《The Madoka in Mexico Series, by Thedude3445》Once Upon a Time in Madoka - Chapter 7: The Tension Here Is Pretty Crazy! I'm Tense!
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Madoka gripped the doorhandle to her house/fort. It had taken all day, but she was finally here. Ready to apprehend the most evil villain of Mexico, and to save her wife from probable certain destruction, except she was probably just bored watching TV and didn’t notice him barging in there.
She realized that Former Sheriff Flint was gone. That was odd… Well, she guessed he had to go back home.
She opened the door and walked inside. “Hi honey, I’m--”
“SURPRISE!”
Wow!!! As soon as Madoka walked into her house, she was greeted with a gigantic cast of characters from the rest of the comic. Sayaka and her girlfriend Asuka, Kyoko, Former Sheriff Flint, El Guante for some reason, and-- hey, it was Crispina, the new recruit!
“Wow guys, this is so cool! Thanks!” Madoka had forgotten that today was October 3rd, her birthday! She was finally twenty, which was kind of crazy thinking about the fact she had been married over five years already, so she stopped thinking about it.
“I have to say, Kaname,” Crispina said in a grumpy tone. “You proved really hard to ‘take care of.’ I wasn’t supposed to let you go home all day, but it turns out you were never in any danger of getting home early after all.”
“Yeah…” El Guante said. “Eventually I had to attack you to convince you to come home at all. Sorry about the knee, by the way.”
“No biggie… (please pay my medical bills.)”
Kyoko stepped up to Madoka and gave her a big smooch. “How’s my birthday girl?”
“Uhh… a year older, I guess.”
“Good,” she said with a smile. Now let’s eat some cake and drink some punch. I made sure Sayaka didn’t spike it this time.”
Former Sheriff Flint tipped his hat.Madoka tipped her sombrero in return, and then the ghostly man phased through the wall, disappearing to who knows where.
“Okay,” Madoka said. “Let’s party!”
THE END.
Coming soon....
Kuttsukiboshi x Madoka Magica: Prelude to Caribbean Rim! O_O
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