to his predicament, the husky excitedly pointed on him! First, it pawed the black man’s face, gifting him two bloody scratch marks . It then started slobbering the black man’s head, making sure to cover every corner of this shiny “tea egg” with its saliva to express its friendliness .
“Scram! Cough, cough… Blergh… Dammit! Scram! Dammit…”
The black man wanted to puke out of disgust after getting covered in dog saliva . Immediately, he started struggling with great fervor .
However, not only did his pinched throat prevent him from going down, but it also prevented him from climbing out of the hole as well . To make matters worse, both his arms were bound by the brick foundation’s cramped hole, which prevented him from fully exercising his strength . In a fit of rage, the black man started spitting saliva at the husky .
“Scram! Ptui! Ptui, ptui! Damned beast!”
“Woof . ”
The husky agilely dodged the spittle the black man sent at it . Thinking that the black man was playing with it, the husky grew even more excited . It immediately copied the black man and started spitting spittle as well, “Ptui, ptui, ptui! Ptui, ptui, ptui, ptui, ptui…”
The black man: “…”
“Ptui, ptui, ptui!”
The black man: “…”
“Ptui, ptui, ptui!”
The black man: “Dammit! Ptui! Ptui! Ptui!”
“Ptui, ptui, ptui!”
“Blergh… It got into my mouth! Beast! Ptui! L-Leader, help me smash the floor that’s caught onto my throat!”
“Ptui, ptui, ptui!”
“Scram! Ptui! Leader! W-Where are you? Leader?”
“Ptui, ptui, ptui!”
“Ptui! Blergh… Leader?! Dammit! You freaking ran away?!”
“Ptui, ptui, ptui!”
“Ahhhh!! I’m going to kill you! You damned beast! Stop spitting!”
“Ptui, ptui, ptui…”
The husky jumped and spat happily, perfectly dodging the other party’s “attacks” while accurately landing its spittle on the “tea egg . ”
The black man: “…”
Gritting his teeth and clenching his fists, the black man took a deep breath . He then shut his eyes and mouth, silently enduring the husky’s assault .
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He had already seen through the husky .
This dog was basically a dumb fool!
The more he spat at it, the merrier it would get .
“Ptui, ptui…”
“Ptui…”
Sure enough, after three minutes of inaction from the black man, the husky stopped launching its spittle, and suspiciously observed the black man .
Once more, man and dog stared at each other, both sides initiating an “intellectual” conversation .
“…”
“…”
“Scram!”
“Woof!”
“Leader? You son of a gun seriously ran away? You left me here?!”
“Woof!”
“Dammit! Dammit, dammit…”
The black man’s rage flew through the roof . Unfortunately, he could only continuously curse out loud to vent his anger .
However, while cursing, he suddenly felt that something was amiss .
In the next moment, the husky actually walked up to his head and raised one of its hind legs…
The black man: “???
“Hey! What the heck are you—”
Pitter-patter .
Before the black man could finish his words, a warm liquid splashed onto his head .
Pitter-patter, pitter-patter…
The black man: “…”
After the first torrent, a second, third, and fourth torrent followed…
“Hu… Hu… Hu…”
The black man took in deep breaths as he tried his best to suppress the urge to bite his tongue and end his misery .
A minute later, the husky was done urinating . It even shook its rear to shake off the last few remaining drops .
“I! Will! Kill! You!”
“Woof?”
“Come over here!” Thet black man widened his mouth and revealed his two rows of white teeth . He intended to bite the husky to death once the dog approached him .
The husky grew frightened as it sensed the hostility coming from the head before it . Circling around to the back of the black man’s head, the husky squinted its eyes .
“You… What are you trying to do? Scram!”
The black man got goosebumps as his instincts told him that something was amiss .
In the next moment, a pair of canine paws settled on his head .
Afterward…
The husky started excitedly shaking its hips against the black man’s head…
The black man: “…”
The husky: “Awoo…”
The black man: “Ahhh!!!”
…
Inside the underground tunnel…
Hearing the “agonizing cries” coming from behind him, the white team leader shuddered and sped up his running .
A dog had suddenly appeared inside the supposedly empty warehouse . To secret agents like them, unexpected situations like this represented danger .
Moreover, this proved that Transdimensional Review’s mysterious UP was still making use of that warehouse!
Hence, he had “retreated” without hesitation .
Looking at it now, he felt that his decision was undoubtedly correct .
“Hu…”
After reaching the tunnel’s end, the white team leader bent down and started climbing up the slope . The faster his actions were, the sooner he could escape from this place .
As for his black companion…
“Brother, I’ll make sure you receive your due remuneration! I also promise to take care of your wife and daughter!”
After mumbling to himself, the white team leader accelerated his climb once more .
Less than half a minute later, he started seeing the light at the end of the tunnel .
That light was like the entrance to heaven that greeted him towards a new life…
“I-I’m out, ha… Haha- Uh?”
When he crawled out of the tunnel with squinted eyes, before he could adapt to the change in brightness, he faintly saw rows of gun muzzles before him .
Meanwhile, situated behind the muzzles were armored vehicles armed with machine guns .
Above the armored vehicles also hovered several unmanned drones with weapons…
Also, there were a countless number of heavily armed policemen surrounding him and observing him .
The white man: “…”
The policemen: “…”
Stiffly raising his hands and crossing his legs, the white man said, “How are you?”
“Welcome to Jinzhou . ”
After a friendly greeting, a group of burly men dashed forward and cleanly pinned the white team leader on the ground…
…
At the same time…
After Little Peach, who had been working in Chen Yu’s bedroom, completed an online transaction with one of her customers, she picked up her laptop and teleported to the suburban warehouse .
“Pikachu, where did you run off to?”
Thud .
Suddenly, Little Peach felt her feet coming into contact with something . Hurriedly, she lowered her head to take a look .
“Huh? Why is there an egg here?”
The black man: “…”
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