A few minutes later Elysif came in without knocking like she always does. To be honest it was a bit rude but I was glad that she didn’t feel uncomfortable coming up here. She just walked up to Scott and handed him a few vials, each were a different shade of brown.

“Take one every six hours for the next two days, starting with the darkest one and ending with the lightest.” She said.

“You really like to go all out when you get the chance to doctor me up, don’t you?” Scott replied as he took the bottles.

“Yep, now stop being a dunce cunt and maybe I’ll give you the medicine that doesn’t taste like week long stale tea.”

“You’re a bitch, and that includes Lou. you’re also a bitch.”

“Wait, why am I a bitch?”

“Because you’re you. Now, I can’t do my rounds which means that you two will have to do them for me until I can heal up.”

““Fuck you.”” Elysif and I replied in tandem.

“Hey, I am your superior. I command you to do my rounds.”

“I don’t have to follow orders when my leader is acting like a daft cunt.”

“First of all, that’s the only time you ever get to call me any kind of cunt. Second, do your fucking job.”

“Fine!” I replied as the Elysif and I headed out the door. As soon as we were out the door we heard Scott yell. “Get me some more rum on your way back.”

We ignored him and continued on. Plus we were planning on getting him some anyways. We weren’t exactly in any rush today so we decided to head to the Wiccan college to make sure that Erin was actually there. It would be a pain if I filed the report and then it turned out he wasn’t being punished. On the other hand I think that house arrest is a suitable punishment for murder.

“Dolfly, how is everything?” Elysif asked as we entered the college.

“Good now, Erin is currently being punished as he is now the assistant of Victoria.” Dolfly replied reluctantly.

“Jesus, I thought you were gonna go easy on him but instead you have him working for that psychopath. How long do you think he’ll last?” Elysif said.

“Before he goes insane, probably a week. Before he gets killed, who knows.”

“Wait is this person really that bad?” I asked.

“She’s one of the proffessors here, and happens to be quite skilled in the use of pharmaceutical magic. However she is known to test things on her assistants and is quite the sadist.”

“Wait, even worse than Elysif?” Elysif jabbed me in the side with her elbow at that remark.

“She once forced Elysif to take a drug that made her see hell over the course of a few minutes. However-”

“It felt like an eternity. So many bugs, everywhere, on me.” Elysif said with a shudder.

“Now only those who are in trouble for one reason or another must become her assistant for an undetermined amount of time.”

“Well then, I think we can leave now knowing he is being dealt with properly.” I said.

Elysif and I each shook his hand and started out the door when a man burst through the door. As he entered the building he morphed into that of a bird-like creature. He looked mostly human except for the fact that he had wings with claws instead of arms and hands. He also had a beak and the feathers covering him looked like that of a blue macaw.

“What is it, harpy?” Dolfly asked.

“What have you done? I know witch magic when I see it so what are you planning?” the harpy yelled at Dolfly.