《Fish on a stick - A Redmist Story》11. An otter he can’t refuse
Advertisement
“When you become a druid,” River said, “they make the apprentices and initiates wear these headbands to distinguish who is what. Grey is for the initiates, the new ones, and apprentices like me wear white to show that we’re out working for the community, but not yet done with our formal training.”
Chip nodded his head as a tall otter walked up behind him.
“Hello,” the otter's voice said in dulcet tones.
“Ah!” Chip said, turning with one otter pop stick in his hand, waving it at the intruder.
“Probably not the best idea to surprise Chip,” Uncle Brit said, staring at the mercenary, “It doesn’t matter how handsome one is. Chip will skewer you faster than you can say ‘beaver’’s are doing everything wrong’”
River, Chip and the guard all turned their heads sideways at this assertion.
“That’s just my uncle,” Chip said.
“Ah,” the otter replied.
“I’m Chip, and you?”
“Sela, it’s a pleasure. I hope that your fish is as good tasting as you are,” Sela said.
River whistled at that.
“You don’t even know what I taste…. Oh!” Chip said.
“Well, Sela, I’m River. Chip and I were just talking about what he needs to do to win this food contest that’s coming up,” The raven said, eyeing the large otter.
Sela reached out a hand to accept a fish on a stick from Uncle Brit.
“This one is on the house,” he said, “But tell me if you like the spice palette. I sent Chip here to get the best spices around and he came back with this mild spice.”
Sela nodded back to the elder otter.
The group waited as Sela crunched through the head of the fish.
Smiling, he slapped Chip on the back, “This is good. I think if you two make this for the contest you’re sure to win.”
Advertisement
“Sure you say that,” Chip said,”But in reality we’ve got a bunch of judges. And I don’t know their taste palettes, so that is probably the first thing we need to do. River, are you taking notes?”
The raven grabbed a notepad from somewhere and was slowly scratching out something long hand.
“I gotta know what is in this deal I’m making if we really want to make a deal,” she replied, “And I think that this is going to be good for the betting markets as well. I’m going to have to find out what the odds are.”
River winked at Sela and Chip.
“You’re something else,”Sela said,”I want to hug you.”
“You want to wha-” River said as she got bearhugged by the tall otter.
Rivers' eyes went wide as she locked them to Chips, as if to say, ‘Take care of this and anything you want is yours.’
One awkward pause later, Chip put a hand on Sela.
“Uh, would you mind releasing my co-conspirator?” he said.
Advertisement
- In Serial31 Chapters
Noli Me Tank in a Mall
Noli Me Tangere and El Filibusterismo are important cultural works that ignited the Philippine Revolution against Spain. They are novels that exposed to the populace the abuses and the injustices of their Spanish colonial rulers, the hypocrisy of their priests, and inherent cruelty of their class structure over the powerless masses. Unfortunately, they rose up in the middle of the Spanish-American War, one which saw Spain lose most of their overseas colonies and decisively end as a World Power. The war ended in the 1898 Treaty of Paris, in which Spain also sold the Philippines to the USA for the sum of twenty million dollars. The revolutionary government was then crushed by the overwhelming military might of the United States and the Philippines turned into a territory. While the Philippines stands as the USA's greatest successes in nation-building, their early occupation left almost one-fifth of the population dead from combat and disease. Jose Rizal was executed by the Spanish long before knowing what might happen to his country. The world presented within The Noli and the El Fili is therefore stuck frozen in time, forever caught in that moment before a Revolution. Now let's see what happens to this nation if we give it the Light Novel treatment and jam the entirety of the Internet into their protagonist's skull and watch him try to fix things with his unfortunate tendency to sound like a supervillain. Updates Mondays and Fridays. Note: The Noli and El Fili have been public domain since 1946. This is completely fair game.
8 124 - In Serial24 Chapters
How many times do I have to die? Is it really necessary?
Welcome to the world of rebirths. A boy in Japan has discovered a new power he has. He can recreate the universe at his own will. The ability allows him to discover a new life, his name completely separate from his previous mistakes. But is it really what Iro wants?
8 143 - In Serial57 Chapters
The Chance of Falling
Stumbling her way through the past at the hands of Voldemort, Lilah Lupin is forced to pose as the cousin of Remus Lupin. Reckless is the last thing one should be when partaking in matters of time, however, preserving the timeline is the last thing on Lilah's mind.James Potter x OCAlso, be warned that this is an extremely rough draft that I started when I was 15 and apparently didn't understand the concept of proper grammar but it gets better! Have fun😂😂Ranked #13 in #HarryPotter out of like 22 000 stories!!! I am literally dying right now!! Tbh I don't even know how but thanks to every single one of you xx
8 250 - In Serial67 Chapters
Nightwalker
Time didn't matter to her. She got up when the sun did and tried to sleep when the sun went down. because of this seemingly endlessness, she's forgotten her name, she's forgotten her family and she's forgotten everything she use to be.Now she was nothing. Living on the streets of a town begging for money and food from travellers that didn't know who she was, unlike the rest of the town that thought of her as something unnatural even though she doesn't know why.Constantly abused by the townspeople who don't understand her, she is left to die in an alleyway after a horrible run in with three drunk men. She was expecting to die and have her corpse eaten by rats and other vermin. What she didn't expect was to be saved by a woman that was everything but human."Do you want to live?" This woman asked and when she looked into herself she knew the answer, it came easy through her busted lips."Yes."From that day on she became something else, something not human, something extraordinary and from that day forth she will serve this woman who saved her life and maybe one day remember her name or be given one by her new Mistress. Maybe one day she'll remember who she was and maybe she'll even find the one person that completes her soul.From that day forth she became a Nightwalker.Completed.This is a lesbian story and contains mature actions between females. There will be warnings at the beginning of the chapter if you do not wish to read such content.
8 200 - In Serial27 Chapters
A forbidden love
For nine long, torturous years, her father has beaten her and her mother hasn't cared for her. Jessica Smith has felt unloved for a long time.Jess is close to giving up until handsome Matthew Reeves shows up. He's kind and gentle towards Jess just when she needs someone to be there for her. Matt doesn't seem to want Jess out of sight at all.When Matt shows up in the most unexpected place, secrets are revealed. Secrets that could change your life forever. Secrets that make you question your own identity.Is Jess' father who he makes out to be?
8 217 - In Serial22 Chapters
Obliviate (Dramione)
Dramione fanfic and my first fanfic ever
8 134

