《Everybody Loves Large Chests》Not a chapter - Season's Greetings
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Hey, author here. Thought I’d have the voices in my head cast of Everybody Loves Large Chests join me in wishing everyone a happy new year, so I asked many of them to write a few words!
Hello, delicious morsel. Would you like your new year to be tasty and/or shiny? If so, feel free to jump into my mouth. It’s a magical portal to a happy place, I promise.
-Boxxy T. Morningwood
I like to think the new year replaces the old one by whipping it until it passes out. I know it’s not like that, I just like to think about it.
-Master’s Best Snack
You go out there and you punch that new year in the face! Teach the motherfucker who’s boss from the get go!
-Koralenteprix Khusuuszun Caonthioxxaa
Tktktktkt… I hope your next year has exactly as many stabbings in it as you want it to have.
-Drea
If you know what’s good for you, you’ll keep a close eye on me in the coming year.
-Fizzy
Happy new year everyone! Lots of happiness and success!
-Plus
Great, another shitty year of playing backup dancer to a fucking box.
-Minus
A singular year is meaningless in the ceaseless march of time.
-Null
A few words.
-Jen
Good fortune to all, and to all a good year.
-Ambrosia
What do you mean a new year? Is the old one, like, broken or something?
-Lavender
Happy new year, and stay safe out there!
-Keira
I wish everyone out there much love and happiness in the coming year.
-Rowana
Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip!
-Minic
Snek. Sneksnek, snkekek. Snek.
-Snek
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-Sandman Assassinations Inc.
Feeling lonely on this New Year’s Eve? Come to Bitterhold, and you’ll never be lonely again!
-The Slimetatorship of Stain
Here’s hoping this year’s office party will be a bit more lively.
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-Carl
NAGNAMOR WILL CRUSH YOUR PUNY CELEBRATIONS INTO DUST! NOT EVEN ASHES WILL REMAIN OF YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS!
-OVERLORD NAGNAMOR OF THE FLAMING LEGION
Like, have a great year, everyone! Remember to vote for me in the next popularity contest!
-Ultra💗Magical⭐Princess👑Lulu🕷️
This next year shall fall within predicted parameters.
-Overlord Weaxohn the All-Knowing
What do you mean ‘a few words?’ I haven’t even gotten a single line so far! Like, at all! … Ugh, fine! I hope you pathetic losers die while fellating a flamingo or something for all I fucking care! Also, Naggy-Pants is such a giant pussy he gives my own a run for its money!
-Overlord Shridiaphrial the Queen Bitch
Well, I know someone who’s not getting a raise next year. Well, it’s not like I pay them or anything, but still. Anyway, have a good one, folks, and may you have lots of surprises!
-Larry, the God of Happenstance
Happy new year, mortals! And remember - if you’re not having fun, you’re probably not doing it right.
-Solus, God of Life and Light
May all your hopes and dreams bear fruit in this coming year.
-Nyrie, Goddess of Nature and Fertility
This year, you will strive to be better than you were the year before. You owe it to yourself.
-Axel, God of War and Combat
Everything is possible if you put the effort in.
-Goroth, God of Artisans and Artists
I hope you get the chance to visit all those lovely places you couldn’t go to last year.
-Zephyra, Goddess of Rain and Travel
This next year will be one to remember, I’m sure of it!
-Lunar, Goddess of Magic and Learning
Don’t forget to pay your taxes.
-Mortimer, God of Death and Commerce
I hope those of you who are lost will find yourselves in the coming year.
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-Teresa, Goddess of Truth and Justice
Uh… Grab the new year by the balls and… make lemonade from them? Was that how that saying went? Eh, close enough.
-Robin
I hope everyone has an orgasmically fantastic new year!
-Hugs and kisses, Madeline
Be excellent to one another, and good things will come.
-Lydia
This year as well, let’s each of us strive to do what’s right.
