Transdimensional Marketing Chapter 14
Advertisement
Chapter 14: 14
“Mom, we’re leaving!”
“Take care!”
The next day, at 7:30 A . M . , after a “sumptuous” breakfast, the Chen siblings left for school together .
Chen Yu carried Chen Sanke’s school bag in his left hand, Chen Erke’s school bag in his right, Chen Yike’s school bag in front of his chest, and his own on his back… . He looked like a living hanging rack that was leading the three little girls .
1
Following the usual route, it only took them about five minutes to arrive at a kindergarten .
The group stopped in their tracks . “Listen to the teacher and have fun . Take care and stay safe . ” Chen Yu passed Chen Sanke the bag in his left hand .
“Aye!” Chen Sanke took the bag and nodded seriously . She carried her bag and waddled into the school . Her steps were slightly unsteady .
“Let’s go!” Chen Yu commanded, pointing to the front, and resumed his job of leading the way .
About eight minutes later, they arrived at a primary school . Chen Yu passed Chen Erke the bag in his right hand .
“Second Eldest, listen in class and don’t daydream . If anybody bullies you, tell me . ”
“Okay . ” Chen Erke took her bag and trotted into the school . Within no time, she was out of sight .
“Let’s go!”
A few minutes later . Chen Yu and Chen Yike arrived at a middle school .
Chen Yu removed the bag on his chest and threw it to Chen Yike . “Listen up, no dating! Or I’ll break your leg!” And that was all he said .
1
Chen Yike: “…”
Chen Yike took the bag silently . Flushing red, Chen Yike kicked Chen Yu in his legs firmly!
1
Bang!
“Ah!”
Chen Yu crouched on the ground slowly, grabbing his leg in pain .
1
…
After sending off his sisters, Chen Yu made a turn and walked along the streets, passing four traffic lights . He soon arrived at his school, Jinzhou District Sixth High School .
It was a peculiar school that was well known across the entire province .
It was said that top-tier schools focused on results, second-tier schools focused on discipline, and third-tier schools focused on hygiene .
Advertisement
However, Sixth High did not focus on anything .
Instead, Sixth High took an approach that was similar to university life; as long as it wasn’t fighting, the school would close an eye to anything the student did .
Entering the classroom blocks, Chen Yu came to Class 2-2 . He was welcomed by his classmates, who were “partying . ”
There were students snacking, flirting around, reading comics, boasting around… . All of his classmates were doing almost everything except for studying .
“Hah… A group of bad students who are engrossed with having fun . What a disgrace . ” Chen Yu curled his lips, secretly looking at his classmate’s degenerate actions in contempt . He walked along the side of the classroom to the last row and sat down on his seat, then began reading R18 novels…
9
It was now 8:12 A . M . , about 40 minutes until the release of his video .
After scrolling through Bilibili for a while, there was nothing that caught his eyes . Chen Yu rolled two paper balls and stuffed them in his ears . He then rested his head on the table, ready to take a nap before class .
He did not have a good sleep yesterday night . The excitement of earning a sum and the butterflies in his stomach due to the fact that his video would be uploaded today at 9 . A . M had him half-awake the entire night .
The dreams he had were weird too .
Becoming the head of state…
2
Turning into a prisoner…
Being dissected by a group of people in white robes…
Being assassinated by people from the future…
1
Causing an explosion during unboxings…
In summary, he couldn’t sleep well and was feeling fearful for reasons unknown even to himself .
3
Chen Yu thought that, in school, which was crowded with people, he would have a sense of security and be able to sleep well . However, as soon as he drifted off to dreamland, a smack on his back woke him up .
“Brother Chen! You got yourself some new shoes?”
He looked up with bleary eyes to realize that it was the bald teenager sitting right in front of him who woke him up .
“Bald Li! Are you crazy?”
Advertisement
“This is not the time to sleep! What are you supposed to do if you can’t sleep during class later on?”
2
“Get lost, get lost!” Chen Yu waved his hand in annoyance . He rested his head on the table once again and turned away .
Bald Li’s real name was Li Liang . As he started balding since young, he decided to just shave his head to avoid getting mocked, which eventually gained him the nickname of “Bald Li . ”
3
Due to the two of them being seated close to each other, Chen Yu and Li Liang frequently interacted with each other . In school, Li Liang could be considered one of Chen Yu’s close friends .
