Title: Manipulating Tsunade...

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-Yami POV-

I just look at Tsunade as I lie back on my comfortable chair. I can sense my clones all around the Hokage Tower, they are finishing some paperwork and renegotiating contracts from the previous administration and the previous Hokage made.

Honestly I never thought of it, but I am actually getting better with contracts and economics as my shadow clones negotiate things like this.

My net worth is around 440 Billion Ryo now. Konoha is getting better and better, and of course cheap labor is being done in other lands where it is cheaper… ahhh… I love capitalism. 

Anyway, as Tsunade is waiting for an answer from me, I think back on the night I had with her. That used to be the best night of my life… but I already have had better, I mean even my wife is better than Tsunade. Even though our relationship is a little stranded lately, especially with Kiba's birth… and yep… he wasn't a reincarnated person either. 

I have had my mosquitoes keep an eye on every newborn in Konoha, and if they sense ANY abnormalities with them, it will be immediately reported to me. I even have some in the other villages, but sadly I can't follow every birth so far away, after all, I still have to be careful.

"So tell me, why the long silence?" As Tsunade says that, I finally decide what to say…. Obviously it's not the truth. I did after all predict that Tsunade might feel that something was fishy that night.

I just look down regretfully when Tsunade asks that. 

"The day Hachi was conceived… that was… that is the day where I regret the most. My control over my lust slipped and it wasn't only you who was drunk and pushing for something more to happen. So no you didn't do anything like r*pe me." As I say that, I just sigh heavily. 

I get up and walk towards Tsunade, who hasn't sat down at all. As I am next to her, she has to look up at me, due to my height. 

"Hachi… our son... is already dead… so get over it Tsunade." I said to her, as I put my hand on her shoulder. 

But her eyes, who are now locked into mine, they narrow. And a frown appears on her face. Her eyes have anger behind them. 

"So do what then… forget about him." Criticizes Tsunade, unwilling to do something like that.

I just smile at this, and cup her cheek and wipe a tear that was about to slip out of her eye. "No… but I am not someone to dwell on things that I don't like."

"Do you know what I do to things that I don't like?…" I kill and obliterate them.  I obviously don't say that. But what I just decide to say… "I change them."

Tsunade looks confused at this, so I decide to further explain it to her.

"While studying Medical Ninjutsu I have come to a very shocking revolution… that death is only a state of being. Not something gone forever… I shall revive Hachi and then we can live together like a true family." I say to her as I envelop her in a deep hug, acting as if I didn't notice her shocked look. "So I would like you to smile some more Tsunade."

So c'mon now Tsuande, fall in love with me. Become my 'ally'... so I don't have to kill you Tsunade… I am a liar, a thief, a lover and a cheater… so… so I am not going to spare you Tsunade, you have grown into an uncertainty. This is your decision, you are either with me or against me…

Tsunade decides to hug me back slightly. I smile at this.

I see… so you get to live Tsuande… unless you decide to act against me that is.

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After that whole ordeal, Tsunade decided that she will live with me and she will take Shizune with her too. I know that Shiori (my wife) will be a b*tch about me bringing two other women into our home. 

I have noticed that even though she is pregnant with my child. She has been planning to somehow leave me after giving me a child. 

Damn… why can't women just be as simple like in some fanfics in my first life. Just accept and be in my harem, don't cause so many unnecessary problems.

Tsume and Shiori already are at each other's throats. Add Tsunade to that and we have a three way battle. But I don't really care for any of that, after all they are just my pretty little dolls. Their lives have zero importance to me. But my children are different, after all, I don't want them to feel like it's ok to treat women like I do. That will make my daughters think that it's okay to be worthless, so I usually treat my lovers nice and with love when they are around. 

Though Tsume still loves me unconditionally, she was raised for that after all. But Shiori is a whole different deal, she can't wait to go away from me, as soon as she sees a part of my real self. 

Heh… I guess I will have to kill her. Hmmm… it seems like I will need a new second wife, which woman will give me some advantage.

Anyway, better deal with a new problem that has been rising up. The Jiraya and Orochimaru that me and Tsuande met were both Shadow Clones.

Why would something like that happen, I can easily spot shadow clones due to their emotions not feeling 'real' and their 'soul' being nonexistent. It would be difficult for anyone else to notice, but quite easy for me. Also no people know about this, so that is a boon for me. They could have just been busy and sent shadow clones around… but… why take the chance. I am not arrogant enough to think that I am omnipotent in Konoha.

Also the mosquitoes following the shadow clones were following them like they were the main bodies.

I bite my thumb and as a drop of blood appears, I just do three handsins and slam my hand in the ground.

*poof*

<Reverse Summoning Jutsu>

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A/N: Yami's suspicion is immediately lighted up. Just because Jiraya and Orochimaru that he met are Shadow clones. Which is pretty average for any jonin to have some shadow clones running around. But Yami immediately became paranoid about something that he didn't know.

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