《I Want To Get Isekai'd But The World Does Not Want Me To》Isekai Rap Battle
Advertisement
It's been 3 months since I came back to this world and I'm happy I've got to see my brother, Clutter one last time but...
"Clattanoia, let's go! The King granted us an audience."
The King won't let me go back to another world. I don't know why, It's been 3 months and the King still won't let me. More to that, he's granting the audience to Paranoia, me, and Clutter every single day. What's happening here?
"Coming!"
I don't have any choice but to abide, It's the King after all. One wrong move and... my head will come rolling at the floor. I intensely gulped, imagining the image of my corpse. U want to go back as soon as possible but... I need to be careful at the same time.
We're now walking inside the palace as always. Despite coming here day by day for 3 months, I still can't get used to the Dark Atmosphere this place has. Like, everything is colored black for Pete's sake! That pot is black, the ornaments are black, the carpet is black! It's almost like the King has some weird fascination with the color Black! Is he emo or an edgy man?!
Before I knew It, we already arrived at the Meeting Chamber. The Meeting Chamber is where all the meetings take place. The King, the palace, and Neburisha have been weird these past three months. But the reigning king of weirdness is the fact that at these past 3 months, the King has been calling us yet he doesn't say anything. Is he trolling with us?! I don't have any idea!
I hope I have my brother's calmness in this kind of situation, he still has a straight face despite all this being an irritating turn of events.
"Of course, don't belittle Clutter."
Oh, I forgot about her. Honestly, I just don't care that she's here. She's here right now, walking beside me, while Clutter is at the front.
Advertisement
"But I kind of understand why you're irritated, It's been a hectic three months of literally nothing. The War has been in a state of a ceasefire, and the King is always calling us. I don't see the point of everything that is happening here."
I see now, Paranoia is also on edge. Then, does that mean Clutter is also confused at these turn of events? He just doesn't show It probably but I think he's also confused.
"By the way, Paranoia! Have you tried to read His Majesty's mind?!"
Paranoia just looked at me for a while then finally opened her mouth.
"Not really."
"Huh?"
It's been three months and you haven't found anything?! What? Does he also has a secret to his mind?! Some kind of lock? Or even doesn't know what's happening here?!
"It's really weird. His mind, that is. He doesn't think of anything else besides reading Shonen Jump. Sometimes, It's Coke... Sometimes, It's Potato Chips, His Majesty's mind is so random I can't make out anything useful. What the hell are those anyway?"
Shonen Jump? Coke? Potato Chips? Those things... Those things are objects not available here! They're from the other world? How did His Majesty know about them?
Paranoia looked at me once and seems to be surprised. I guess she read my mind and found out those things are from another world. That information turned out to be crucial. It just means that His Majesty at some point has also arrived in another world. The mystery behind His Majesty is getting clearer and clearer.
"Clattanoia, Paranoia. You should stop talking now, we're already here."
Well, this is It, I guess? We're now going to enter the Meeting's Chamber. Well, It's not like something new will happen. It's still the same. The gloomy atmosphere and the aura of nothingness will be here once again.
Advertisement
With that, Clutter opened the gates and... For once, It's not the same as usual.
+++++
What the hell is happening? Besides the King's escorts, there are other people here?! More to that, they're not just "other people"...
They're Kings and Prime Ministers from the other Kingdoms! What's going on here?!
The Meeting Chamber has a very long table that has an estimated length of 12 meters. The one sitting at the front with an arrogant face, The King of Neburisha, Chazuke Touya.
The one beside him, the King of Emberchain, our Kingdom's arch-enemy... Winrar! The one in front of him is the Prime Minister of Dragonchain, Iwao! Last but not the least, the State Of Aegaeon's Prime Minister, Achilles!
All of the four leaders are gathering here!? The atmosphere we once thought to be empty turned out to be darker than we initially suspected.
"Oh, you three are already here? Have a seat at the table."
We did what we asked and made sure to sit at the very back of the table, as to not disturb the four leaders of this world. There's an immense aura that covers the whole place. It's so disturbing... It's like they're ready to grab each other's throats.
"Hey hey hey, the atmosphere at this place is kind of heavy! Let's have some rap, yow!"
"..."
Despite His Majesty trying to lighten up the mood... It was met with silence. The remaining three leaders are now staring at him like he's the dumbest man on Earth. What did you do that for? You only made everything worse, you stupid King!
"Oi, I don't know what's gotten to you all of a sudden. But If you don't start talking soon, your head will come rolling, yeah!"
Someone played along! Someone actually dropped some bars?! What the fuck?! And It's unexpectedly the Prime Minister of Aegaeon, Achilles!
"Don't worry about It, Achilles! I have my purpose for calling the committees, break It down yow!"
His Majesty fought back with another bar! What's going on here?! How did It turn into a rap battle all of sudden?! While everyone is dumbfounded at what they're seeing, all of that attention was shifted to another man. It was the King of Emberchain. I forgot our archenemy is here. Why is he even here? He suddenly slammed the table, stood up, and said with a strong and threatening voice.
