Transdimensional Marketing Chapter 77

Advertisement

Chapter 77: All Must Die!

Chapter 77: All Must Die!

Chapter 77 – All Must Die!

After finding out that spending his points wouldn’t affect his evaluation, Chen Yu could finally rest at ease . Raising his wrist, he swiftly swiped across the screen of his watch and entered the Transdimensional Store’s interface . Upon entering the store’s interface, the information of five products greeted him .

[Transdimensional Store Recommended Products (Refreshes at midnight every day . )]

[1 . Portable Enhanced Nintendo Switch: Released by Nintendo Co . , Ltd . in the year 2022 . The Portable Enhanced Nintendo Switch ran at 1080p resolution . Compared to the original Nintendo Switch, battery life is increased by 35%, CPU performance is increased by 42%, GPU performance is increased by 45%, and usability experience of the JoyCon and linear motor are optimized . The selling price is 1 point . ]

[2 . Sure-fire Football: Released by the “Insufficient National Football Coaches” Sports Company in the year 2031 . Designed specifically for the national football team . The Sure-fire Football has a built-in GPS positioning system and a built-in MediaTek CP991 high-performance chip that allows it to accurately distinguish between friend and foe . When allied athletes dribble the ball, it will intelligently avoid the enemy’s tackles, interceptions, and blocks . When kicked toward the enemy goalpost, with the help of aerodynamics, there is an 83% chance of the ball hitting the goal . The selling price is 2 points . ]

[3 . Pear First Generation Mobile Phone: Released by the Pear Company in the year 2057 . Focused on security, the Pear First Generation Mobile Phone has a CPU with 32 cores and 64 threads and a high-pressured water cooling system for heat dissipation . It also has a built-in epoch-making blood unlocking technology, granting it a security rating of A++ . Only a small knife is needed . It is also possible to use the phone to test for blood pressure, blood lipids, and blood sugar levels . When the phone is separated from the owner by more than 10 meters, it will instantly explode and destroy all information contained on it . The selling price is 4 points . ]

[4 . Smart Window Application: Released by the Smart Window Company in the year 2033 . The Smart Window Application allows humans to be free from the need to actively searching for information . Through the use of a smartphone’s camera, users can take pictures of objects or people and quickly find all available data . The available information includes, but is not limited to: brand, prices, and purchase links of clothing, the history, culture, and individuals related to a particular building, your boyfriend’s recent expenditure in hotels and KTVs, your girlfriend’s lipstick number, her change in hairstyle, anniversary dates, and her hospital abortion reports . The selling price is 3 points . (This application requires the support of the Smart Window Company, so it can only be used in the year 2033 and onwards . )]

Advertisement

[5 . Hypnosis Rattle: Released by Aike Medical Products Company in the year 2107 . The rattle has a built-in ZM224 EEG signal transmitter . Even without professional knowledge in hypnosis, so long as the hypnosis target is cooperative, it is possible to induce the target into a hypnotic state . The Hypnosis Rattle can effectively relieve a variety of human physical and psychological discomforts such as insomnia, anxiety, depression, panic, memory difficulties, nerve pain, and mental abnormalities . The selling price is 9 points . ]

[The listed products can be refreshed for 10 points . Multiple refreshes within 24 hours will cause the refresh price to increase by tenfold . ]

“I can’t help but feel that these products are a joke…”

After pondering the matter for some time, Chen Yu eventually chose to purchase the fifth and most expensive product–the Hypnosis Rattle .

He felt that he been under a lot of pressure recently . Relaxing himself with the help of hypnosis was undoubtedly a smart choice .

[10 points expended (product + tax) . Remaining points: 2]

Along with the appearance of these words on the watch’s screen, a small space-time wormhole appeared before Chen Yu . A little white box then fell out of this wormhole .

“This damned…! There’s actually a tax still…”

Not in the mood to make complaints, Chen Yu picked up the box and removed the seal . He then pulled out a bell the size of a child’s fist from inside the box .

The bell was smooth and dense, and black stripes were covering the top of the bell . Overall, the bell looked exquisitely crafted .

“Little Peach, do you know this thing?”

“I don’t,” Little Peach said, shaking her head after giving the rattle a few looks . “There’s still a solar charging panel on it . It should be an old antique . ”

Chen Yu: “…”

Placing down the rattle, Chen Yu picked up the instruction manual inside the box and hooked his finger at Little Peach . “Come over here . We’ll read it together . Once we know how to use it, use it to hypnotize me . ”

“Yes, sir . ”

Following this, the two of them read through the instruction manual page by page, spending roughly five minutes to learn how to use the Hypnosis Rattle .

