I then... stop smiling and look at her with cold eyes...

I then immediately bow down and say.

Me:" Sorry Tsunade -sensei you are the most beautiful, gentle, strongest konuichi in the world and I would never get cheeky with you."

She just looks at me smiles, comes towards me and pets my head gently then suddenly she squeezes my skull.

Me:" Aw Aw Aw Tsunade -sensei why."

Tsunade:" You should stop acting so ridiculous."

Then she lets go of my head. Wow what monstrous strength. But anyway that was so I could lighten the mood a bit.

And I need them to think this is my way of dealing with depression after all every ninja has their own way of doing it, that is why most elite ninja have a quirky personality.

Me:" Ok now ... sooo Tsunade-sensei what will you teach me."

She then looks at me and says.

Tsunade:" Ok I just need you to sit in a meditative position."

Me:" Ok."

Then I do so and then she does the same.

The then takes a bottle of inkand a brush from her kimono. Then she says.

Tsunade:" Take off your headband. By the way what color is your favourite?"

I do so then I look at her seriously and say.

Me:" Well I don't care eather way but I like the colour red."

She just looks at me and says.

Tsunade:" That was a rhetorical question I only have black ink right now."

I look weirdly at her and say.

Me:" Why would you even ask that if you only have black ink, and by the way that was not a rhetorical question."

She looks at me and raises her eyebrow and says.

Tsunade:" If you hate the black ink so much go and buy your own coloured ink."

Me: *sigh* " Can we just go on with this now I don't care either way."

She just looks at me while putting the brush in the ink bottle and turning it clockwise, then she says.

Tsunade: *EXHALE* " What a disappointing disciple, I always said you should have patience my pupil. Especially now because having patience is the key of this technique I am about to teach you."

I look at her and say. Hmmmm How should I have some fun while she is dodging the answer I want. Then I come up with an idea.

Me:" Why are you acting like a wise teacher all of a suden."

Then I look at her make a serious face and say, while secretly preparing to use Substitution.

Me:" Do you want to have a forbidden relationship with me or something."

Tsunade then stops in shock and is frozen in place but I just continue.

Me:" I understand you want to have the forbidden fruit. After all the forbidden is more exciting and tastier."

Then I still ramble on while Tsunade is still in shock and say.

Me: *blush* " I -I -I am also okay with this Tsunade -sensei, a -after all if I am going in the battlefield I also want to try the forbidden fruit don't worry I won't tell anyone about this I will take this to the grave."

I then make a dark, scummy smirk and say.

Me:" This can be our little secret."

As soon as I say that she gets an enraged face and punches me in the face while saying.

Tsunade:" I SAID DON'T BE SO SCUMMY YOU BRAT."

Then my figure crashes into a tree.

After the dust clears out there is a log where I was supposed to be.

Then I come out from behind a tree and say.

Me:" Ahhhhh Tsunade -sensei if only you were 10 years younger I like strong willed women like you."

She then looks even more pissed and says.

Tsunade:" What's that supposed to mean brat that I am too old or something."

It's so easy controling the flow of the conversation after you know someone as well as I do Tsunade, from both the anime and in reality, I should have become a politician in my last life.

I then make a tragic face and say.

Me:" Tsunade sensei it's quite hard for me to say this but I must say it...

If you wanna go on a date we should do it after training."

Tsunade then sighs and looks at me calmly.

'Oho so she noticed I was leading her by the nose, how admirable she calmed down.'

She just looks at me and says.

Tsunade:" You know kid you would make a great hokage with your way of getting into people's heads and politicking."

I then shrug my shoulders and say.

Me: *sigh* " There you go again with the complements. You must have fallen really hard for me sensei for you to tell me I can be the greatest hokage."

Tsunade: *sigh* " You do know I have a boyfriend right."

She smirks a little.

She probably expected me to be distraught or at least back away but I am just having some fun.

I just make a normal face and say in a completely uninterested voice.

Me:" Oh is that so... When is our date going to be again."

Tsunade: *sigh* "You know you are really shameless."

Then I make a serious face and say.

Me:" So what are you going to tech me Tsunade."

She notices I didn't use the sensei term but she doesn't say anything.

Phase 1 of the plan to get Flying Thunder God BEGINS NOW.

She then looks at her hands makes it in a fist and says.

Tsunade:" You know before we fought with Hanzo I think I had a subconscious arrogance... I don't know when it started but I stoped improving...

Then I thought back on a special seal that grandma Mito used to siphon the leaking unused chakra of a certain being sealed in her and was able to use it for herself... I know you are going to ask, but no I can't tell you what it was.

It's an S rank secret."

She is probably talking about the Kyuubi.

Tsunade:" I then thought why can't I use this seal to siphon my chakra when I am not doing anything to get some of that stored up that I don't use."

Well this an obvious but smart idea of her.

Tsunade:" It was quite hard I had to learn my grand uncle's mind palace technique that he got from the Yamaka's

and then make a place for the chakra and all that it took me 6 months to fill this seal while holding the chakra control even while sleeping and fighting and it was hard to find the specific amount of chakra siphoning because I could get tired fast or suffer chakra exhaustion. Ahhhh it used to be so hard but now it has becone an automatic proces."

Then she makes a angry face and says.

Tsunade: "If I fought Hanzo now well... he would be in for a big surprise."

Then she smiles and says.

Tsunade: " The selfmade technique I will teach you, the technique that has made me the strongest Sanin at the moment is named .....