Title: Unkillable...

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-Yami POV-

It truly is amazing seeing the results of my actions. Konoha is stronger than ever, mostly due to my knowledge of economics and technology.

I just sigh and go away from the window and back to my desk. I surprisingly have a lot more free time as Hokage than when I was your average S Rank ninja. 

My office has a one seat couch with my desk being wide and well refined and then there is the 'Forbidden Scroll'... it honestly surprised me a little. In the story when Naruto gets the Forbidden Scroll he learns the Shadow Clone jutsu… it is made seem like there is only one Forbidden Scroll, but actually every Forbidden Technique in Konoha has its own scroll, so even if someone was somehow able to steal one it would only be one technique. They are all in way 'fakes'. It is said that Orochimaru read the Forbidden Scroll, but he only knew Edo Tensei, he most likely assumed that the one in the Hokage's office is a fake… and thought that he found the location of the real one which actually had the Edo Tensei.

I knew it, no one is really dumb enough to put all of their techniques on one Forbidden Scroll. And only the Hokage knows all of the secure locations of the Forbidden Scrolls. The 2nd was really smart coming up with such a clever illusion of hiding scrolls.

I finally go and sit down on my comfortable couch. I smirk a little as I see the shadow my hand casts.

I didn't want to be Hokage to make Konoha better or something like that. I could care less about Konoha. But the place is my base of operations where I have absolute power so I will keep it.

Even with the nine tails attack everything was planned, Minato and Kushina dying was also ALL according to plan. If either of them somehow survived I would have killed them. I don't hate either of them. But I need to keep at least a semblance of what the future will be, after all, future knowledge is my ultimate weapon and I am not going to give it up just for Minato or Kushina. I mean sure Naruto will not have any parents… and I should care? 

It seems more like someone else's problem than mine.

Also I did let the nine tails attack destroy quite a bit of the businesses I own in Konoha, after all it would seem suspicious if I somehow saved my businesses or I sold out successful businesses before the nine tails attacked.

I mean I know that I have changed some things, but that doesn't mean that the future will change so drastically like the Otsutsuki attacking right now. It is simply illogical, though I do have plans in case that happens. After all, it doesn't hurt to be prepared for things like this.

While everyone else is playing chess and being concerned about me gaining more power over the political side… I don't really care about political power. In this world VIOLENCE is the ULTIMATE POWER.

I look at the shadow that my hand casts on the ground as I wave it around… slowly the shadow moves by itself as if it has a physical form. The Nara technique… I have already learned it. I have also learned the Yamanaka Mind Techniques and even the Akimichi Yang Techniques like the Body Expansion Jutsu, really any techniques in Konoha I have already learned it.

I have already learned Edo Tensei and… I have also learned the immortality technique that Orochimaru uses. 

I use a shadow tendril to come close to my face and then…

*fwosh*

*puchi*

I pierce my brain. I then use the shadow tendril to scramble my brain around. Ahhhh… this pain is so amazing… I CAN'T DIE… HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA…

HAHAHAHA… this pain of feeling my brain scrambling, I am no masochistic but this is amazing. I used Orochimaru's technique to immortalise my mind. The only way I really know how it is even possible to kill me now is to use the Reaper's Death Seal…

I have already learned so many S Rank ninjutsu Forbidden Techniques, and I did this the smart way, I became Hokage, so no one can tell me that I can't learn these techniques. Nor will anyone make me a missing nin because of it. Hahahaha...

This was my plan all along, with 100% benefits for me and with almost no downside for me.

*knock* *knock*

Suddenly I hear a knock on the door. I immediately withdraw the shadow tendril from my brain and let it regenerate as it does so in a split second it completely heals and even my brain gets back to perfect shape. Hmmm… soon I will implement the Byakugan, since no matter what I can't have any brain damage now.

"Come on in." I say as I pull out some paperwork and act like I am working. That is when my hot blonde secretary, she wears a business suit… she is a Yamanaka… ummmm… I have already fu*ked her. I could go another round with her.

But now is not the time to do so again as I see a child around four years old hiding behind her embarrassingly.

I just smile sweetly at this and say. "Who is the little guy that you brought with you Inami -chan." 

She just raises a questioning eyebrow at this. I just narrow my eyes at her. 

'What bit*h, you were literally choking on my di*k two hours ago. So don't act like such an annoying wh*re.' 

She just sighs at this. Yes I have had her keep an eye on some things around here and the kid behind her… yea… the kid behind her is… a four year old Naruto. Yeah, since Hiruzen already announced that he was the Nine Tails Jinchuriki, he hasn't had an easy road…. But the Inuzuka are always nice with him so it doesn't affect him as much as it did in Canon. Also Kiba and my other son who are the same age as him, they are friends. Plus some other of the orphans are good friends with Naruto. So there is that, also a BUNCH of propaganda that I regularly shove down people's throats.

After all, I do control every news channel in Konoha. 

That is when Inami understands what I mean and she gently nudges Naruto forward. "Naruto -chan, say hello to Yami -sama. He is the Hokage."

Naruto still seems nervous, so Inami decides to continue saying. "He is also Niri's and Kiba's dad."

When she says that, Naruto seems to lose some of his nervousness and says. "H -Hi sir Yami."

I just smile at him. His blonde hair and whisker making him look like a pet… reincarnation of Asura… you will be VERY useful to me.

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AUTHOR NOTE:

Getting closer and closer to Canon… soon the ending will come… but why do I feel so sad.😭

Also Yami is pretty much unkillable, you could splatter him, but he would still regenerate himself.  Also Niri is Yami's son with Shiori.

EXPLANATION: Some of you are saying that Yami can't make Shiori like him enough to allow other women on his bed and comparing him to some people in real life who CAN actually do that. Well let me tell you something, some men like to get cùcked, women are the same too. Some of them have some issues and allow their men to go and fu*k around. You make it seem like women just can't wait to see her man fu*k someone else.🤣

It doesn't work like that bros, women and men are the same in this thing. They don't like their partners f*cking someone else. I strive to make this story realistic okay. Also for example Tsume doesn't mind Yami cheating on her... Shiori (Yami's wife) on the other hand does.

P.S: Like always, you get +1 chapter for that day if the story reaches 1000 power stones.

(THE BONUS CHAPTER IS COMING SOON)