《Old Cultivation Record》Chapter 21 - Cute
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“Alright! We're parked and we have hours to kill. Let's get this thing started!” Taylor says with excitement as he looks forward to the rest of the day.
Jesse smiles and was about to respond when Taylor's phone began to ring.
“Fuck's sake. Let's just ignore that.” Taylor responds, moving to silence the phone.
Sylvie glares at Taylor. “Answer the phone.” She demands.
Taylor gives Sylvie an unwilling look, but eventually sighs and answers the call. “Yes?” Taylor says carelessly.
“Possible human trafficking. We'll send you an address and a few pictures. They'll be gone when you arrive but maybe ask around. Investigate or something. If you get a name we can send you a profile.” A voice says over the phone.
Taylor sighs. “Fine…” He says before hanging up.
“Yay! First job.” Jesse says with some excitement. “Okay, everyone get dressed. We have to do this right.” She says as she moves to the back of the van and grabs a suitcase.
“Get dressed?” Taylor says with a raised eyebrow. What does she mean get dressed? He thinks to himself as he watches Jesse open the case. Inside were a few sets of clothes. It looked like… Spandex? Taylor thinks before a thought crosses his mind. “No, no, no. Jesse I’m not wearing that. We’re not superheroes; put those away.” Taylor immediately says, rejecting the idea.
“Hmph! Sylvie! Tell your husband to have a little fun once in his life.” Jesse complains.
Sylvie sighs. “Just put it on, Taylor. Just long enough so that we can take some pictures later.” She coaxes with a rub to Taylor’s shoulder.
“Fuck. Fine.” Taylor says, reluctantly.
…
…
“Say cheese!” Jesse says as she sets the timer for the camera before rushing over.
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They were wearing black spandex over their whole body and a red elastic underwear over their crotches. On their chest was a simple red heart shape and on their back was a cape that was black on outside but red on the inside. In bold lettering outside the cape were the words “Love Police.”
“This is the lamest fucking thing I’ve ever worn in my life. Also, why is the men costume the same as the women’s costumes. Shouldn’t the women get like a little red bra over the spandex or something?” Taylor asks, expressing his complaints as Jesse and Sylvie position themselves for the camera.
“You’re lame. Just smile and look pretty.” Jesse says with some disgruntlement.
“I think you look cute.” Sylvie says with a smile.
***FLASH***
“One for the history books. I hope my son never sees this.” Taylor says with a sigh.
“I’m sure he’d think that his father looks very dashing.” Sylvie says, offering some comfort.
“We definitely have to use these in a session later.” Jesse says as she moves to grab the camera.
“Now that, I would be interested in.” Taylor says with a smile.
“Easy tiger. Business first.” Sylvie reminds him.
“Yes. Business first, I guess.” Taylor says with a bitter smile.
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