《My Unconventional Delivery System! 》Chapter 2: Feeding The Hungry Loli
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Kyle was getting closer towards the blue dot, he was extremely curious about the identity of the customer of his first delivery.
After a few seconds of driving his scooter, the silhouette of a small figure entered his vision. The person standing ahead was most likely the candidate who ordered the takeaway.
Thinking up to here, Kyle sped up!
Broom~! Brrr~! (Old Scooter Noises)
The appearance of the customer had finally graced his vision! And no doubt the vision was able to completely stun him.
What Kyle saw was an extremely beautiful teenager, at a glance it was easy to determine she was no older than 13, she had fairly long icy blue hair, cold icy blue eyes and a face which was beautiful beyond belief, even by the new beauty standard of his current transmigrated world she was worlds apart from most girls and almost rivaled Chiho in beauty even in this tender age. She was wearing a form of tribal clothes which were damaged beyond belief and even her overall appearance became dim because of all the blood, grime, dart and stench plastered on her form.
But still he was absolutely certain that she would grow up to become an otherworldly beautiful woman in the near future, if it's said in CN terms she would eventually become a country toppling beauty!
Meanwhile, the cold loli was putting up a defensive stance, as she looked at him with wariness and vigilance.
Kyle pondered 'This little girl.. for some reason she feels extremely familiar to me…'
Even though she was beautiful he didn't lose himself, it wasn't the first time he saw a girl with such a beautiful appearance. Back in his world, fortunately, he had encounters with a few girls that could rival and even outmatch the beauty of this girl, though he had to admit this was his first time meeting a girl so beautiful yet so young.
His thoughts came to a stop by an abrupt shout by the girl. "Speak, stranger! Who are you?!"
Kyle could feel the hostility in her voice, however he couldn't really blame her since this was the first time she saw many new things in one place, he replied. "Umm… I'm not sure about this since this is my first time... but it seems that you've ordered a Large Extra Value Meal!"
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Hearing those unfamiliar words, the girl spoke in confusion. "Lag Exxta Valu Meel?"
Kyle chuckled at her wrong pronunciation, it was an extremely cute display.
He corrected her " Young miss, it's a Large Extra Value Meal!"
The girl tried again. "L-lage Meel? Uh! Forget it! Who are you?! If you won't answer me this instant… I'll kill you!"
She meant what she uttered, she would really kill Kyle without any hesitation, her blood lust was released in this instant and the intensity was enough to make a normal grown man wet his pants in fright.
Nevertheless, Kyle wasn't exactly a normal person, he had the enchanted MgRonald jacket uniform. Moreover, the jacket blanketed him from the bloodlust resulting in him not feeling anything at all.
To him it felt like she was being cautious and vigilant and trying to scare him away with words she didn't mean. Moreover with the enchanted jacket on, he didn't think a little girl would be a threat to him. So, as a rational and logical person he didn't mind her threats and patiently answered her inquiries.
"My name is Kobayashi Kyle and I'm a delivery guy. As for the reason for me being here, it is to give you the food that you have ordered."
"Huh...? Ordered? I didn't order anything!" The girl responded in confusion, her vigilance raised to the maximum as she eyed Kyle with malice.
"Of course, you did." He responded confidently, at the same time he commanded the system in his mind. 'Hey System! Explain!'
[ She's right, she hasn't ordered anything specifically but her desire to survive and to intake food has been heard by the High Heaven's God Kings, and they have decided to use me the delivery system, to give you the host, the job to deliver what she desired. ]
Kyle was baffled and confused about most of the information delivered by the system but he was still able to grasp the main point in the information delivered. And it was that the order wasn't placed verbally, instead it was due to their strong desire for something that came as orders for him to deliver.
He looked at the otherworldly loli girl, gave her the kindest smile he could muster and responded. "Your desires have been heard by the heavens and I'm here to fulfill them, it's been hard on you, right? You did your best to survive."
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By looking at the otherworldly loli, Kyle could roughly estimate her situation. He was sure that she hadn't got the chance to neither eat nor drink something for a few days.
Seeing her pale face, cracked lips and blood smeared visage he felt pity for this little girl. He also got an inkling to how the system functioned.
At this moment, Kyle was unaware of the fact that his mellow smile had touched the loli's heart. She blushed while seeing that gentle smile and it tugged her heartstrings gently.
She looked like a little maiden in love. Kyle took the Large Extra Value Meal Set from the scooter along with the clothes that he just bought a while ago.
"Sorry for the wait, please take this 1 Large Extra Value Meal and a set of girl clothes. It's for you, after all."
The girl wasn't looking at him with hostility nor did she put a defensive stance anymore. She was now looking at him in a daze, her mind replaying that gentle soothing smile. Meanwhile Kyle gave her the food first.
The box in her hand, the girl could feel the warmth radiating from it but not knowing what it was she turned to Kyle for answers. "W-what is this?"
Kyle again gave her the same gentle smile as he patiently explained. "This is food! You may open it and eat what's inside. It also has a drink so you don't need to worry about your thirst while eating."
"F-food?! Is this really food?!" Kyle could hear the expectation and excitement oozing out of her voice.
The lolita, slowly opened the box containing the food and 'drink' that the mysterious boy spoke of!
She was unfamiliar with the mechanisms of the box, but a genius as she was, it didn't take her time to figure out the way to open it, and she did!
A strong appetizing aroma hit her senses which made her gulp. This was the first time she smelt something so heavenly!
Her curiosity as well as hunger reached untold heights!
Meanwhile Kyle was flabbergasted by the display in front of him.
'WTF?! Is this really the meal I made? But, how can this be? Why is it so majestic? It looks really good, damn even I'm becoming hungry by looking at it.' Kyle pondered internally.
The girl didn't wait any longer, her extreme hunger didn't let her wait. She took out the large chicken leg and took a huge bite!
As it went to her mouth, her eyes widened as she exclaimed. "Delicious! It's super delicious! What is this?!"
"It's a fried chicken leg, glad you liked it." Kyle stared at the girl with a smile hanging on her beautiful face, she looked extremely adorable.
'Maybe it's not bad to have System like this… it actually gives me a sense of accomplishment! There's nothing better than to see your customers being satisfied with your services!'
With some oil stuck on her pale lips, she pointed at the coke and asked curiously. "What's this?"
"It's a carbonated drink. Basically it's a form of sweetened water, it's very delicious. Drink it, I know that you're very thirsty right now. Drink it slowly though otherwise you'll spill it."
"I can drink it?! Ok, I'll drink it!!" The girl immediately opened the Coca-Cola and stared at it for a second. It was black colored and had bubbles appearing on the surface.
As an uncivilized person, she thought that this was perhaps a poisoned drink, however she didn't really care if it was poisonous or not, currently!!
She was very thirsty! She immediately drank the Coca-Cola without hesitation, albeit slowly following Kyle's instructions. Drinking the water her eyes widened as she exclaimed. "Sweet and cold! It's so sweet! I never thought that water could taste so good!"
She continued to drink the whole bottle of Coca-Cola in one go! After drinking the entire bottle, a full litre of coke she let out a satisfied burp which made her blush a little.
"Hahh~! This is the best meal that I ever had! I feel more energetic than before! What was that drink called?"
"That drink is called Coca-Cola, it's good, right?"
"Yes! Indeed it is very delicious! It was the best water that I have ever tasted! Where did you get it?"
"It's something from my home world, sadly it isn't available in this world. Oh, damn me I completely forgot to ask you. What's your name by the way, little girl?" Kyle asked.
The girl answered enthusiastically. "Esdeath, I am called Esdeath!"
( -END- )
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