-Sigmund Law, Hero of the Hammer
Gux wishes to declare this the Year of the Worm. Gux is not sure why he wishes this, but he does.
-Gux, Hero of Rain
I wish all of you an orc-free year.
-Hesk, former Hero of the Sword
Be careful when visiting relatives for the holidays. Accidents happen, and all that.
-Kaede, Hero of Death
This year is gonna be a good one! I feel it in my bones!
-Orrin, Hero of the Sun
Here’s hoping we all learn something new this year. For me, it’ll be whether Sigmund rips my balls off when he finds out I got all three of his girls pregnant, haha!
-Nao, Hero of Magic
It’s actually a serious concern that keeps him up at night. So yeah, look before you leap, is all I’m saying.
-Kuro
This is bullshit.
-Edward Allen, former Spymaster of the Lodrak Empire
What he said.
-Aleister, former Blight Lord of Velos
Ditto.
-Eren, Old God of Destruction
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8 102Metal Lich isekai to another world
Metal Lich or as his teammates renamed him: Kenishi Well, he was tricked and trapped in the World of Misleplick a God from another world. But for things of destiny Misleplick was convinced by his wife the goddess Paulina, to make Kenishi a hero in her world, thereby transferring him to her world. But for some absurd reason, on the way Metal Lich ended up, in the spiritual world the world in which they decide if you reincarnate in other world, or go to hell, where he was given the opportunity to be transported to a world of magic and swords where he must defeat the Demon King, with the help of a woman who is supposed to be a goddess.
8 116The Immortals of Pandora
Richard was a humble man from a good background that put him above majority of the people around him. He was in his thirties and married to a lovely woman that brought him joy. He had gone through difficulties and conquered them all to walk a path of success. Only success of greater proportions could be seen in his future and his child would be born in a perfect family. But, reality could be cruel mistress. Richard got into an accident and died a painful death. His death was not the end of his ordeal and Richard found himself in a new world, and with a new family. The new world was still in the medieval ages but it was not normal. Magic and monsters were normal, and people could become stronger with magical energy. Armed with the new power, Richard decided to grow strong enough to return back home to his family. Starting from a low point, Richard was put into a journey of epic proportions that required compromise and effort beyond what he had ever imagined. It was a world where immortals roamed and each path towards the top was filled with the stench of death. Mixture of Greek, Egyptian, Chinese, Japanese and Lovercraft.
8 69Draconic Transcendence: Cinders and Ashes
In the world of Aesir, there lies magic and beasts, gods and heroes. A world amongst many. In a particular era of prosperity, there lies the Apollyn Empire, a large Empire stretching across most of the western continent, and the most powerful nation in the world. It is during an age where Humanity turns away from the Gods, turning from Faith to Science. From this viewpoint, magitech exists, miraculous inventions that make life easier than before. But the world is vast, and filled with myths. Legends point to a select few individuals, who throughout history are born from magic alone, and gifted with immense power. All are destined for tragedy, however, and to wreak chaos. With power surpassing that of the Gods and Dragons, it is they who have been behind nearly all the major calamities of the world; these are beings known as "Harbingers". In the slums of Harlup, Capital of Apollyn, a young girl is found in the ashes of a burnt building, and adopted by a homeless woman searching for something of value. Raised from the ground up, and evemtually finding her way to the Gran Sars, an organization of magicians dedicated to war magic, she will rise through the ranks with her partner, and eventually discover that she too, is destined for tragedy. Her path forced by the Gods, she must fight to save the ones she loves, and at the same time face her destiny, and surpass it. Because if she does not, the world will burn, and all she knows and loves will crumble to cinders and ashes.
8 166Future untold
Nora has always bent the truth to get her way or to complete a mission, but this lie could ultimately erase Carry from existence.-Artwork custom made by me.-#1's dcuniversecaitlinsnowDcuoFlashfrost#2'sBarryAllenSnowbarry#3'sArrowverse
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