《Big Red Button.》Press number 1775-ish.
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You press the button.
Ding.
There is a velociraptor in your room.
Wait, what?
It moves. Towards you.
Uhhhh…
You press the button!
Dang.
Good decision! Yep, I don’t know where we got that veloci- wait, did that button just go “dang”?
It did?
Erm. Let’s see here. You are now standing in the middle of a geode! With a light above you, and a flat concrete floor.
Enjoy, look around, give me a moment…
To: IT Desk 3 From: Testing Room Beta Subject: Weird noises Heyyyy, so, remember when I was asking about the button going “dong” instead of “ding” and you said it was all good unless it went “dang”? You were joking, right? To: Testing Room Beta From: IT Desk 3 Subject: Re: Weird noises I mean, I was… But it really isn’t supposed to dang. Why? Did it? To: IT Desk 3 From: Testing Room Beta Subject: Re: Re: Weird noises Yes? Dude pushed the button twice in the space of a couple seconds, would that have affected it? To: Testing Room Beta From: IT Desk 3 Subject: Re: Re: Re: Weird noises No, it wouldn’t have. That button is designed to be pushed repeatedly in the space of a second, it shouldn’t go dang. Idk, maybe there was an intern typo, what room did the dude land in? I'll check it out.
To: IT Desk 3 From: Testing Room Beta Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Weird noises The geode room. To: Testing Room Beta From: IT Desk 3 Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Weird noises GET THEM OUT OF THERE NOW.
Hey, dude, so, you’ve been looking at the crystals, poking them, exploring, having a grand ol’ time.
Sadly, there is a problem, and you need to go push the button again. I think the air quality in the room might be off or something.
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Hmm? No, I don’t know exactly what the problem is, but the IT dude just sent me an email in all-caps saying you shouldn’t stay in the room, and generally they know what they’re talking about. I suggest leaving.
I, erm, I really think you should leave. I mean, getting in there is pretty hard, what with all the crystals and everything, and if you pass out it’ll be hard getting you out.
Please push the button. Please?
You crack a smaller crystal off the wall of the geode, and stuff it into your mouth along with the gold coin.
Ok then. Good for you. It’s not rock candy or anything, it just tastes like, well, a rock.
Can you push the button now? Please?
You step on the button. Thank you.
Ding.
To: IT Desk 3 From: Testing Room Beta Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Weird noises Dude’s out of the room now. Care to explain what the hell that was all about? Já
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