Title: Canon...

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When she asks me who my new wife will be. I just smile at her. "Well, she is currently a runaway working as an actress. She is the rightful ruler of the Land of Snow."

Yoruichi laughs out loudly at this. "Hahaha… dad, you really make it sound like some type of fairytale, so will you be her knight in shining armor?"

I just laugh at her joke and insinuation. She knows that I manipulate people, she does it too. Out of all of my children, Hachi, Hana, Kiba and Nari… none of them really act like me. Even Nari, who seems like a planner, doesn't have my coldness… but Yoruichi, she is like a mini me running around. And I know best how to manipulate me. I can be easily manipulated from birth, just like I developed feelings for my first family (and hold them to this day) Yoruichi also has the same feelings about me. The world could turn to ashes and she wouldn't care are long as me and the rest of her siblings were okay.

Though she doesn't have my greed. Which is… okay… but after a couple of decades I will leave everything to her as I will try to figure out how to get out of this world. I have already learned tens of thousands of jutsu from all over the world. I have no need for the ninja world anymore. So it… should just go away… as soon as I get the most benefits out of it of course.

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Me and Yoruichi talk about an hour, and her clone even brings us some vanilla ice cream. After eating the ice cream she goes away and as she walks away I look at her back… 

She has gotten stronger, once she masters the technique I especially made for her. She will reach S Rank…

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Two days later Guy comes in with his team looking for a C Rank mission. I of course oblige.

I also notice the admiring look on his face that Neji has while looking at me. Well he still has his father and there isn't really any distinction between the Branch and Main family, they all have an invisible seal on them that I created. It will seal the Byakugan of the user when he dies.

Anyway, I have been observing him a lot. Due to him being a change in the Canon story. But everything has been within expectations. Canon has definitely changed and I can easily accept that. Especially now that my spy network spans all over the world. I literally know everything that EVERYONE does. With the help of thousands of my shadow clones and the mosquitoes/ flies I have worked a type of minor surface omnipresence. Knowing everything that everyone does, though my brain usually exploded in the beginning. But as I have already immortalized my mind it doesn't matter as it heals back and I suck the information out of it.

*sigh* I also have my eyes on Obito and what he has been to. I have to say though, Obito really isn't as smart as he acts like. He is just following Madara's already pre prepared plans and following them religiously as he should. Surprisingly getting access to the plans wasn't hard, I just stealthily mind r*ped a White Zetsu underground and looked if there was anything that I didn't know about. 

There was a little bit I didn't know, and that wasn't shown in the anime or something that I didn't already know from my spy network. But really though… I know that White Zetsu acts like a good spy network and Madara had confidence in him… well look where letting his guard down and allowing a being like White Zetsu get information like that. 

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-General POV-

So like this one year passed, Konoha had already reached its peak for growth at its current time, skyscrapers are all over the village. It looks more like a modern city than a ninja village. The other Hidden Villages haven't been able to keep up with Konoha's growth at all. Konoha alone have stronger economical strength than the whole Land of Wind… not just the Hidden Sand Village, but the whole Land of Wind was overtaken by a village (city) like Konoha. 

A Ninja Village usually gets its economical income from missions. But Konoha it's different. Even though ninja missions are bountiful in Konoha, it still doesn't make even 1% of the overall income. Even when the Daimyo of the Land of Wind decided to send missions to Konoha, the mission income didn't surpass 1% of the overall income.

Though later on a deal between the 5th Hokage Yami and the 4th Kazekage Rasa was worked out. The contents of the deal are confidential, to even the S Rank ninjas of the village. But it is rumoured that both Yami and Rasa came out of it satisfied.

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Currently on the Hokage mountain where all of the Hokage's faces were carved. A certain yellow haired child was painting over the faces of the four hokage, strangely the fifth face was left clean and no paint was applied upon the structure.

Suddenly the yellow haired child was painting some snot on the 3rd Hokage's face when some chunin yelled out loudly at him. "Hey you there what are you doing!"

Immediately the child looked at the one who yelled at him, he saw that it was a chunin with another one just came as he looked. 

He immediately jumped off the mountain and  climbed down as the chunin chased after him. "Don't think that you will be escaping this time Naruto!"

He was chased through the roofs of the houses and skyscrapers but he was able to escape as he went down amongst the dense population and transformed into a trashcan at the side of the road. The chunin walked straight past Naruto, without even noticing that he was there.

But suddenly as Naruto transformed back, another chunin with a scar above his nose, was right behind him. "Naruto, what did you do this time?"

Said the Chunin a little annoyed but then a tick mark appeared on his forehead as he yelled. "BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY WHY AREN'T YOU AT CLASS."

Naruto seems unsure of what to say so in the end he just blurs out. "Iruka -sensei… I wasn't the one who painted on the Hokage's faces."

"Ohhhh I see…" Says Iruka with a pissed off look on his face.

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In the end Naruto is brought back to his class, and tells them to do the Transformation Jutsu. All of the students do it. Everyone transformed into Iruka, except Kiba Inuzuka who transformed into his father, the Hokage Yami Inuzuka.

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After class, Iruka has Naruto clean up the mess up in the Hokage mountain.

As Iruka looks at Naruto, he sees his past self. Trying to act outrageously in front of others, until they pay attention to him. He even remembers his crush back in the Academy. Guren Inuzuka, the now famed Crystal Flower of Konoha. An Elite Jounin forever out of his reach.

Iruka sighs as such depressing thoughts come to his head. So he decides to call out to Naruto. "Naruto, when you finish this, I will treat you to some ramen at Ichiraku."

When Naruto hears this he cheers loudly. "Hell yeah! I am gonna finish this in no time."

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