Advertisement

“Take it and hypnotize me,” Chen Yu said as he passed the rattle to Little Peach . He then laid on his bed and shut his eyes, saying, “Go on .

“What kind of scenery do you want?”

“The beach, soft sand, and sunshine . ”

“Very well . ” Nodding, Little Peach walked up to the side of the bed and shook the rattle three times .

Ding, ring .

Ding, ring .

Ding, ring .

At the same time, radio waves started spreading out from Little Peach’s attractive eyes . The waves reflected back and forth against the bedroom’s walls and rapidly merged with the subtle brain waves Chen Yu released .

“You, are looking at the ocean…” Little Peach gently said . “You are stepping on a soft, sandy beach . The sun is shining on your body, giving you a warm and comfy feeling . ”

Chen Yu’s eyes rapidly moved along Little Peach’s words, his consciousness falling into a hazy and illusory state . “Warm… Comfy…”

Ding, ring .

Ding, ring…

Seeing that Chen Yu had already been hypnotized, Little Peach shook the rattle two more times according to the instruction manual, further strengthening the hypnotic effect .

“Where are you?”

“At… At the beach…”

“What do you see?”

“I see… I see sand…the sun…bikinis…”

Stunned momentarily, Little Peach frowned and said, “There are no bikinis . ”

“No… No bikinis…”

“Yes . ”

“There are three-point swimsuits… So many three-point swimsuits… Ah…”

“There are no three-point swimsuits, either!” Little Peach declared while clenching her fist .

“No… None…”

“Right! There are no bikinis or three-point swimsuits! There is only the sandy beach, the waves, and the sun!”

“Sandy… Sandy beach…” While in a subconscious state, Chen Yu excitedly raised his legs and said, “The beauties… The beauties on the beach aren’t wearing anything… No bikinis… No three-point swimsuits…”

“There are no beauties!” Little Peach declared with a dark expression . “You’re the only one there, bastard!”

“Only… Only myself…”

“Yes, only you . ”

“Only me…” Chen Yu gradually quietened down at these words .

Wiping off the simulated sweat that had formed on her forehead, Little Peach continued softly, “You’re lying on the beach . You feel very relaxed and comfortable . ”

“Comfortable…”

“Your stress has disappeared, and you feel light and fluffy . ”

“Disappeared…”

“You are soundly asleep by the sea, on the beach, and under the sun . ”

“Sleep…”

After murmuring these words, Chen Yu’s muscles relaxed entirely as he fell into a deep sleep .

Seeing this, Little Peach placed down the rattle and leaned against the bedside, her eyes staring at Chen Yu’s profile without blinking . Gradually, a gentle and happy smile formed on her face .

“This human…

“He is the first person I saw .

“Never . I will never leave him…”

Loyalty did not require many reasons . With a reason, it would no longer be pure loyalty, but a logical act instead . [1]

Meanwhile, as an artificial intelligence, there was no form of loyalty purer than this…

“Mr . Chen…”

However, the “warm” smile on Little Peach’s face did not last long . Three minutes later, as if a bug had appeared in her programming, her expression suddenly changed as she raised her palm and gave Chen Yu a slap!

Slap!

Chen Yu instantly awoke from his slumber . Abruptly sitting up from his bed, he looked at Little Peach in horror .

As for Little Peach, she was in the midst of earnestly looking at her own palm .

“You… Why did you hit me?!”

“There was a mosquito on your face,” Little Peach said as she extended her hand, showing the mosquito corpse on her palm . “I killed it . ”

“…” Calm gradually returned to Chen Yu’s face when he saw the mosquito corpse . However, after a moment of silence, he suddenly shouted, “Why didn’t you just shoo it away?! Is there a need to hit me?!”

“Heh . ” A cold glint flashing across her eyes, Little Peach said, “All who dares touch my man must die . ”

Chen Yu: “…”

“Also…” Pointing at Chen Yu’s crotch, Little Peach said, “Your pants are wet . ”

    people are reading<Transdimensional Marketing>
      Close message
      Advertisement
      You may like
      You can access <East Tale> through any of the following apps you have installed
      5800Coins for Signup,580 Coins daily.
      Update the hottest novels in time! Subscribe to push to read! Accurate recommendation from massive library!
      2 Then Click【Add To Home Screen】
      1Click