(warning, I dont know how to write.)

Ouch that hurt.

I know the chance of getting hit by a car while crossing the road is low and all, but why did it hit ME in the middle of the DAY. I swear the driver was sleeping.

But is this really the afterlife? If the afterlife is just some weird spaceplace then I will kick whatever god that is the real one. And where is this light coming from?

Wow. That star is really close! I can barely see the edge.That thing must be like billions of years old too. Either that or it is just so big that it doesnt matter where it is, it will always look huge.

Y'know, it kinda looks odd. Like there is a line or something going from one side to the other. Like a really big reptile eye.

"Be not scared child."

What?

"Do not panic, child."

No I mean what do you mean?

"It is well you are not afraid. A brave soul is good."

Aw thanks man. But like what is this? Heaven, Hell? Nirvana? Some other weird place? Because I dont remember praying to a Star.

"It matters not child, because you will be sent to a new world. A world of magical realms and powerful beasts. There will be other gods there to pray to if you wish to do so."

Nah man Im good. So a new world huh. How much magic are we talking about?

"Wel-"

Will there be others like me?

"Tha-"

How much of the world is fantasy?

"if you wou-"

Will there be dragon girls with wide egg laying hips there?

"Enough!"

ok

"That isnt something you would need to worry about. All you need to know is that I will help you this one time. Any ability, any power, anything you want."

Like what?

"The ability to spit fire is one example."

Cool, cool. But can I be really weird about it? Like the ability to make anyone sneeze brains out through the ass?

"...Yes..."

Then... Man this is kinda hard. I could have the powers like some sort of superhuman. Or I could choose to be a sentient liquid metal capable of shapeshifting into anything! Or... Ey Bre, I know what i want.

"Bre? No matter, what have you decided on?"

Ok so if you know how microbiology works right? Well I want full controll over that.

"Microbiology? Can you be more spesific?"

Like I can take over other cells, change them how I see fit and use them however I want.

"Like a disease?"

Eh, not really. But you know what I mean right? It can't be that hard?

"It wont be. Before you go, what will you call yourself?"

A name... I know! Call me Vita, latin for life. If I control something, I must call myself that in a cool way, like Death or Laserbeam

"Vita, a good name. Your life will be interesting to watch over. Goodbye. Dont make too much of a mess with your second life."

Wait that quick?

Before Vita could say anything, Vita was no longer there. Sent away. Who knows what this being would do. Let's hope that the strength that comes with this odd power wont go out of control.

"It matters not. Im just happy that this is the first being that didnt go crazy."

I just hope the world wont collapse like the others.

(again. I dont know what Im doing.)