Chapter 95: Flying Livestream (3)

Chapter 95: Flying Livestream (3)

Chapter 95 – Flying Livestream (3)

Chen Yu opened the box and took out the propeller inside . Raising it toward the camera, he said, “As this is an additional review, I will not be introducing this product’s manufacturer and production year .

“Looking at its appearance, I’m sure everyone can guess its use . Yes, it is for flying, and its name is the Spiral Ascending Aircraft . ”

[Just through the name, I can tell it was made by a loon already . ]

[A personal aircraft? Something like that already available?]

[Crap? You’re actually livestreaming now?]

[The news said that the typhoon at Seoul really stopped! UP, you’re awesome!]

[Experts have said that the typhoon was going to stop before it hit land . The host clearly took advantage of this fact to strengthen his livestream’s performance . ]

[Dumbass! You’d rather believe what those charlatans say than believe the facts you saw with your own eyes?]

[I beg you to grow some brains . Do you think the host is so amazing as to invent a technology that none of the world’s many research institutes are incapable of creating? If the host is so amazing, why is he still working as a livestreamer? Why not ascend to heaven?]

[Isn’t he going to be ascending to heaven now…]

[You can never wake a person that’s pretending to sleep . ]

[Whether you believe the UP or not, I believe him . I dare say that the various governments won’t be able to hide this matter for much longer . The UP is going to become a global sensation sooner or later . And when that time comes, you fools are going to eat your words . ]

Amidst the tide of bullet comments, Chen Yu tossed aside the box and started making a detailed introduction, “The way to use this product is to install it on the head . When installed, the aircraft will lift into the air . The aircraft is capable of taking off and landing at will . The maximum take-off weight is 592kg; the maximum flight speed is 260km/h; the climb rate is 11 . 5m/s; the maximum cruising time is 4 hours and 25 minutes .

“In the energy department, the aircraft mainly consumes solar energy . It takes one hour to fill the aircraft’s energy storage to 50% capacity in a sunny environment . The aircraft also possesses a built-in suspension buffer that can offset the user’s discomfort . Even under high-speed rotation, users will not feel any intense discomfort . Of course, even with the suspension buffer’s presence, users can’t avoid feeling any discomfort whatsoever . Don’t ask me how I know that . ”

After saying so, Chen Yu wore the propeller on his head, and with Little Peach’s help, he quickly affixed the three clamps onto his body .

“Next, I will show everyone how to operate this product . Firstly, if you wish to get it to fly, you will need to think of the word ‘take-off . ’”

Hum!

As soon as Chen Yu was done speaking, the propeller immediately started spinning wildly and lifting Chen Yu into the air…

[Crap?]

[Crap?]

[Crap? Even the person is spinning along?]

[???]

[?????]

[I suddenly started laughing . ]

[I feel inexplicably distressed . ]

[The host’s mouth is wide open . Is he begging for help?]

[This is too funny!]

[Look how he is happily smiling…]

[Someone come and save this child quickly . ]

[Can’t catch me! La la la la la!]

[Randomly tossing out a lucky bundle of brains . ]

As Chen Yu flew increasingly higher, the invisible camera also raised its altitude and followed closely after the spinning figure beneath the propeller .

“I~ have~ risen~ into~ the~ air~ It~ feels~ quite~ nice~

“Although~ I’m~ spinning~ very~ quickly, I~ don’t~ feel~ much~ discomfort~ The~ only~ problem~ is~ the~ wind~ Hiccup . I~ finally~ know~ why~ this~ product~ doesn’t~ rely~ on~ voice~ control . ”

“My King! Don’t spread your legs!” Little Peach suddenly shouted while waving her hands at Chen Yu . “You’ll damage your joints! Quickly put your legs together!”

Hearing Little Peach’s cry from below, Chen Yu also felt that his legs started hurting due to the centrifugal force . Quickly, he merged his legs together . In doing so, however, he made him look even more like a spinning top…

“As everyone~ can see, my rotation~speed is~much slower~compared to~the propeller itself . Hence, I wonder~if it is~possible to~make it~so that~the user~won’t rotate~at all? Hopefully~this problem~will be~improved on~in the future .

