Title: Shiori... forever beautiful...

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Immediately Shiori goes inside the house, no one is inside, Tsume was on a mission and Yoruichi and Hana have taken their brothers to the park. 

But Yami was inside, Shiori due to her rage didn't notice how conveniently the house is empty during this time.

As she enters the luxurious living room she sees Yami, just putting some fruits in a blender to make a smoothie.

When Shiori saw the carefree way he was acting, she immediately shouted at Yami. "YOU JUICE DRINKING PIECE OF SH*T!"

Yami suddenly stopped and looked at Shiori with wide eyes. "Woah! You kiss your mother with that mouth."

At the mention of her family, Shiroi gets even angrier as her eyes become bloodshot and tears flow out of it. "You killed them!"

Yami seems confused at this. "What? Killed, whom?"

Shiori for a split second almost thinks that Yami truly doesn't know what is going on, but then she remembers how good of an actor he is, so she blows upon him again. "You killed my family, didn't you. Just so you can put our son on the throne. You fu*ker, I will have the whole Land of Fire hunting you down."

Yami looked truly bewildered by this. "Wait, what? Killed your family? What the hell are you talking about."

Shiori just throws the newspaper in her hand at Yami, she throws it with full force, intending to hit him in the head but Yami casually catches it. 

"You BASTARD!" Screams Shiori in rage, as she rushes towards Yami in anger. Due to her rage forgetting that she can easily be killed by an Academy Student, not to mention someone like Yami.

"Dear, don't you know that I have been in the house all day long." Says Yami, seemingly trying to justify himself, as he easily dodges Shiori's pathetic attacks. She even goes to take a kitchen knife and attack him.

"I KNOW THAT YOU DID IT." Screams Shiori as she suddenly falls to her knees in despair. "I know how you are! You kill anyone who isn't useful to you or is in your way! You are a monster, never thinking of other people as if the whole world is your plaything!  You kill fathers, sons, daughters, and mothers."

Finally, she looks up and sees Yami with a shocked face, she gets a smile of victory and points a finger towards him. "You never think about who you kill or how you might ruin someone's life… you never love anyone… the world could burn for all you care."

As she says that she looks at Yami who has wide eyes and is breathing hard. She saw no flaw in his act, she herself almost believed it. "Can you stop it for once Yami… and be yourself."

As she says that she looks at Yami intensely with her eyes filled with hatred.

Suddenly Yami's hands and body stopped shaking, his face from one of panic and uncertainty turned into a cold face… and then a malicious smile as he looks at Shiori.

"You really are too smart for your own good aren't you…" Says Yami as an amused look settles upon his face. "Well, maybe not that smart. You did after all come here to confront me with that information."

Shiori is filled with despair as she hears Yami's playful voice. "I really married a monster didn't I."

"Hahahahahaha…" Yami laughs when he hears what Shiori says. After the laugh, he gets close to Shiori and cusps her chin. "No dear, you are married to someone worse than a monster… you married a human."

His smile widens even more. "Do you know why monsters don't come out? It is because they are afraid of humans. Do you know why the devils stay in hell? Because they are afraid of humans… DO YOU  KNOW WHY GOD STAYS IN HEAVEN? Because even he… is afraid of his own creation… don't you think so dear?"

Shiori has a dull look on her face as she looks at the ground. "Are you finished?"

"Hm?" Yami seems confused by what she is saying.

"Don't say sh*t that not even you believe in…" Says Shiori, her voice null of any emotion. "You don't even believe in God… and why are you even acting like some madman? Is this all a game to you."

Yami's malicious smile settles down into a calm calculated smirk. "Honestly… I am just bored. Nothing interesting has been going on lately."

Shiori just sighs at this. Yami suddenly looks serious as he decides to ask. "Anyway, how did you even figure me out?"

'What am I even doing? Talking with my family's killer.' Thinks Shori as a chuckle escapes her as she suddenly says. 

"Woman's intuition."

Yami chuckles at this too. "Hahaha, smart. But really though, I will torture you to insanity if you don't talk."

Shiori's whole body shivers and she immediately starts talking. "As you said… look at someone's past and you can determine who they are no matter how good at acting they are."

"Hmmm…" Yami just hums at this. "Ok, I believe you… but just to be sure."

Yami's hand goes towards Shiori's head and suddenly… Shiori's eyes dull and she starts drooling. 

'Yep, she was telling the truth.' Think Yami, as he looks at his now brain dead wife. "Go and slip down the stairs, and break your neck."

Says Yami casually as he gets up and goes to finishing his smoothie. While his wife 'accidentally' dies. 

'She could have lived a little longer if she didn't confront me. After all, her beauty hasn't deteriorated at all.' Thinks Yami, as he yawns a little and pours his smoothie in a glass.

*baam*

As he hears his wife fall down the stairs.

He still has a nonchalant look on his face. 'Guess I now get to have my son as the Daimyo. Hmmm… now I can implement some policies that allow me for some… forceful expansion.'

Yami then takes a sip of his smoothie. 

'Yogurt and garlic is a nice combination. I wonder if Tsume and my cute secretary Inami might agree to a threesome, just to cheer up their Hokage after his wife's death.'

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It was later announced that while Yami was in the Hokage tower, the news reached him that his wife had an accident. For the first time, some people saw that their perfect Hokage, shed a tear at her funeral, with his children all around him crying.

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But the next day, he was back to work… and as powerful as ever.

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And so just like this, five years pass. Yami is still Hokage and the Land of Fire is more prosperous than ever before. He was currently in his office, with his real body and not a shadow clone. He also had Guy in his office doing pushups.

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-Yami POV-

I look at my green jumpsuit wearing student. He is doing pushups in my office, which I allow while we are talking. He is getting older and he is afraid that his body will deteriorate if he doesn't work out, so he is mostly always working out. After all, the S Rank Ninja with the name of Konoha's Green Beast is not gonna be weak. He is also known as the strongest Taijutsu specialist in the world and even has a statue in a village he once saved. 

He is really moving up in the world. 

"Anyway, Yami -sensei, you should have seen his youthfulness. He is training so hard, he reminds me of a young me." Says Guy, now starting to do some sit-ups.

"I know Guy, you already told me about your new student. What about the others, do you plan to have them take a C Rank Mission soon?" I ask him, already knowing the answer. 

Guy does a thumb up towards me as he smiles. "Yep, that will be so YOUTHFUL."

I just smile in amusement at his antics, he is quite entertaining.

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AUTHOR NOTE:

Except during combat, Guy acts normally like he did during canon. Soon we will see how much has changed due to the MC's presence in this world.

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