“Welcome to the Conservative News Network I am Mitch Duncan bringing you the Patriot’s Guide to Last Week. It is January 2, 2028. Welcome to a new year. I was not looking forward to this Patriot’s Guide, I am in mourning with the rest of the world.

Enid Aurelius has fallen in battle with the forces of evil, as they have come to be described. She fought a valiant battle as we all saw when it unfolded live on our streaming services and televisions. Sources close to her successor have advised us that the energy she used to defeat the army nearly killed her. She then trapped and killed the destroyer as it has been called at the cost of her own life. You can watch her pre-recorded statement on our website. I believe she should be awarded another Medal of Honor. She protected the world from this terrible force of destruction at the cost of her own life. Like Jesus before her she came wielding the sword of God and with it, she saved the world. In the words of another fallen hero, Amee Morris, late daughter of President Morris: ‘She is a hero because she did what had to be done for the world and she did it without question.’

Memorial services have been arranged around the world to honor the memory of this fallen hero. President laid a wreath at tomb of the unknown soldier this morning in her honor. A grave marker is to be placed in Arlington National Cemetery with the name of Sarah O’Connor in honor of all she did for this country. Britain has confirmed that they are going to commission a monument in Narford to commemorate her sacrifice.

In a statement from the Vatican, they will not be canonizing Enid Aurelius because she has already been declared a Saint. The Pope has stated two new Gospels will be released, the first ones in centuries, one by Mariana, one by Enid Aurelius. It is stated they walked with Jesus and these promise to bring new insights into the life and times of Jesus Christ. These will be released to the public at no cost directly translated by Enid Aurelius herself. He has also stated more letters have been translated by Enid Aurelius to add to the others she translated in her time as Sarah of Savia. As a firm believer in Christ I look forward to reading these new messages.

Reports are coming in from all over the world, verified and unverified of the difference this woman made in the lives of millions of people. Adults who are children she saved as a doctor are coming forward thanking her for her tireless work. How many people are alive today because she crossed their path and healed them? Two specific reports that have been verified with photographic evidence came in from Scotland, and Edmonton, Alberta, in one a woman had her lungs healed by Enid who took no credit and offered no explanation. Her daughter also related how Enid had told her about her childhood and her time as Saint Sarah. Apparently, there is a rock that is in an undisclosed location that was marked by Enid with her mortal mother as a child. I’m sure once it is identified it will need to be protected. In the second reported miracle a teenage girl was healed by Enid in a hospital in Edmonton Alberta. She was suffering from multiple organ failures and was healed. She is now attending school full time and is playing sports again. When asked for comment she would just say that Enid lived up to her name as a Saint and that God wants everyone to use medical science to protect themselves and enrich their lives. Wow, just wow. So many stories of so many people touched by this woman’s light.

Full disclosure, during my interview with her she healed my injured knee. I encourage you to watch the full interview on our website.

In other news, peace talks with North Korea have broken down again…”