《Reincarnated into a Time-Loop Dungeon as a LVL100 Catgirl Chef!》Cycle 22 (1)
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Dear Diary,
So, a couple things have happened since my last entry. First, I discovered that I couldn’t make pizza with the things available to me. Second, I found something close enough to mint that I could make mint ice cream. Third, someone pushed the button on lvl 100 and reset the dungeon. Fourth, I got pizza added onto my menu!!! And two new flavors of ice cream: caramel and mint!!! So I can make mint milkshakes now! Woo!
And fifth, I guess, I found out that this book, being in my inventory when the cycle started, didn’t have anything erased from it. Yay!
Anyways, a new cycle mostly means one thing: a new marble racing tournament.
I have nearly two hundred new marbles to try out! Aya and Lilly both got close to four hundred marbles, while Mika and Kimi barely got three hundred between them. Apparently there was a new type of ore introduced last cycle, so they mostly took payment in that.
Well, it’ll take them a couple days to get the prelim race track set up for everyone to test our new marbles, so in the meantime I’m going to be experimenting with pizza toppings.
I only get a set list of ingredients, but in basically unlimited quantity. So I can put the burger toppings on pizza, no worries. If anyone wants onions, tomatoes, cheddar, bacon or pickles (eww) on their pizza, I can make that happen!
Conversely, if anyone wants mozzarella, ham, pineapple, pepperoni or anchovies (eww) on their burger, I can make that happen, too.
I’ll have to make a wish list of ingredients to send to the Admin. Well, I say “send”, I mean “tack on my wall near the restaurant counter for lots of people to see and wish they had”. If enough people want it, the Admin usually provides.
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Like fire swords. Fire swords weren’t a thing the first cycle, and like everyone asked for a sword that had cool flames on it when they passed lvl 50 or so. Second cycle, bam. Fire swords available at the lvl 55 Catgirl Shop.
Yeah, apparently there are ten floors dedicated to catgirls and their shops. I wish I could meet them. Sometimes I wonder if each floor has their own Dorothy, or if some floors everyone gets along well. I wonder what they do, since as amazing as marble racing is, I doubt everyone does it. I wonder if we’ll ever meet.
Probably not.
Oh well. I’m happy here. And devil you know, y’no? Best not to wonder about it too hard, in case the Admin decides to send me somewhere else and I hate it.
Oh, Kimi tried to change race when the cycle reset. It didn’t work. She’s pretty bummed about it, so I’m going to make her an ice cream cake to cheer her up.
I’d like to make a real cake, but no ingredients for it. Oh well, ice cream cakes are pretty yummy, even without any cake in it. It… it’s basically just a tub of multi flavored ice cream. With whipped cream as frosting. Not the most exciting thing, but who cares.
Oh, one bonus to being a catgirl in a dungeon is, we can’t gain weight! Nope, our weight has been predetermined, and it will stay that way if we only eat fries or if we don’t eat anything at all! It can’t possibly be a healthy mentality, but not worrying about weight at all is… nice, I guess.
Anyways, I have a full day of pizza making tomorrow, so I’d better head to sleep.
Goodnight, dungeon!
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