Title: The Five Minute War...

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Yami looks at Orochimaru, who just smirks at Yami and… pulls off his skin, who looked like it was Rasa but Orochimaru's face came from under the skin.

"Aren't you perfect like always Yami… never making even the smallest mistakes." Says Orochimaru, as his long tongue moves around his face.

Yami on the other hand just stays sitting down and doesn't get up at all even though Orochimaru does so. Orochimaru takes off his Kazekage outfit.

That just earns a bored side glance from Yami as he is just lying back on his seat. He then looks forward as he sees sound and sand ninja start fighting Konoha ninja.

"Hehehe, Yami, I know that no matter how relaxed you act. You are shocked by this." Says Orochimaru. "You don't need to hide it."

Yami on the other hand just sighs, even as the Sound Four come and form the barrier all around him. To stop him from escaping and stop people from interfering in the battle. 

Yami still has a bored look on his face. Even as Orochimaru does some handsigns and a crazy smile appears on his face. 

<Summoning: Edo Tensei>

Slowly, the three coffins are summoned. 

"Let's see if the rumors of you being the best Hokage is true." Says Orochimaru as the three coffins opened. Revealing the 1st, 2nd and… 3rd Hokage.

Yami just looks at this.

"So you killed Hiruzen huh… you probably did it by using poison. You are too weak to kill him quietly otherwise." States Yami, already knowing the truth and that Kabuto actually poisoned Hiruzen. 

As the Hokage open their eyes, Hashirama and Tobirama look confused while Hiruzen looks at this gravely.

"You were poisoned by Orochimaru old man." Says Yami to Hiruzen, who nods at this, on his face is a calm look. Most likely an Edo Tensei side effect.

Hashirama looks at Yami and when he sees his uniform, he says. "Oh so you must be the current Hokage."

Yami just nods, turning towards Hashirama. "You are quite powerful 1st Hokage. But it seems like your current form is too far away from your peak. You can't even seem to be in control of your own body."

"Yes." Says Hashirama as his hands clasped together. 

<Wood Style: Deep Forest Emergence>

Yami then says. "That's a shame then. Because in your current forms…"

*Fwosh*

In a dark flash…

*BAAM*  *BAAM* *BAAM* 

The upper bodies of the three previous Hokage are obliterated in a split second. Orochimaru doesn't even have time to react as Yami grabs him by the throat. 

*crack*

Breaking it immediately with no difficulty. But out of Orochimaru's mouth a white snake jumps towards Yami's face. 

*fwosh*

But Yami easily catches the snake and gives it and gives it a powerful squeeze.

Pop!

Popping the snake like a balloon, killing it.

Yami looks at his uniform and sees a couple of pieces of blood at the bottom of it. He just takes them off, and under it is a dark version of the Jonin uniform. 

The sound four who are holding the purple barrier look at Yami. They are absolutely terrified of him, Yami just looks at them. "I think that you should give up."

They look at Orochimaru's body once more and they dispel the barrier. He just smiles at them.

Fwish!

And decapitates them in a split second. 

That is when the Anbu arrive on the roof, but when they see Orochimaru's dead body and everyone else's they are a little surprised.

Yami just looks at them. "You guys are too slow. I already took care of the enemy." 

Yami then looks at the Konoha below him fighting. "Go and look around, Orochimaru planned to use a chemical poison to kill all of Konoha. So go and see if it was activated."

The ninja immediately go away. And it is true Orochimaru did do that, his plan was to threaten Yami and all that.

Suddenly next to him another person in anbu mask appears next to Yami, but unlike the other anbu he has a dark cloak around him. "What are your orders Yami -sama."

Yami just says calmly. "Orochimaru isn't dead yet, keep spying on him. Also try and convince Sasuke to run away from Konoha just like Orochimaru planned."

The figure nods and disappears like the wind. 

Fwosh!

Yami disappears again in a dark flash, and before the people can react. He kills the sound ninja by frying their brains with the lightning surrounding his body. But the Sand Ninja, he just incapacitates them.

And in under five minutes the battle was over. 

That is until a giant sand racon appears in the outskirts of Konoha. But even then…

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Yoruichi looks at the beast in front of her. 

The giant tanuki looks at her. "So you are Yami's daughter huh…"

Yoruichi doesn't answer at all. She just appears above the beast's head where Gaara was sleeping. 

"No time to be sleeping, little brat." Says Yoruichi as she just uses a little lightning chakra..

*bzzt*

Shocking Gaara awake and the sand dispelling. Yoruichi grabs Gaara in a princess carry and..

*fwosh*

Jumps off the sand. Gaara just looks at her strangely, his eyes are full of conflicting emotions. In the end he can only ask. "W -Why?"

"Hm!" Yoruichi looks at Gaara, she then makes an annoyed face and says. "Shut up kid, be glad I saved you. As the victim you don't have a say in it when I rescue you."

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And just like that, the Five Minute War was concluded… in the end, Orochimaru was used as the scapegoat of the whole thing was solved by Konoha and Suna having an arranged marriage between the Kages families. The marriage was between Temari of the Sand and Kiba Inuzuka. 

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The funeral for the 3rd Hokage was held. Even Jiraiya returned back, he was sad at the outcome of it, a lot of Konoha's citizens are mourning during this period.

And during the funeral, Yami gets close to Jiraiya and says. "I think that you should train Naruto. Now that Hiruzen is gone, the little super secret boy band that you made to stop my power from growing will fall over now that Hiruzen is gone."

Jiraiya's eyes widen in shock at this as he looks at Yami. Who just shrugs. "You thought I didn't know? This is my village, I know everything that goes on inside."

Jiraiya wants to ask Yami if he had any involvement with Hiruzen's death, but he stops himself. He knows how  dangerous Yami can be, he has already lost a finger.

As Jiraiya starts walking away Yami says to him. "Oh! By the way, I suggest that you finish training Naruto quickly. After all you did conspire against the Hokage and I would usually execute you for that… but I think that you would be more useful in a suicide mission. Give your life for Konoha, and if you survive, your sins will be forgotten."

Jiraiya winces a little at this but in the end he just nods. Yami smiles and waves at him. "Bye~ Bye~"

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-Yami POV-

One month after that day and here I am in my office, trying to whistle the game of thrones tune, and that is when Naruto barges in my office.

"We need to save Sasuke!"

I just look at him. "Get in line and come back later. Other people need to be saved too."

I casually dismiss him. But I see that Naruo gets angry and screams. "Listen here Yami! WE NEED TO GO AND SAVE SASUKE!"

When he talks to me that way I stop playing around and release a little bit of killing intent. "I think that you should be careful about the way that you talk to your Hokage, Naruto."

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AUTHOR NOTE:

Yep... this story is almost over now...😭😭😭... like one chapter away from over... (on Patreòn)