Transdimensional Marketing Chapter 57
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Chapter 57: 57
Chapter 57: Little Sisters Are Meant for Entertainment
Chapter 57 – Little Sisters Are Meant for Entertainment
Creak…
After pushing apart the doors to the suburban warehouse he rented, Chen Yu walked out of the building, carrying the 404 Heat Ray Gun wrapped in his winter coat . Currently, his face was pale, and both his legs trembled as he walked .
Although he had read the instruction manual and had a rough idea of the power of this future weapon, when he actually used it, he still could not help getting frightened . After using the weapon, he could say with certainty that no material in existence in the present world could survive a hit from the Heat Ray Gun .
Raising his head to look at the sky, Chen Yu noticed that it was still relatively early . After walking to a nearby desolate park and sitting on a bench there, he pulled out his phone and dashed off a message .
[Chen Yu: “Can you reclaim this 404 Heat Ray Gun?”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “Of course, we can . However, I wish to know which part of this weapon is not to your satisfaction . ”]
[Chen Yu: “My greatest dissatisfaction is that its power is too great . I get scared just holding it . ”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “…”]
[Chen Yu: “I have no use for this thing . I can’t possibly use it to actually kill people, right? Moreover, the battery that came with it is simply too small . Now that I’ve reviewed it, I can fire it only two or three more times at best . I really don’t think it will be of any use to me . It’s much better if I exchange it for something more useful . ”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “You can use it to conduct warfare!”]
[Chen Yu: “Big Sis, spare me! Just hearing the name 404 gives me a bad premonition . Replace it with something that gives off positive energy . ”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “Very well . Please wait for a moment, then . I will inquire about the reclamation for you right now . ”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “The 404 Heat Ray Gun is quite valuable . We can gift you one of the three following items . ”]
[Chen Yu: “Sure . Oh, right, don’t mention water to me . I don’t want water!”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “Oh, then, I’ll have to make a new application for you . ”]
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Chen Yu: “…”
[Transdimensional Marketing: “I have applied for three new gifts according to your possible needs . Gift 1: First Generation NE Sodium Gene Injection; Gift 2: Miniature Quantum Washing Machine; Gift 3: Spiral Ascending Aircraft . ”]
Chen Yu raised his brows when he saw the names of the three products .
[Chen Yu: “Can you give me an introduction? What are the functions and uses of these three items?”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “The First Generation NE Sodium Gene Injection enhances the body’s physique and metabolism by a small margin . You will see improvements in your virus immunity, balance, brain neuron transmission rate, dynamic vision, cell activity, bone density, slow-twitch muscle fiber endurance, fast-twitch muscle fiber strength and explosive power, and other comprehensive physiological qualities of the human body .
“The Miniature Quantum Washing Machine is an object that you can easily carry with you . It can automatically wash, dry, and disinfect clothing with or without water . It also has an ironing function . You can use the washing machine to conduct maintenance on all sorts of valuable clothing .
“The Spiral Ascending Aircraft is a tool that is installed above the head . When installed, it will rotate the user’s body in a clockwise direction and allow the user to take off and land at will . The aircraft’s maximum take-off load is 592 kg; maximum flight speed, 260 km/h; sea-level climb rate, 11 . 5m/s; maximum flight duration, 4 hours and 25 minutes . It can recharge its battery up to 50% in one hour using solar energy . (There is a built-in suspension buffer to prevent physical discomfort . )”]
Looking at the other party’s detailed explanation, Chen Yu fell into a dilemma .
The washing machine aside, both the first and third products would be of great use to him . The former could be used to strengthen his physical body, while the latter could be used to provide him with rapid movement . Although spinning in the sky like a top would make him look like a fool, the description already mentioned that the user would not feel any discomfort . It was undoubtedly a wondrous product for travel and escaping!
[Chen Yu: “The first and third gifts . If I were to choose one of them, can you reserve the other for me?”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “That is entirely possible . ”]
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After giving the matter some thought, Chen Yu gritted his teeth and made his decision .