“Hey! Wake Up! Brother Chen, did you get these shoes online? Why are they so dope? Are they a new model? How much did they cost?”
Not even looking up, Chen Yu stretched out two fingers slowly .
“Two thousand?” Li Liang gasped .
“Nah, two words: get lost!”
“Big Brother Chen, why are you so cold to me today?” Li Liang complained like a girl .
In response to Li Liang’s words, Chen Yu pulled out a broken chair leg with nails from his table…
4
“Do-Don’t fool around! Sleep! Sleep as much as you want!”
…
When Chen Yu woke up, class had already started .
His form teacher, who had a hunched back, was standing at the lectern, teaching as he scribbled on the blackboard with his chalk . None of the man’s words were alien to Chen Yu, but when they were joined together, he couldn’t understand anything .
2
Chen Yu’s math foundation was so weak that he could not understand high school mathematics even a tad .
4
“Oh yeah!”
While trying to make sense of the “gibberish” that his teacher was saying, Chen Yu suddenly smacked his head . He then took out his phone immediately, setting it to silent mode before opening up Bilibili and refreshing the technology section like a madman .
It was long past 9 A . M . by now, so his review video should’ve been posted already . He was eager to check out the feedback for his video .
But as time trickled past, his video had yet to appear on his homepage despite him refreshing till his hands were sore .
He didn’t want to search up any related keywords in the search bar, as it would expose his identity .
2
No stranger would search for a new uploader’s video unless it contained words that were trending . Only the newbie himself or someone who they knew personally would do so .
To keep his identity a total secret, Chen Yu could only refresh his homepage continuously if he wished to locate his video .
“Or did it not go through the audit?”
After persevering for another five minutes, Chen Yu exited Bilibili, opened up WeChat, and typed an inquiry .
[Chen Yu: “My video should have been posted . Is there a chance that it failed to pass the audit?”
[Transdimensional Marketing: “No . We pay attention to your video constantly, thus we would resolve any problems for you . This includes the audit, copyright, and many more, even problems like blacklisting . ”]
[Chen Yu: “I have a question . Since you can edit, upload the videos automatically, and even have control over my channel, why don’t you just promote my videos yourself?”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “According to Article 17 of the Earth Alliance’s Spacetime Anti-Monopoly Law, any business activities that involve other spacetimes must involve a natural citizen with perfect civic rights of that spacetime . He or she must also be given at least 51% of the profits . Note: Fame and promotion revenue generated from the advertisement are not included in the calculation of the actual revenue . ”]
[Chen Yu: “Then where’s my 51% of the profits?”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “You have donated them to charity . ”]
[Chen Yu: “…”]
1
[Transdimensional Marketing: “Do you have any other questions, Mr . Chen?”]
[Chen Yu: “How’s my video doing? How many views are there?”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “Currently, your video has 48 views on Bilibili . ”]
[Chen Yu: “That’s so few! Is it doomed?”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “Bilibili’s promotion mechanism is separated into shares > comments > saves > bullet comments > views . Since you weren’t promoted by the editor of Bilibili, the number of views is still considered acceptable . ”]
[Chen Yu: “Then I’m at ease . ”]
Chen Yu exited WeChat and opened up Bilibili once again . He settled into a comfortable position and started scrolling up and down, up and down, up and down with his right hand… .
4
Advertisement
- In Serial434 Chapters
Dark Moon Era
When a glorious old civilization was toppled overnight, a strange purple moon rose and thus began the Purple Moon Era. Damn it! What kind of ecosystem was this? The evolution was messy. Even rabbit bites and plants were not to be messed with. How can one survive all this? Evolve into a Purple Moon Warrior? What did this have to do with the Purple Moon? What kind of map was this? The Safety Sector? The Floating Domain? The Darkness Port? The Storm Voyage? The True Capital? The Horror Lullaby List? The resurrection of the Underground Tribe and the prospering Underground City? The Chaos Black Market that suffused the world? The Bloody Road? More importantly, one could end up in a bloody slaughter when dreaming and enter the Dream Domain? Fine, this damned era!
