《My Career is Useless in this World!!》Episode 15 - A Noisy day 8
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Episode 15 - A Noisy day 8
“.....” ‘no…..’ (Eugene)
Horror, it was horror. Red sparkling eyes with a face that was completely covered in black appeared beside Eugeneia’s side. The monster baby had used the crib as support to stand up.
The black monster was staring at both sisters in front of him. He was standing at the entrance to the crib, but there was a pillow blocking him. Very easily was he able to move the pillow blocking his way onto the floor.
One Two.
The baby was on his tippy toes trying to pull himself upwards inside the open crib.
One Two.
His upper body was able to get through the hurdle, but he was stuck.
‘Aiya…’ ‘What to do’ (Aernest)
‘He can’t get over, thank god’ (Eugene)
‘Hmmm?’ Aernest was looking around using his baby brain to try to find anything that could help him get up. Eugene had underestimated this baby thinking he was only a normal child, but this baby was a child of a noble family! Both parents possess high IQs that even the Emperor becomes afraid of the 2 sometimes! Moniqua speciality was her strong psychical body, while Levis was his brain. Obviously their offsprings would be a monster.
Thinking of a good idea, the baby quickly grabbed the pillow he pushed aside and moved it right in front of the crib. Now, he can easily climb the crib.
‘Here I come’ (Aernest)
‘NOO!’ Eugene had severely underestimated this guy! He will definitely be able to come up now! Refusing this ending, Eugene started to flap her hands around and scream for help! Euria seeing her older sister did the same, thinking her sister was playing with her.
“Ah! AH! AHH!” ‘Don’t you dare!’ (Eugene)
“Meheheh!” (Euria)
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Aernest stepped onto the pillow he set and there he pulled himself upwards with the help of the crib, and was soon also inside the crib with the 2 twins.
Hurdle- Gone!
“No...” (Eugene)
“Mehe” (Euria)
The monster has ascended. Grabbing the charcoal he secretly took and hid underneath his shirt he crawled towards his targets!
‘Lock on!’ (Aernest)
“AHHHHHHHHHH” (Eugene)
“MEHEHEHEE!!!” (Euria)
…….
The aftermath…….
“What in heavens happened here!”
Levis after listening to Louis quickly came down to Moniqua’s study room together with Louis and met up with Moniqua who came back with a basin of water, and also Ramon who was with her.. Although…. it seemed like the situation had taken a turn for worse.
“........” (Levis)
“......” (Moniqua)
“......” (Ramon)
“................................” (Eugene)
“Mehehe” (Euria)
“...” (Aernest)
“Haa.” (Louis)
All of them were in utter shock. No one had expected this situation. Who would have known Aernest had the ability to get up into the crib with a pillow as a height lever. Louis couldn’t help but put his pams up to sign.
‘Exactly my thoughts’ (Eugene)
“Why are all of you covered in…. Black powder?!” (Moniqua)
Coming back to mother Earth, Levis and Moniqua quickly rushed up to the crib.
“...” ‘I don’t know too ma’am’
“Aernest.. You… how!”
Understanding what Moniqua was referring to, Eugene silently nodded in her head.
‘That, I don’t know too as well, ma'am’
Eugeneia’s deadpan light grey eyes were staring into nothing looking like she has given up on life itself, while Euria’s sparkly red eyes were looking around happily at everyone. Only the 2 pairs of eyes could be seen as both Eugeneia and Euria was now completely covered in black coal powder from head to toe.
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“Mother.” Ramon also could not comprehend how the situation went from disaster to an apocalypse. Not really knowing what to do, he went after his mother and grabbed the water basin from her to feel less guilty.
Levis took clean towels from underneath the crib and wrapped them around Aernest who was on top of Eugeneia and gave him to Moniqua. He then took the remaining clean towels and wrapped them around Euria and Eugeneia and carried them both by himself.
“...... Why? Is there a bite mark on Eugeneia’s face..” (Levis)
“Ah?” ‘A BITE?’
“Well….” Ramon wanted to tell both his parents that Aernest got too excited seeing Eugeneia when he woke up before the incident happened, but was cut off by Eugene who was having a fit of rage!
“Ah! AHhh!” ‘That bastard!’ Eugene was flailing around and managed to control her index finger to point at Aernest. There really was a bite mark?!?
“Aiya?” (Aernest)
“AHH!” (I won’t let you go!) It was him! Eugene mumbled and pointed towards Aernest to show how she was mistreated by him! A tear even slipped out to show how pitiful she was!
“Mehehehe” Euria pointed towards Aernest in the arms of her father as well, thinking it was a game!
“Haa” Levis breathed out. Taking care of 3 newborns without any outside help was a terrible decision he has ever made in his whole entire life. What was he thinking when he let everyone go on a vacation?
“Father, this happened because I left.” Louis confessed seeing both his parents sign in union.
“No father, it’s my fault, I left Aernest alone in the sitting room and this happened.....” Ramon hurriedly defended Louis while staring down onto the water basin seeing his reflection.
“Honey, it was also.. My fault.” Moniqua left Aernest on the floor because she thought he wouldn’t be able to climb up. If she knew, she would have taken him away with her. Now the newly awaited crib will be thrown away because of the black stains.
“.... Hmm” Levis thought about everyone’s words for a moment before gently laughing and shaking his head. It was also his fault. If he had left 2 caretakers, there would be no incident.
“Well, it can happen…” (Levis)
“AHHH AHHH!” ‘No it cannot just happen! My face!!! What about my face!?!” (Eugene)
The noisy hectic day ended before they all realized. Every worker ended up coming back that day instead of the day after because they had all been worried. When they came back, they were immediately flabbergasted because of all the black powder mess around the mansion! It took 7 days of deep cleaning and ordering new furniture to restore everything back to normal. That day they all swore, they will never leave the estate ever again!!
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