《Mob without system in Naruto world 》Chapter 25: Eiji vs Apple-Juice-Lover
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Eiji was walking from the academy with Tenten again, but they weren't alone.
"Hey boss, I hope you had a good day at the academy."
"..."
"Why is this little boy following you, Eiji?"
"Because he has not only an egghead but also an egg instead of a brain!"
"I know most bosses use a condescending tone to their subordinates, but I already support you wholeheartedly even without you showing your dominance. Anyway boss, I think now it's time to think of a name for our gang."
"Listen here you little shit! I have better things to do than to play gang with you! So if you understand then scram!"
"Listen-here-you-little-shit Gang is a great name boss!"
"ARGGHHH I'M GONNA LOSE MY MIND WITH THIS LITTLE SHIT!!!"
Not for away a member of the Super-Duper-Apple-Farm Gang was watching them.
"So this is the Eiji kid? I need to report that I found him..."
Like usually Eiji and Tenten headed to the park for training after school, while Tenjo followed them for some reason.
But the whole of the Super-Duper-Farm Gang gathered together and encircled them on their way.
Apple-Juice Lover, one of Konoha's Four Heavenly Kings, stepped forward.
All his clothes were completely green and his hair had the form of an apple.
"What the hell, another freak? Don't you have better things to do than to suddenly jump out and block my way?"
"Boss, be careful. That's one of the Four Heavenly Kings..."
"This egg kid got it right. I'm one of the Four Heavenly Kings - Apple-Juice Lover. I heard you defeated a gang that was under my protection. So I will need to break your knee to make sure, that no one in the future gets the idea to go against me or a gang under me again..."
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"You know, if you want to play gang you should get a better name..."
"Eiji, do you want me to help you?"
"No, if you get involved, then those freaks will keep appearing out of nowhere and bug you."
"This kid is really full of himself to call one of Konoha's strongest gangs freaks...get him!"
...
After a few seconds, they were all laying on the ground.
Only Apple-Juice Lover could stand up with some difficulties.
"Huff, huff...impressive...you are really strong...if it would be not too long ago, you would be stronger than me. But now I have a technique I developed to defeat the other Heavenly Kings! But looks like I will need to use it on you...here I come: APPLE JUICE TORNADO!"
He pulled two bottles of apple juice out and used a rubber band to fix them on his shoes.
Then he started to lay on his back and started to spin towards Eiji.
Tenjo: "A truly fearsome technique. It combines offense and defense in one. The thrown apple juice not only reduces the vision of the opponent, but it also makes the spin speed faster when he rolls through the wet ground. It is really a technique befitting of one of the Four Heavenly Kings..."
"...I really lose brain-cells interacting with those retards..."
When Apple-Juice Lover was right in front of Eiji, Eiji hit him with his sheathed sword on the head.
Apple-Juice lover was instantly knocked out and was laying in a weird pose in a pool of apple juice.
"..." - Eiji
"..." - Tenten
"That was great boss! I always believed in you!"
After some time Apple-Juice Lover woke up.
"Boss, you are finally awake!"
"Hey, where am I? What happened?"
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"Boss, we were all knocked out by this Eiji kid..."
Apple-Juice Lover regained his memories after hearing that.
"HAHAHAHA, this is truly interesting. He defeated me, one of the Four Heavenly Kings. Let's see if he can defeat the other ones...Booger King can use shinobi stuff, while Dirty Baddie uses underhanded techniques to win. And the Empress...I really hope he never meats her or else his life is over. Still, I will cheer for him, even if his chances are nearly zero HAHAHAHA - Hey someone of you idiots, go buy me some apple juice!"
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So only between 4 and 7 more chapters to go, before the academy arc finishes and the "real" story starts.
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