8 539 - In Serial57 Chapters
City of Mages: Mage War Chronicles Book One
This book is COMPLETELY FINISHED as of 3/10/22, with a sequel currently serializing HERE. Born a fire mage, destined for something greater. For hundreds of years, Sombria has lived in peace thanks to the delicate balance the Council fosters between those with magic and those without. But unrest is brewing under the surface of Sombria, and the Council's tenuous hold may be on the verge of collapsing. All Alara ever wanted was to become a soldier, fighting to protect Sombria from the bruya rebels that threaten its borders with their chaotic magic and lawlessness. In order to succeed, she must first conquer her worst fear--her own innate magical abilities. Quenti, raised to hate the oppressive thumb of the Council, has only ever wanted a life of peace away from those who wish to control her. When her abilities are revealed, she finds herself at the center of a world she grew up despising, where magic is suppressed under the illusion of control. And her only means of escape may lie in trusting those she grew up doubting most. When Alara is given one final chance to prove she's worthy of being called a Mage of Sombria, the key to her success may lie within the untrusting Quenti. And Quenti doesn't plan on making things easy. Though as their two lives come crashing together, trusting each other may be the only choice they have to survive what's coming. -- COMMENT AND FOLLOW! 📕 This story is completely written, but these postings on Royal Road double as a beta run, so please feel free to point out typos or inconsistencies. 📖 Content Guidelines: Mild language, PG-13-level violence
8 64 - In Serial9 Chapters
Psychobox Robots - A Grand Eye Tale
Two psychic robots of varying competence work to escape from the colossal box their civilization is trapped in. ATTENTION MORTALS: THE GRAND EYE IS CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REWRITING THE EXISTING CHAPTERS OF WINCHWARD BEACH. NEW CHAPTERS SHALL COMMENCE ONCE THIS IS DONE.
8 167 - In Serial67 Chapters
The Wild Touch
The world of Delmathar has many conflicts and plots that span over the whole world and even into the war torn oceans. That’s not even taking into account that the world is a candidate in the Realm wars… but that’s a story for another day. Instead we will follow the story of how a goddess’s botched attempt of using a weak earth soul to make powerful Grafter for her mother, ends up empowering an unsuspecting little boy. The boy who is called Nosal Brownwhisker, who happens to be a peaceful little buttonless-shirt loving little Capyban. And as the Brownwhisker family tries to juggle their everyday lives on their monster ranch and hiding little Nosal’s secret, more and more developments keep popping up in the village of Pancreedy that makes life more.. interesting. Author’s notes:This is my first fiction and I understand it will suck. Hopefully you will find it to be enjoyable enough to hang around. There’s not going to be any epic world-ending fights or any stuff like that, just some shenanigans generally with the story progressing very slowly as it changes from many viewpoints. The world of Delmathar may seem funky for now so I will promise a glossary every 15 chapters. The wild touch will be updated at least twice a week, with me having no backlog of chapters. So if I get mobbed at work or get sick I will let you know in my notes on a short chapter. I hope you enjoy, and thank you for the people who support me, give me encouragement and pointers.
8 170 - In Serial43 Chapters
The best mistake I ever made
Sometimes true love exits, but maybe your just not looking hard enough.The same old stupid dumb old motto. I just hate it. ok so maybe i hate just about everything but i hate love the most. love? really? is love really gonna take my problems away? anyway my name is maddie manchester. i live in swellview with my uncle ray. yes my parents left me when i was very little. now don't get me wrong uncle ray is the best uncle in the world! he's also the towns superhero captain man. when i was younger i told my uncle i would be his sidekick and he always said yes. ha i fell for that! on my 13th birthday uncle ray hired henry hart to be his side kick! that day i always hated henry. but when one day he saves me. yeah lets just say i fell for him..And once we found out the truth there was no stepping back.
8 149 - In Serial25 Chapters
The Witch's Wolves (GxGxG)
Addal Lovelorn is looked at as a freak in school. Bullied and isolated, only rebels and outcasts dare to befriend her. Of course, school drama is a trivial matter when demons threaten to attack and your mom goes missing.Raven Cheshire is the soon to be alpha of the Roman Pack, who have it all. Her future Luna is her childhood sweetheart, a supportive family, and Queen of her school. What can go wrong? A second mate, who she bullied all her life. An unavoidable war with another pack. And a possible mole in her own territory.Evangeline Desmond is beta and future Luna of the Roman Pack. She has a lot of room to live up to her predecessor role as Luna. Especially when her psycho ex-boyfriend plans to take her, even if he have to destroy everything she holds dear to do so.What happens when three lives are bound by a red thread? Only the moon goddess know.
8 189

