《Big Red Button.》Press number 1756-ish.
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You press the button.
Ding.
The bees are gone. Aww. I like bees…
Anyways, there’s a table again! Looks like the same table and chairs from the puzzle. But this time, instead of a puzzle, there’s food!
Looks like it’s lunchtime! What’s for lunch, you ask?
Pizza!
It’s not shown in the picture, but there’s also a two liter bottle of cold root beer on the table. No glass, though. Or plates, but whatever.
Look at all those beautiful pizz- hey wait a minute! There is a distinct lack of pineapple on those pizzas! If it were me, I would not stand for that!
...You don’t seem particularly disturbed by the lack of pineapple. You take a seat and pick up a slice.
It’s nice and hot, feels like they’re fresh out of the oven. There are a couple without cheese, if you’re vegan, and several without anything pig-based, if you’re Jewish.
Go ahead, dig in!
To: IT Desk 3, Testing Room Beta From: Big Boss Cris Subject: Re; Glitch So we’re confirming that they have broken into our system, and are attempting to communicate with the subject? To: Big Boss Chris, IT Desk 3 From: Testing Room Beta Subject: Re; Glitch Attempting, nothing. They are communicating with the subject. But only when I leave the room. To: Big Boss Chris, Testing Room Beta From: IT Desk 3 Subject: Re; Glitch Should we just have Alex never leave the room? To: IT Desk 3, Testing Room Beta From: Big Boss Chris Subject: Re; Glitch That’s not a viable option. We just need someone in the room at all times. If you have to leave, call someone else in. To: Big Boss Chris, IT Desk 3 From: Testing Room Beta Subject: Re; Glitch Ok. Will do. To: IT Desk 3, Testing Room Beta From: Big Boss Chris Subject: Re; Glitch I mean have to. I know how fond you are of your latte breaks. To: Big Boss Chris, IT Desk 3 From: Testing Room Beta Subject: Re; Glitch Oh come on, boss! I only get like two a day! To: Big Boss Chris, Testing Room Beta From: IT Desk 3 Subject: Re; Glitch You got four yesterday. To: Big Boss Chris, IT Desk 3 From: Testing Room Beta Subject: Re; Glitch Shush, Max! Actually, get in here now, just for that I’m gonna duck out while the dude is having lunch and get one. To: IT Desk 3, Testing Room Beta From: Big Boss Chris Subject: Re; Glitch Alex. No. To: Big Boss Chris, IT Desk 3 From: Testing Room Beta Subject: Re; Glitch Come on, boss! It gets boring in here! I need lattes! To: Big Boss Chris, Testing Room Beta From: IT Desk 3 Subject: Re; Glitch I’ll run get you one, if you need it that badly. To: IT Desk 3, Testing Room Beta From: Big Boss Chris Subject: Re; Glitch No, I need you to keep working on figuring out how they got in. I’ll get Alex a latte. To: Big Boss Chris, IT Desk 3 From: Testing Room Beta Subject: Re; Glitch Thanks, boss! To: Big Boss Chris, Testing Room Beta From:IT Desk 3 Subject: Re; Glitch Will do.
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You decide to stop eating, getting full. That was really good pizza.
You’re satisfied, even without pineapple on any of the pizzas. The quality of the other ingredients made up for that.
What now? Want to take a nap, or go straight through to whatever’s next?
Hmm? Bathroom? Oh, right! Ok, sure, let me just find one…
Here ya go! All set up!
DO YOU PRESS THE BUTTON? Yes No
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