《First Contact》Chapter 394
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TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDS
Oh God, I want one so bad. All of me wants one! IT'S SO AMAZING!
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TELKAN FORGE WORLDS
So, a Chia-Pet is just a clay bust of P'Thok that you smear gel containing grass seeds on and it grows green grass like hair?
But that's stupid, P'Thok didn't have hair...
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TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDS
YOU SHUT UP!
DAMMIT! WE'RE RUBBING OUR CREDIT CARDS ON THE SCREEN AND NOTHING IS HAPPENING!
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AKLTAK SOARING WORLDS
Does he get like this every time he sees these commercials?
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ALL> YES!
ALL> Laughs
PUBVIAN DOMINION
Wow.
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MANTID FREE WORLDS
What?
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PUBVIAN DOMINION
So, like a half hour ago I sent people to check out the BobCo facility.
Apparently it's operational.
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BIOLOGICAL ARTIFICIAL SENTIENCE SYSTEMS
What?
It's what?
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PUBVIAN DOMINION
Apparently it's up and running, producing toys right now.
The four LawSec and two government officials received gifts that they're blasting all over social media right now.
The Treana'ad ambassador who arrived last week was just gifted a "Genuine BobCo Autonomous Animatronic Moomoo" by the BobCo AI. Not a digital sentience, an actual AI. The Ambassador is taking vids of him petting his Moomoo and having it do tricks. He's lording it over every other Treana'ad in existence by posting it to the Smokey Cone diplomatic site.
The Treana'ad Matron in charge of the diplomatic team received a P'Thok ChiaPet, a fishtank full of Genuine Sea Monkeys, a Robotic Nanite Circus of Wonders, two minature RealMoomoos, and a Genuine BobCo HoloHat.
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She's currently talking to the hive matrons on Smokey Cone wearing the Holohat and petting her minature moomoos on the video conference to the other matrons.
I think one is frothing at the mouth in envy.
I better get a hand on this before there's a riot.
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TREANA'AD> SCREAMS IN FRUSTRATION
HAMAROOSA PINCHING CHAIN LETTER
Is he going to be like this every commercial?
He's not going to have a stroke, is he?
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DIGITAL ARTIFICIAL SENTIENCE SYSTEMS
Wait, the BobCo AI is online?
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TNVARU GRIPPING HANDS
I thought AI was a racial slur?
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DIGITAL ARTIFICIAL SENTIENCE SYSTEMS
It is. But the BobCo AI is... well... let's just say it's unique.
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MANTID FREE WORLDS
And homicidal.
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DIGITAL ARTIFICIAL SENTIENCE SYSTEMS
Oh yes. Definitely homicidal.
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TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDS
OH MY GOD THE BOBCO SOLNET STOREFRONT WORKS!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
asdfasdfasdf7as9df79aspdufhasdkjfn nkjq234q8fa9sdfYAU(*&*&S^D*D&FYkaujshdjfahas
>USER TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDS HAS LEFT THE CHAT (SQUEE OUT OF RANGE)
CYBERNETIC ORGANISM COOPERATIVE
AHAHAHAHAHHA!
He crashed his interface.
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LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL
Wait, if it's homicidal, why isn't anyone worried?
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MANTID FREE WORLDS
Because technically it isn't an AI or a Digital Sentience or even a digitized Terran.
It's this weird blending of the two.
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CLONE WORLDS CONSORTIUM
Because Bob "Caveman" Johnson was a complete psycho.
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MANTID FREE WORLDS
Technically, he wasn't a psychopath. He was just... over-imaginative with a lack of ethics and morals in some specific areas.
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CLONE WORLDS CONSORTIUM
Like combining Mantid and Terran DNA to create mantis-men supersoldiers to guard his toy shipments?
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MANTID FREE WORLDS
Yeah, like that.
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TNVARU GRIPPING HANDS
That seems... psychotic.
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LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL
He's been gone for a while. Is he going to be OK?
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RIGELLIAN SAURIAN COMPACT
He's a little busy. The BobCo SolNet "Always Online" store is so overloaded it's actually reverted to a 2.5D storefront with limited interaction.
AHA!
They DO still sell Fantabulosa Pond Paddling No-Windup Squeaky Ducklings that sing over 100 duckling songs.
OUT OF STOCK!
Dammit, there was 1.2 million left when I read that out loud, now it's "Temporarily Out of Stock".
Oh, hey, I get a free sixty four ounce container of BobCo Muscle-Max Ultra Sick Gains Powder for my trouble.
Score!
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TELKAN FORGE WORLDS
About that AI...
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MANTID FREE WORLDS
It's complicated. It's a cross between programmed AI, one of the first baked hash shredded rainbow salted table genesis systems, and a neural recording of Bob Johnson himself all mushed together.
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PUBVIAN DOMINION
And just as crazy as the original Bob Johnson.
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MANTID FREE WORLDS
How can you tell? He's a human. They're all crazy.
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RRA S
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ROONALT N'KGEST
0773H??
-WOL-S-NOFOL-GNIT----
MANTID FREE WORLDS
Everyone settle down! We've got a new one.
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>TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDS (IT'S A BOBCO CHRISTMAS!) has logged on
MANTID FREE WORLDS
Come over here, sweety. Let big sister help you sort it out.
You can watch Tri-Vid with the rest of us.
N'KAROO MIND DATALINK GESTALT I/O SYSTEM BOOTSTRAP
um ok
///END OUTPUT AWAITING INPUT
we now return to How P'Thok Totally On Purpose and Not At All Accidentally Saved Christmas.
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