“BOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSS!!!”

“What’s wrong?!”

“OK SO I FOUND THE BOOMERANG.”

“You what?”

“What happened?”

“So, we got to the door room, right? The one with all the doors? And the dude starts opening them, like, in a pattern, kinda weird like, so I started zoning out, and suddenly the dude opens a door and the freakin boomerang comes back and whacks them in the head and they’re passed out cold on the floor now, except I don’t know what’s happening because their eyes are glowing again.”

“Damn.”

“The boomerang? As in, the boomerang that vanished?”

“Yeah, the boomerang that vanished.”

“It’s back?”

“YES IT’S BACK AND IT HIT THE DUDE IN THE FACE AND NOW THEIR EYES ARE GLOWING.”

“All right. Calm down. Let’s go see.”

“I don’t know why you want to see, I explained everything perfectly!”

“Alex, come on, it’s not like the dude’s dead, right?”

“If the dude were dead, that would be less worrying.”

“I have to agree.”

“SEE?”

“Seriously, how can eyes glooo… Ok yeah, those eyes are glowing. It’s pretty creepy.”

“If I didn’t already know you played games during work hours I would be disappointed in you, Alex.”

“Oh! Sorry! But the dude was gonna try every single combination, I mean that could have taken hou- Oh hell.”

“Ohhh, that’s not good.”

“Max, have you figured out how to translate the glitches yet?”

“In fact, I have not.”

“I’m making it your top priority. Figure out what the hell this says. Figure it out now.”

“Yeah boss, right away.”

“Alex, send this to Max. Now.”

“On it.”

“You have a basic knowledge of how the system works?”

“Extremely basic, but yeah?”

“Actually, no. Send this through every translator you can find. It might be a language somewhere online.”

“Still my top priority?”

“Yes.”

“Cool. See you later.”

“I’ll leave you to it. Let me know the instant the subject wakes up, and I’ll come back.”

“Will do, boss.”