《Big Red Button.》Press number 1752-ish.
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You press the button.
Ding.
The leaves are gone. This time, the walls are covered in posters.
What kind of posters, you ask?
Well, let me take a closer look, and…
Huh.
I’m not quite sure I can put that on here.
Hmmmmm give me a moment…
Ok, so this should be fine…
No, don’t think it would be...
I think just giving you this shouldn’t get me in trouble… https://9gag.com/gag/aNg2PdK
Hmm? Oh, go ahead, at this point you and what you’re doing are the least interesting things in the room.
Huh. Yeah, I’m not- I don’t think I can offer you any detailed descriptions here.
(Reads rules of the writeathon.)
Yeah, sorry dude, I can’t really describe the pictures. I mean, it’s not that they’re straight-up NSFW pictures, buuuut they aren’t exactly “family friendly” either…
Hmm? Oh, go ahead, at this point you and what you’re doing are the least interesting things in the room.
So, what we have here is a bunch of posters of…
Baby animals.
All kinds of them. Plenty of adorable pictures. https://www.boredpanda.com/cutest-baby-animals/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic
Go ahead, look around, decide which one is the cutest. Try to find a way of saving the most adorable ones forever.
Yep. They are indeed posters.
The posters have people in them. Some posters have cute animals in them.
Most of the posters aren’t exactly… umm… something I can share here.
(Looks over rules.)
Yep. Can’t go into detail here.
I’d like to completely change the subject, and mention how unfair it is that men and women have such different standards for “modesty”. Call it whatever you want. But if a picture of a guy without a shirt on is considered acceptable, why do we have to censor pictures of girls without shirts on? I mean, dude. Come on. Where’s gender equality in that, eh? This is the twenty-first century! We should be past that at this point!
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Anyways, I’m gonna just disconnect the button for a bit and go get a latte while mentally ranting about the injustices of society. Have fun.
Tíminn verður brátt... Ertu að hlusta? Halló? Halló! Hvað ertu að gera?
...Fínt, við höfum samband síðar…
Anyways, after some time has passed, and I’ve left and returned with a latte, you have finally grown bored.
Or, as bored as you can be.
Rather, I’ve grown bored.
I suggest moving on.
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