Oh, Matthew, How Revolting!

Zeus, Matthew, and his partner Zena, April, had perfectly toned bodies and wore matching iridescent costumes.

They could shoot laser beams out of their sparkling emerald eyes, and, with gossamer wings, they flew like angels to save the galaxy in a plugged-in VR adventure.

The couple first met while competing in a contest to protect worlds from a ruthless alien empire. Afterward, they romantically linked up and donned matching superhero avatars.

One time, a villainous hacker shut off their VR elements.

April gasped while staring at Matthew’s flabby naked body, covered with hair, birthmarks, and imperfections.

“Oh, Matthew, how revolting!”