"I will destroy humanity!"

"No, you won't! I don't want to take care of my subordinates' mess all by myself!" 

Kyle was looking at both Tohru and Kobayashi san who were already drunk beyond their minds, they were blabbering nonsense, no, in the case of Tohru she was spouting some incredibly dangerous and terrifying stuff ranging from destroying the world to eradicating humanity as a whole.

If another person from the world Tohru belonged to, were to know this discussion, that person would undoubtedly wet their pants in fright. Mainly because Tohru was indeed incredibly capable in doing what she stated.

But Kyle wasn't the least bit worried about that outcome, his scary yet lovely aunt was very capable on the aspect of controlling Tohru, her rather stern personality was really different when she was drunk but scary overall.

She was extremely fearless in this condition. Speaking of being drunk, he just noticed that his alcohol tolerance had become tremendously high, he was speculating that he may have become immune to being drunk.

As far as he knew, his tolerance was at least at the level of his drunkard of an aunt Kobayashi san. Now, he didn't want to admit it but getting influenced by his aunt he had taken his first alcohol since he was 16 and had made a sizable resistance to it over the years of drinking.

Anyway, what mattered was that he could barely feel the slightest hints of drunkenness in his body, namely he was a bit tipsy. He was doubtful of the cause, but had a couple of ideas. Namely, the skills he got or the intervention of the system, though he wasn't entirely sure of the exact reason. He didn't let his mind wander anymore in this pointless direction anymore, it was good anyways and that's all that mattered.

While both of the girls were bantering and laughing, Kyle opened his phone and saw that it was 12:21 AM already! 

"Shit!! It's already late!!" Kyle exclaimed loudly, he still had a shift early in the morning!

"Ahh~? Kai-chan, why are ya shouting?!" She slurred in her drunken stupor.

"That's right! Cough-" Tohru accidentally coughed a fireball, a few trees got burned as a result.

Instead of being scared, Kobayashi san laughed loudly and Tohru did the same.

"AHAHAHA!"

Kyle's face was filled in sweat as he saw them laugh at the mess that Tohru had caused.

At this rate, Tohru's strong flame would burn the entire forest! He quickly persuaded Tohru to stop the fire from spreading at once!

It took him a while, but he succeeded in doing so, it was rather hard to convince the drunk Tohru to do that but he somehow managed.

Kyle remembered something and spoke to his aunt. "Oba-san, don't you have work tomorrow?"

"Work? Screw that, shit! Ahahaha!"

"Screw my average ass! I'm going to drag you home right now whether you like it or not! Tohru you're also coming with!"

Kyle knew that Tohru was basically homeless in this world, if he were to leave her here, she would find him or Kobayashi san sooner or later anyway, so he figured he'd save her some bother and time.

Both of the girls shouted in despair. "EHHHH!!!"

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Kyle had finally arrived at his aunt's apartment and not his because her's was both closer and bigger than his own apartment even though both were living single.

It was extremely difficult to drag these girls here, but he managed. He opened his phone, it was already 2:40 AM, he really wanted to sleep at this moment but he simply couldn't.

He still had to take care of these two drunk women, who were cozily sleeping on the apartment floor, one drooling like a buffon, the other in a half naked gait.

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At 3:00 AM, Kyle had finished his work and immediately went to sleep on the couch while both of the drunk women were sleeping soundly on the bed, thanks to Kyle.

Tohru was mumbling about the destruction of the world, while Kobayashi san was… still drooling like a fool as she slept.

It didn't take long for Kyle to fall asleep as soon as laid down on the couch. It was really a tiring day for him with all that had happened it wasn't a surprise that it was.

Few hours passed, expectedly, Kyle was the first one to wake up rather than the two drunk women. The alcohol overdose seemed to have hit them worse than his initial estimates.

Before going to work, he decided to make breakfast for 3 people and to take a quick shower to refresh himself. He'd like a hot bath but he had zero time for that.

His initial thoughts for the shower was to drown his remaining sleepiness in the shower. But before that he decided to get to work on the food, so he went to the fridge to get some ingredients for the morning breakfast.

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8: 23 AM, Kobayashi San's Bedroom :- 

Kobayashi san woke up from sleep only to be greeted with the wonderful aroma of onion and garlic, a tell tale sign of Kyle's amazing cooking, her stomach growled in the process, giving her signals to fill it up with the delicious food, she slowly stood up from her bed and yawned drowsily.

