Judging by the number of people squatting around the walls of the inner courtyard, it's break time now!

Great! I can just blend in with other disciples and share the merchandise without arising suspicion!

The students are divided into the inner circle and outer circle.

The inner-circle wears characteristic orange robes and has their heads shaven bald in accordance with ancient Buddhist tradition. They are also forbidden from leaving the limits of Santa's Asshole educational institution and have microchips implanted under their skin that immediately notify local tyrant whenever they leave the sectarian premises or try to disable them.

Thus, it's a vital role of us the outer circle disciples, who live outside the sect grounds and have relative freedom of movement, to scavenge and raid the outside world for important commodities and raw materials that the orange-robed monks can't obtain easily themselves.

Although it's an admirable goal of every cultivator such as Long Dong(myself) to be one day accepted into the inner circle, one has to break through many literal and metaphorical bottlenecks to achieve it. And I'm afraid, I'm not quite there yet, so I resign myself to being a courier of the powerful...for now!!

I find my sworn brothers sitting around in frog position(squatting) and passing incense from one to another. I whip out a bottle of Finlandia baijiu and grin.

Suddenly a kick to the stomach from the side sends me flying 10 meters away, and I roll on the concrete like a ragdoll.

Standing over me is...a bald, muscular dude in orange robes...ah, I know who this is!

It's...the arrogant young master! And since the story is only on its 3rd chapter that means...

Welp, I'm going to get my ass kicked and beat him up 10 chapters later!

For now, better stay compliant....

[Quest: Fight the arrogant young master]

What? WHATTT? Fucking blue box, why are you doing this to me!?

Spitting blood, I mumble under my breath.

"You've grown stronger since the last time we met..."

The young master turns around and looks at me with an expression of dumbass trash he is

"Did you say something?"

"No, no, no nothing"

"Fucking good. Know your place, bitch!"

[Intimidation: failed +1 exp]

Then he comes up and kicks me in the head again. The world goes black for a moment.

[Quest failed]

[Quest failed]

When I wake up, my sworn brothers are around me

"Misha, not good, he took away vodka..."

I look nervously to see if the young master is gone, and whisper

"He doesn't recognize Mount Tai when he sees it!"