[Chen Yu: “I choose the first gift!”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “Very well . I will open up the space-time wormhole for you now . Please insert the 404 Heat Ray Gun into it . ”]
[Chen Yu: “Wait a minute . I’m not home yet . I’ll send it to you once I’m home . ”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “Very well . ”]
Exiting WeChat, Chen Yu promptly left the small park he occupied and hailed a taxi .
“Master, to Lanhe District . ”
“Got it . ” Nodding, the taxi driver stepped on the pedal . “Young man, what is that you’re holding?”
“A toy . ”
“What kind of toy?”
“It’s a normal toy . ”
“Hehehe . ” Suddenly chuckling strangely, the taxi driver said, “Is it an inflatable one? Hehe, I understand . ”
Chen Yu: “…”
“You youngsters really are living in a wonderful era . There are all sorts of toys nowadays . Back in my day, we could only go fishing at a pond for entertainment . You might not know this, but carps…”
…
“What an old driver . He truly is an old driver…”
Standing in front of his home, Chen Yu trembled with a start as he recalled the taxi driver’s words .
He pulled out his key, opened the door, and entered the house . Upon walking into the living room, he discovered that all three of his younger sisters were home .
“Eldest, where’s Mom?”
“She went to play mahjong! Hmph!” Chen Yike said, snorting . She then resumed going through the endless pile of exercise books on the tea table .
She had received a total of 40 exercise books . Although she wanted nothing more than to toss them away, she was reluctant to do so . Leaving them to collect dust would similarly be a waste, so she had no choice but to work on them . However, the more questions she completed, the more frustrated she became .
“Big Brother, you’re back! Love you!(づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭❤~”
Seeing Chen Yu return, Chen Erke set down her crayon, ran to him, and hugged his left leg .
“Big Brother is back! (≧∇≦)ノ”
Chen Sanke similarly staggered her way to Chen Yu and hugged his right leg .
After Chen Yu had gifted presents to these two little sisters, his favorability with them had instantly maxed out .
“Hmph!”
When Chen Yike heard her two little sisters’ joyful words, her pen-wielding hand started trembling slightly, her eyes moistening .
Seeing Chen Yike’s aggrieved appearance, Chen Yu felt a little uncomfortable . Pulling on Chen Erke’s and Chen Sanke’s hands, he approached the tea table and said in a gentle voice, “Eldest, Big Brother has gone too far . ”
“Uuu~~” At Chen Yu’s words of comfort, the grievance piled up in Chen Yike’s chest immediately burst out, and she started crying .
“Alright, alright, Big Brother will compensate you,” Chen Yu said . He then opened the bag he carried and pulled out something from inside .
“Pfft…” Chen Yike broke into laughter when she saw Chen Yu’s actions . Wiping away her tears, she said embarrassedly, “You only know how to bully me . ”
“Here!” Pulling out two Middle School 3rd Year Five-year Simulation books and slapping them onto the tea table, Chen Yu said, “I bought them from the shop downstairs . The shopkeeper said their difficulty is quite high . ”
Chen Yike’s smile immediately stiffened at the addition of the two more exercise books to the pile on the tea table .
Chen Yu: “Ahahahahaha! Who told you to pour water on me?! Did you think I would let you off the hook?!”
“Chen Yu!!! I’m bringing you down with me!!!”
“Ah! Stop! Stop, stop! That hurts! Ouch, ouch, ouch…”
…
After returning to his room with a blue nose and swollen face, Chen Yu sat on his bed and caressed the nail marks on his neck . Gritting his teeth, he hissed in pain as he mumbled, “Those claws really are sharp… Ha, this really is addictive . ”
[Chen Yu: “I’m home . ”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “I’ll open the wormhole for you now . ”]
In the next moment, space in the middle of his room warped and transformed into a white vortex .
Seeing this, Chen Yu hurriedly pulled apart his coat and transferred the 404 Heat Ray Gun inside it into the vortex . Once the gun disappeared, a small, white box fell out of the vortex .
Buzz…
The wormhole gradually vanished afterward .
Chen Yu stepped forward, picked up the box, and slit the seal .
When he opened the box, he discovered a spiraling needle syringe inside it . A blue liquid filled the syringe, with a glittering light coming from inside the liquid .
Meanwhile, written on the syringe’s surface were the following words:
Superhuman Group’s Honorary Product!
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