"Yawn~ Damn… my head hurts, like a bitch… I probably drank too much yesterday, again… did Kai-chan brought me home? Oh, that sweet boy, I should apologize for whatever I may have done yesterday… although my memory from yesterday is very hazy, if past happenings are to be used as a template, I should have annoyed that good nephew of mine greatly… *sigh* it's a miracle how he keeps up with my shenanigans… I wonder what he is cooking though, knowing him it should be good. Such sweet child, going as far as to stay back and cook something for me, man how did that boy landed on that unruly and uncaring family of mine is still a mystery to me." 

Kobayashi San's short monologue of her self deprecation and appreciation for Kyle came to a sudden and abrupt halt as she suddenly realized that someone was snoring near her, as that realization settled in her head, her entire being froze in shock and fear!

Her heart was beating like a drum, it felt like it would burst from her chest, she could practically hear them beat loud and clear. Uncertainty and fear rising with the tension in her body.

Kobayashi San's expression became paler by the minute as she realized she wasn't dreaming but in reality, her thoughts were in a massive jumble! She was mainly thinking of the possibility that she had done lewd, adult stuff with a stranger yesterday night, worse yet Kyle was here too, she knew it even though she didn't see him yet, which made her stomach churn from the things that may have transpired and what that sweet boy had to witness… she didn't dare to think further she was feeling dizzy and anxious!

She slowly turned her head towards the bed, and saw a beautiful woman naked and in all her glory peacefully sleeping on her bed.

With this the final piece was complete, Kobayashi san dashed towards the kitchen where Kyle was cooking and screamed at him in anxiety and embarrassment.

"KYYYYYYLLLLLLEEEEEE!!!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED YESTERDAY?! WHY IS THERE A NAKED WOMAN IN MY BEDROOM?!!!"

Kobayashi san panicked for real this time, Kyle almost threw the frying pan away because of almost getting startled by his aunt's untimely outburst.

While Tohru, who was sleeping, woke up abruptly because of Kobayashi San's scream, she looked at her surroundings with a sudden realization.

"Where in the name of Chaos am I?!"

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Back to Kyle; he was currently glaring at her aunt with his dead like eyes, while Kobayashi san was also staring at her nephew with her dead like eyes. Dead eyes met dead eyes in a confrontation of anger.

They had the same blood and genes, after all, Kyle sighed and spoke tiredly. "Calm down Aunt! Whatever you think is happening right now is wrong, I assure you of that! You did not do what you are thinking with Tohru, nor did I, there was no adult situation happening yesterday. I can confirm about that so please calm down for now okay? I'll explain everything to you slowly, after I'm done with the cooking."

Hearing that from her dear nephew, Kobayashi San's worries lessened by a lot, it was good that she didn't do anything lewd or anything bad had happened yesterday.

"Alright, I'll believe you for now but please thoroughly explain what happened to me later okay?"

"Yeah sure, also please wake Tohru up for breakfast."

"Tohru? Is that the blonde woman's name?"

"Yeah, you two were talking like the best if friends who met each other after years yesterday."

"Wha..?! Really?"

"Yep, now wake her u-" Kyle froze in place looking behind her.

Meanwhile Kobayashi san was confused why her nephew suddenly froze lien that, and turned her head around to where he was looking and saw Tohru standing naked yawning.

Kyle turned his head around, his face was red, a blush permeating in them as he just saw something that he shouldn't! This was also the first for him to see a naked girl in real life, at least in this one.

Kobayashi blushed a little and screamed in anger. "YOU! DON'T JUST STAND THERE NAKED! DRESS UP! YOU'RE A WOMAN YOU SHOULDN'T SHOW YOUR NAKED BODY TO ANYONE!"

Tohru was startled at Kobayashi San's scream, as a dragon, she didn't understand much about human common sense, but for some reason, she was kind of afraid of Kobayashi San scolding her so she used her scale and it transformed into clothes which were similar to Kobayashyi casual clothes, which deeply pronounced her soft mounds giving her more of a sensual look than when she was naked.

Seeing Tohru's ability to change clothes, Kobayashi's jaw dropped and she wiped her eyes repeatedly in exaggerated motions to see if she was still dreaming or not.

But she wasn't! She stared back at Kyle and stuttered nervously. "T-t-this! W-what the hell!"

"Oba-san, as I've said I'll explain in a bit, it's a long story." Kyle smiled wryly seeing his aunt's reaction. His day was going to be tiring after all.

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