"You guys are getting dumber. You better say your intention or else, I'll hit you with my hammer."
You also joined?! You're going to fight our Kingdom even in Rap Battles?! You don't want to lose at all, don't you?!
"I also don't have any idea why I'm here, but you better make It quick or else I'll disappear."
The Prime Minister of Dragonchain also joined. Yeah, why am I not surprised? At this point, is there something that will surprise me? When everybody already said their piece, the turn came back to Our Majesty and he started to speak, or more like rap
"Well, I called you here for one reason. I'm here to suggest cohesion! My Kingdom just discovered a new world, tried to conquer It alone but didn't work! So here we are, negotiating with every kingdom, to conquer the other world and increase our income."
It's supposed to be just a dumb rap but for some reason... the words that contain that rap holds a meaning no one else can't believe. The King... is asking for a Coalition Army... to conquer the other world. And here I thought nothing would surprise me anymore... What the fuck...
END OF CHAPTER 25
Advertisement
- In Serial23 Chapters
Jumpspark
Each human contains a spark of divinity. Only a few learn to access it, but for those few a reward awaits them in the afterlife. Meet Karlus, a 26-year old construction manager who managed to access his spark. Join him on a journey of discovery as he explores a new world and new powers and meets new friends and ancient heroes to help him along on his journey. A western-style Xianxia with a few other tropes. *Note: I started this on a whim and updates will be sporadic and slow. I'm mainly posting here to allow my friends easier access for proofreading, but if anybody else wants to read and comment then I'd welcome your criticism as well. No romance. Language. Drug Use (kinda). Gore.
8 97 - In Serial29 Chapters
Stepping Through
Tina Ruttledge had just about had it with post-university life, including a string of dead end jobs that weren't exactly meaningful or even paying the rent in an expensive city like Toronto to live in. And at 24 she's beginning to wonder, as the only thing she's really been into is her dodgeball league, and due to government cuts, her league has been shut down. Enter Devon Olafson, standing 4' 4" tall with a job offer that seems too good to be true, even if it is just a well paying administrative position in a stuffy office in 'Scarberia' that looks like it would have been more comfortable in the 1980s, a decade or so before she was even born.. Tina knew there was something a bit otherworldly about the short guy whose become her new boss. But Devon was looking for more than just an out of work millennial, and Tina is about to embark on an adventure that she never could have imagined. And she might even survive it, if she doesn't start throwing muffins, that is.
8 123 - In Serial10 Chapters
When Goblins Attack
The first sequel to The Art of Being Entreri When goblins are found in the nearby mountains, Entreri is hesitant to offer aid, but when a group of soldiers is captured and the town's security is threatened, he is forced into action. Complicating his efforts is the presence of Elliorn, the ranger who swore to hunt the assassin down and kill him. Entreri must find a way to rescue the men and kill the goblins and the frost giant in charge while avoiding capture from the ranger.
8 202 - In Serial37 Chapters
Friends with the Football Team
Book 1 in the "Friends with the" series Being the only girl in a male family is a little harder than it seems, but it does have it perks. Your own room, your own bathroom, being spoiled rotten, and knowing someone always has your back. Cora Barnes is the youngest of four and the other three are boys. When their dad gets a new job in a small town, the five of them pack up and leave Dallas to go to a small town in West Texas. "The best things in life aren't things"Started- 02/09/22 Completed- 05/08/22
8 105 - In Serial13 Chapters
DarkLight
Leila Drake is a patrolwoman for the Berou of Psionic Investigation. When a couple of agents from the FBI come to ask her to go undercover using her unique skills, she agrees to the mission and sets events into motion that she has no control over. Raina O'Hara is a rookie FBI agent who was paired with Leila. What seemed to her to be a simple undercover operation, will soon destroy her worldview with revelations the likes of which she never imagined. Authors note: This is my first fiction, constructive criticism is desired on everything from grammar to style and characterization.PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
8 145 - In Serial35 Chapters
Wizards x and x Hunters
When Gon, Killua, Kurapika and, Leorio decide to have a reunion in Yorknew City, they never expected a strange machine that Kurapika brought to transport them to an unknown location. And they certainly didn't expect a young girl named Wendy Marvell to bring them to a strange guild of "wizards". How did they get to this place? And how will they get back?It's Pro Hunters meets Wizards as the gang learns about the world of magic and meet all sorts of people in this wizard guild. There's a mystery to be solved but the Fairy Tail guild will never pass up the chance to help these newcomers. There are fights to be fought and secrets to be uncovered in this special crossover!HunterxHunter and Fairy Tail DOES NOT belong to me! HunterxHunter belongs to Yoshihiro Togashi and Fairy Tail belongs to Hiro Mashima.Thank you to Seems_Legit777 for designing the cover for the story.
8 186