“Now~ I will try~ to control~ the flight~ direction . So long as~ I say~ north, south~ east, west~ in my mind~ I can~ freely change~ the flight~ direction…Uh~ I suddenly~ discovered~ another problem .

“Just which direction is which?!”

[I’m dying from laughter . ]

[HAHAHAHAHA!]

[Overall, this is still an excellent tool to dispose of corpses . ]

[I have a bold idea!]

[If you start flying while taking a piss, the sight will definitely be breathtaking…]

[Don’t say it . My brain’s going to start picturing it . ]

After hovering in the air for some time, Chen Yu gradually grasped the trick to operate the aircraft . He then started tentatively flying back and forth, left and right .

After some tests, he realized that he did not need to know which directions were north, south, east, and west . He simply needed to think of flying north, and the aircraft would automatically move northward under the induction of its built-in magnetic field . He can also arbitrarily adjust his flight speed .

“Everyone~ as you can see, I’ve~ already familiarized~ myself with~ the controls~ to a certain~ extent . The controls~ are much simpler~ than I imagined~ them to be . It is definitely~ much easier~ than controlling~ the aircraft~ manually . The experience~ is also~ excellent . ”

[I suddenly feel envious . ]

[I want to play too . ]

[You guys can have the product . I just want the female assistant . ]

[Am I the only person to notice that the cameraman is the real MVP?]

[Damnit! You actually secretly started a livestream?! I nearly missed it!]

[Host, you’re livestreaming on Bilibil and DouYu simultaneously? Is that legal?]

[Bilibili’s livestream room has over 80,000 viewers already . ]

Under the gaze of over 100,000 people, Chen Yu “spun” in the air for more than half an hour before his two feet finally made contact with the ground again .

“My King! You were amazing!” Little Peach lauded as she hurriedly ran forward to help Chen Yu .

“Mhm . ” Nodding, Chen Yu removed the propeller and turned around . “Blergh…

“Blergh!

“Blergh… Cough, cough, cough…”

After dry heaving for a while, Chen Yu straightened himself, rubbed his eyes, and said, “I have already displayed…”

“King, the camera is over there . ”

“Oh . ” Turning around, Chen Yu continued, “I have…”

“It’s here!” Little Peach said as she grabbed Chen Yu’s head and twisted it .

Crack .

Chen Yu: “…What was that sound?”

Little Peach: “I don’t know . ”

“Fine . ”

Looking ahead, Chen Yu concluded, “I have already displayed the detailed review and user experience of this aircraft to…Blergh…everyone . In summary, its performance is outstanding . It is in no way inferior to present military helicopters . In fact, the Spiral Ascending Aircraft is more convenient, compact, and maneuverable .

“If in the future, every one of us can fly in the sky and no longer be restricted by gravity, then it will truly be a scene straight out of a sci-fi movie . ”

[I can’t stand to look at this anymore . ]

[Sci-fi (×)! Lunatic (√)!]

[The scene is too beautiful that I dare not imagine it . ]

[UP, you’re actually livestreaming? Hahaha! I came just in time!]

[Ditto . What are you reviewing today?]

As his brain’s dizziness gradually disappeared, Chen Yu lightly tapped his head and adjusted his mask before amplifying his voice, “Science, is fascinating . Through this little product review, we can see humans of the future still possess a curious heart towards nature, science, and knowledge . In reality, the real gem of this product lies in its buffer system . Despite having my body rotate at such high speeds, barely any harm came to my body . Through experiencing this product, I can say that it is genuinely great to be alive . By being alive, you get to see all kinds of things .

“Well, then . That’s it for tonight’s review . There might be another one or two small reviews before the next review, so look forward to it . Of course, it’s just a possibility .

“Goodbye . ”

[I haven’t seen enough!]

[Can you fly into a city once? I want to see the public’s reaction . ]

[Ditto . ]

[Short!]

[Short! +1]

[Short, as always . ]

[Can this aircraft be used for cats?]

[Hahaha! Victory for staying up late! UP, you’re actually livestreaming?!]

[I came . ]

[Has it started?]

[It ended already…]