《TWIG - The System Can't Save Me, But It Can't Stop Me Either [a gamelit-portal-fantasy-poem by eric river]》Chapter 031 - I don’t think that rabbit would be too good in a stew
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CHAPTER THIRTY ONE
I don’t think that rabbit would be too good in a stew
~
“I don’t think that rabbit’s normal, but it’s not the worst
What do you think it means when the status says it’s cursed?”
Leaf looked tentatively at the rabbit which came out
It was quite far from cute and fluffy, without a doubt
“My father says that means it’s absorbed evil energy
Though information beyond that is a mystery
We should kill it quickly before it can run away
Curses are contagious and can spread far in a day”
As if right on cue, the rabbit saw them and attacked
Leaf dodged it but when he jumped he dropped the things he’d packed
Sky was still more graceful even with class update
but the rabbit’s strength was tricky to evaluate
Leaf and sky regrouped while dodging the rabbit’s attacks
“how does it move so fast despite the speed stat it lacks”
“You should know that stats improve upon your innate skill
If rabbits don’t get a head start at speed, then nothing will”
It lunged at them repeatedly, without taking a break
They’d be bitten by its massive teeth with one mistake
Leaf drew his bow quickly and let loose a straight arrow
The rabbit saw it coming and dodged it easily though
He tried again til he’d used up his arrows to the last
But though his aim was god the rabbit simply moved to fast
“aim at where it’s going to be, loose your arrows then!”
“but it keeps changing direction and I can’t predict when!”
Leaf was growing frustrated but it was too late now
They’d have to land a hit on it with their own hands somehow
The game of cat and mouse continued and then it occurred to Sky
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“Wait a minute, why am I running when I can fly”
Even though she’d lost her Priestess class in the last fight
Her title was now ‘Chaos Angel’ so she took flight
Her flight was much less graceful, for she was a ‘Berserker’
It also seemed like in the past she could think much clearer
Even while aware that she was giving into it
A feeling of excitement surfaced just a little bit
“Go stand on the other side of that ravine right there
I will try and grab it while it’s jumping through the air”
Leaf was shocked by such a restless idea from Sky
But he was getting flustered and it might be worth a try
He ran across the deep ravine and stood upon the ledge
And Sky flew out of sight beneath the other rocky edge
As she had predicted, soon the monster jumped across
And as soon as Sky grabbed it, it was the monster’s loss
Leaf cried out in worry when it tried to bite her arm
But it had been crushed before it could to the girl harm
The creature had been crushed and it was quite a gruesome scene
She dropped the bloody monster corpse down into the ravine
Leaf was shocked to see her covered in blood, head to toe
Sky was more surprised by how calm she was feeling though
Achievement: Brutality
You just bear hugged a decently strong monster to death
That beautiful massacre just took away my breath
If that’s what you’re capable at only level two
I can’t wait to see what level three will do to you
~ Name: Sky ~
Title: Chaos Angel
Class: Berserker [lv2⇨ 3]
HP
[37⇨ 38]
MANA
[73⇨ 74]
ATK
[84⇨ 89]
INT
[6⇨ 7]
DEF
[8⇨ 11]
SPD
[27⇨ 29]
Let anyone brave enough with an appraisal skill
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Look upon this Chaos Angel, born to fight and kill
Twisted by her rage and bound to a violent fate
Her appetite for violence will be hard to sate!
She read the status screens and sighed but had no time to fret
To save her friend she’d take whatever stat buffs she could get
Leaf was stunned but when she landed calmly by his side
He was sure he’d never again share a hug with sky
Achievement: Brave Bait
You stood before a vicious beast and didn’t flinch a bit
Even though you would have died if Sky didn’t ‘catch’ it
Here’s a defense buff for the next time you act as bait
For a speedster you’ll make a decent tank at this rate
~ Name: Leaf ~
Title: Hero
Class: Scout [lv6]
HP
[16]
MANA
[24]
ATK
[22]
INT
[27]
DEF
[14⇨ 15]
SPD
[65]
A speedster who just found out that his speed is not enough
Cooperating to defeat a monstrous ball of fluff
Sometimes quick decisions don’t require that fastest feet
I thought how you handled that last fight was pretty neat
“Well, I think it’s just about time we got moving then
Let’s find Twig and never speak of this moment again”
Leaf walked passed his bloody friend, his own face deathly pale
Sky just chuckled “surely you did not think I would fail?”
~
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