Title: Shiro's Strip Club...

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The next day that is when the new batch of Genin graduate. Classroom A was filled to the max. Everyone was sitting down and waiting for Iruka to arrive, there was one in here who was nervous in this room instead of being excited. It is Kiba Inuzuka, he has a nervousness in his heart.

His whole life he has been compared with his father or his sisters. His father is the legendary Yami Inzuka, some consider him the strongest ninja Konoha has ever produced. Though some fans of the other Hokage argue that. But still, everyone knows him as only the Hokage's son. 

His sisters were talented and graduated at the top of their class, but he was almost the last of his class. 

Kiba clenches his hand into a fist. 'I will make father proud. Once I become a Genin I will show him that I am worthy of being his son.'

Suddenly he is brought off his stupor when he hears Iruka call out. "Team 8 will be Kiba Inuzuka, Hinata Hyuga and Shino Aburame. You Jonin Teacher will be Kurenai Yuhi."

Immediately Kiba is happy at being in the same team as his crush but when he is also put with the Shino, someone who plays with bugs and…

'Ugh… it will Kurenai -neechan too. She will try and talk to me about dad… that will be annoying.' Complains Kiba.

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On the other hand, Yami who is currently inside his office is just drawing something when Yoruichi comes in from the window. 

"Yo! Dad today we will throw a party for Kiba's team assignment." She notices that her father is doing something and she gets curious. She gets close and sees what her father is drawing. "What is that?"

Yami stops and looks at Yoruichi with a smile on his face. "This is my new creation. I call it a manga."

"Manga?" Says Yoruichi, trying to say the weird saying word. 'Dad has way too much free time on his hands.'

In the end she just shrugs. "Anyway dad, what do you plan to get Kiba."

Yami stops drawing and looks at Yoruichi. "Hmmm… when you graduated I created an S Rank Technique just for you <The Lightning Furry Armor>.."

When Yoruichi hears the name, she cringes a little. "Dad! Don't call it like that… I told you, the name is <Lightning Goddess Mode>."

Yami looks at Yoruichi with a calm look. "I created it… I name it. Plus the lightning takes the form of cat tails and cat ears, that is why I call it Furry Armor. I mean it is logical."

"No, it sounds weird and lame." Whines Yoruichi. 

Yami just shrugs as if he doesn't care about it. "Well, you can call it whatever you want but it is registered as Lightning Furry Armor."

Yoruichi pouts. "C'mon dad, I never ask for anything so please just do this for me. I don't wanna go down in history books as the S Rank ninja who used something like Furry Armor."

*sigh* "It took quite some time to think of this name. I put real work into this technique and I don't even get to name it. Sure… whatever… I will change the official name." Says Yami, a little saddened on the outside. But on the inside, he doesn't plan to change the official name at all. This will be his little joke on Yoruichi. "But Yoruichi… Kiba won't be able to use an S Rank technique. So what do you think I should give him."

Yoruichi thinks for a little. "Uhhh.. Kiba is kinda weak in the chakra category. Maybe something that will help him in a critical situation."

Yami nods at this, he thinks of the thousands of the possible techniques that could be useful to Kiba. He closes his eyes and thinks… using his vast knowledge of jutsu and his physical brain who now is like a supercomputer. A second later Yami opens his eyes and looks at Yoruichi. "I have just the technique for him. It will be perfect for him."

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One month passes and so Team 7 is just going toward another location to do a D Rank mission. Kakshi is just walking with one hand in his pocket. While Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke were talking about something. 

"So Kakashi-sensei, will this mission be at least interesting or will it be just another fence painting mission." Asks Naruto, sighing out loudly in boredom.

Kakashi stops for a second. He then looks at them, putting his book down. "Well, this… person is associated with the 5th Hokage. Back in the day they used to be as close as brothers and people say that he has saved the Hokage's life on multiple occasions."

That immediately gets their attention, even Sasuke seems interested in this. He knows that Yami is regarded as the greatest Hokage. Even back in the  Academy there are countless books on Yami and his early life. 

Kakashi takes the lead, mentioning them to follow him as he walks into an alley.

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Ten minutes later and they arrive at… a surprisingly luxurious strip club. Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura give Kakshi a nasty side glance. 

Naruto is the one to address the elephant in the situation. "Kakashi -sensei, you didn't bring here just so you can go and mess around did you?"

Kakashi just sighs at this. "You kids are really newbies." 

He then points toward the sign in front of the Strip Club, it reads Shiro's Strip Club.

"This is the best strip club in Konoha and… also the leader is the best informant in Konoha." Says Kakashi, surprising his students. Making them think that they truly shouldn't judge a book by its cover.

As they walk inside they see two chunin ninja acting as guards. When they see Kakashi they immediately let him through asking no questions.

As soon as they enter the loud music beats on their ears and the strange sights shock the Genin. They see females with cat ears and tails, then there are muscular women wearing tight leather suits and one of them looks at Sasuke while licking her lips. When Sasuke notices this he feels a chill go down his spine.

Suddenly a cat girl waitress wearing a skimpy bikini comes over with a couple of drinks comes in front of them and asks. "Oh hey there ~nya. Business or pleasure nya~"

Kakashi has a blush on his face looking at the breasts of the cat girls. Until Naruto wakes him up by scolding. "Hey! Pervy Sensei, stop acting so shameless."

Kakashi finally comes of his trace and says. "O- Oh! Yeah, I mean Business is my pleasure."

The cat girl's smile doesn't move an inch from her face but she still mentions towards a hallway outside of the public. "This way please ~nya."

Kakashi and the rest of team 7 follow the cat girl. 

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As they walk away from the loud music, the cat girl leads them to a private booth where the music isn't so loud.

That is when the cat girl says. "By the way, master Shiro is busy at the moment. Don't worry in a couple of minutes he should be gone. Can I get you anything during that time… ~nya."

"Can you get us some chicken fingers and KFC." Asks Kakashi, Sasuke, Naruto and Sakura immediately look at him with a strange look on their faces.

Kakashi sees this, but he just shrugs and says. "Hey! It's good food. You will be surprised how good they make it."

Then he turns towards the waitress and pulls something out of his pocket. "I have a regular customer card, does that extend to friends and family too?"

The can girl just looks at the card for a split second before she nods.  "Of course ~nya."

And then she walks off closing the door. Kakashi pulls out his book again and starts reading it. Not paying attention to the looks his Genin sent him.

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It doesn't take long for the food to come, only Kakashi was eating… and his students didn't touch the food made in the Strip Club. Kakshi was eating it, but it seems like as his students tried to get a look at his face. They couldn't see anything… every time, for a split second they looked away and he had already eaten it all.

Suddenly the door opens, they look towards the door and see a… dog? It looked more like a short human covered in furr, while walking on two legs, it also had a dog's head.

This is Shiro, the owner of the stip club. But strangely he has a dangerous presence about him, Sasuke is the first one to be affected by it. Kakshi didn't care and Naruto nor Sakura were skilled enough to notice the dangerous presence the weird looking dog released. 

Shiro just casuall closed the door behind him and he waves at them. "Yo! Sh*tty humans."

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