《My Passive Skills are Invincible!》Chapter 174: The Human Statue in the Centaur Tribe
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"What did you say?!"
Mike was completely stunned.
He had never thought that this was how someone would be addressed at their first meeting.
Lord F*ck?
Are you f*cking kidding me?
The two Centaurs saw a trace of anger on Mike's face, but they did not seem to realize that there was something wrong with what they said.
They even asked again.
"I'm sorry, maybe we mistook you for someone else. After all, this is really unbelievable..."
"But, are you really not Lord F*ck?"
Mike was now certain.
The two Centaurs were not insulting him but were really asking this question.
The F*ck they mentioned seemed to be a person's name.
As for how Mike had confirmed it, the reason was actually very simple.
Because the expressions of the two Centaurs were really too sincere.
So sincere that not a single hint of malice could be felt.
Mike sighed helplessly and said,
"You might have mistaken me for someone else. I'm not the person you're talking about... Lord F*ck."
Hearing such an answer, the two Centaurs' faces clearly showed disappointment.
Then, the two looked at each other and sighed in relief.
"I told you, how could he be Lord F*ck?"
"Exactly, how could the legendary Lord F*ck appear here?"
Hearing this, Mike could not help but be curious.
Who was the Lord F*ck they were talking about?
At this time, Sabrina had also walked over. She carefully maintained a certain distance and took the initiative to speak.
"Hello, both of you. I mean you no harm."
Hearing this, the two Centaurs remembered that there was an extremely vicious Elven woman behind them.
"Oh my god, this Elf is following us!"
"Run!"
With that, they planned to continue running.
Mike quickly stopped them, trying to persuade them to calm down.
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However, the two Centaurs did not listen at all.
Their ancestral teachings clearly stated that they must immediately run away when they saw the Elves. They were the most evil creatures in the world!
Looking at the two Centaurs running away again, Mike sighed helplessly and shouted,
"I admit it, I am the Lord F*ck that you are talking about!"
Hearing this, the two Centaurs turned their heads at the same time and looked at Mike in surprise.
"Great, he is indeed Lord F*ck!"
"I didn't expect us to actually meet the legendary Lord F*ck!"
The two Centaurs seemed to be a little naive and their faces were full of excitement.
Sabrina, the Elven Queen, looked at Mike with a confused and strange expression.
She heard what Mike said.
Lord F*ck?
Who was this human adventurer?
Why did he have such a strange and disgusting title?
Mike did not want to explain it.
He did not want the two Centaurs, who were returning, to hear him say things like, "That was all a lie, please forget it" to prevent them from running away again.
The two Centaurs walked briskly in front of Mike.
They were in an awkward situation.
They were excited to see "Lord F*ck" and wary of Sabrina.
In short, they were a little uneasy.
Mike looked at the two Centaurs and asked,
"Can you take us to your tribe?"
He was very direct because he did not want to waste any more time. If he continued, the sky would turn dark.
When the two Centaurs heard this request, they did not immediately agree. Instead, they discussed it with each other.
"This... are we going to bring that Elven woman to the tribe?"
"I don't think so."
"But Lord F*ck said so..."
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"Yeah, since Lord F*ck said so, there's nothing we can do about it."
"Since that's the case, let's bring them there."
"Alright, that's the only way."
Hearing this discussion, Sabrina's gaze toward Mike became stranger.
This human adventurer actually called himself Lord F*ck, which was already very strange.
Moreover, these two Centaurs actually listened to him because of this "Lord F*ck" title, which was even more strange!
She knew very well why these two Centaurs would immediately run away when they saw her.
Obviously, what she did to the Centaurs 200 years ago had been passed down for generations.
Even if they did not know that this Elven woman in front of them was the one who almost exterminated their Centaurs back then, they still had a strong sense of wariness towards the Elves.
This was not surprising to Sabrina.
If it was her Elf tribe that had experienced such a thing, she would definitely put it in her ancestral teachings, making all Elves wary of their enemies for generations.
However, even under such circumstances, they were still willing to bring Sabrina to the Centaur tribe.
The reason for such an incident, which was an incomprehensible reason, was actually because of "Lord F*ck".
How could this not be surprising?
Mike clearly saw through Sabrina's thoughts, and he understood them very well.
Because he himself also found this very strange.
However, now he only wanted to hurry to the Centaur tribe, so he would not say anything more.
After the two Centaurs finished discussing, they inquired about Mike and Sabrina's relationship.
After knowing that they were companions, the two Centaurs were relieved and agreed to bring Mike and Sabrina to the tribe.
The tribe was not far from here, but it was hidden enough.
They settled the tribe in a dense forest in Keshar Basin.
Keshar Basin was a no-man's land. There were no living creatures in Second World that lived here.
There were no NPCs, no monsters, and the geographical environment was very remote. It was not suitable for building cities.
That was why the Centaurs had never been discovered.
When they saw the small village hidden in the dense forest, Mike had a puzzled look on his face.
That was because he saw a stone statue.
Originally, it was normal to see a statue in some villages. After all, every tribe had a hero, so it was reasonable to commemorate a hero with a statue.
Though the problem was that this statue was not a Centaur, a human!
The Centaur tribe worshipped a human statue.
Was there anything weirder than this?
If there was, it must be that...
This statue looked exactly like Mike!
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