《Rise Of The Potato God (LitRPG)》Chapter 7.5 - Skills Are Painful (Short)
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Chapter 7.5 - Skills Are Painful (Short)
I frowned. ‘That’s not my shit.’
“Then whose shit is it?” Kearan shot back.
‘It’s not a shit!’
“It is a shit!”
‘It’s not a shit!’
“It is a shit!”
‘It’s not a shit! Look closer!’
“Why would I want to look closer at your shit?”
‘It’s not my shit!’
“Then who’s shit is it?”
‘Trust me, it’s not a shit!’
“It’s clearly a shit!”
‘It’s not a shit! It’s a seed!’
“That’s not a seed, it’s a shit!”
‘It isn’t a shit, look closer!’
Kearan tentatively picked up the seed. “It might just be a hard shit.”
Oh for fu- ‘It’s. Not. A. Shit. It’s a seed.’
“So you’re saying your shit is a seed?”
‘It’s not a shit! How many times do I have to tell you?’ I was at my wits end.
“Oh.” He said, as if only realising it now. “So it isn’t a shit, after all.”
I groaned. ‘Yeah, no shit.’
He frowned. “So it is a shit?”
‘No!’ I was practically screaming by now. ‘It’s not a shit. It’s a seed. I used a skill called ‘Germinate’.’
He nodded slowly. “Let me get this straight. You shit out seeds.”
‘No- I mean, yes, but-’ Urgh. I wanted to facepalm so bad. ‘It’s a skill.’
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