《The Hidden Myth of Ji Dara 》Chapter 167: The Plumber & The Irrigation Problem
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The vegetation looked lush, well-trimmed, and so fluffy that they look like they can cushion an asteroid to a standstill, and then just slightly below was some sort of irrigation problems that Dara was really interested in solving as he swallowed dry air…
Then just as she thought he was going to grab her, he pulled back and instead stand up butt naked, before offering her his hands like a gentleman trying to bring a princess into his carriage or up the stairs of his mansion…
That action sealed Aunt Lin's entire effort as a success as she dropped her hands causing her fluffy long curly hair to cascade down her shoulders once again before she then took his hands with one of hers whilst using the other to place her bangs behind her ears...
She slowly and gently took a step into the tub, and when she was in, her hands went straight to his chest as she began to feel all his muscles as intricately as she could…
From his chest to his abs, then down his waist, but just as you dirty-minded souls were thinking she was going to grab his schlong, she slid her hands to his back and grabbed his firm butts which she squeezed slightly, before working her way up his back and back down his butt;
Then she gave another squeeze before removing her hands, as Dara knew the reason why her lower garden was having irrigation problems earlier;
As it turns out, having someone appreciate one's features at such close proximity and within these conditions would arouse the person even if the person was a god or goddess of celibacy…
Dara was already sporting a pole around his groin area whilst Aunt Lin carefully grabbed his arm and felt all the muscles there from his biceps to his triceps, before looking up to his face, taking Dara's attention with her before she then grabbed his pole, as Dara who was already carried away by her gaze trembled by the unexpected cold grab…
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But her hands warmed almost instantaneously because Dara's pole felt like they had been standing in the sun for hours, and then she stroked his schlong to the base with one smooth slide before grabbing his own forest that was down there
[Duh, just enjoy and stop questioning how an eleven year old would grow adult hairs];
Hers' was a tender garden whilst His' was a wild forest and after combing through it for a while, she finally placed both hands on his chest and pushed him weakly as Dara took the hint and reclined back into the tub, before she then knelt and sat on his groin, just above his raging schlong which was raging for some PUBG adventure…
Then she inclined into him with her face only inches from his as Dara licked his lips and swallowed a saliva he had no idea was there before, whilst Aunt Lin bit her lips, and drew in an audible gust of air before confessing to him;
"I love you honey…"
"I love you more, my queen…"
Dara whispered back to her as Aunt Lin felt as if some shackle within here shattered and she then broke free…
She slowly leaned in and kissed him; this was no lip to lip; hell no, not when they had put all that effort into it and come this far, it was a tongue to tongue contact first before they then sucked each other's lips, as they both felt like they were going transfer into each other's body through their sucking…
It was slow and soft as they both felt like Jean Grey whenever she kissed Wolverine in X-Men; dangerous and deadly, but something to die for…
They took their time as Aunt Lin cupped his faced with her hands whilst Dara's hand simply began to rub her back, warming her into the action, before they then landed on her waist…
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Then they both began to lock and twist their lips as they turned their heads from side to side, exploring the true definition of the term 'Passionate Kiss'…
About ten minutes into the kisses and Aunt Lin began to writhe slowly in tandem with their kiss as Dara hugged her body as tight as he could whilst still giving her room to wiggle around as they finally broke the kiss to take in some really needed air…
But before Aunt Lin who raised her head to take a breath could bring it down, Dara's mouth and latched onto her left nipple as she released a soft but deep moan; she looked down as him and realized that he wasn't just sucking her nipples like a barbarian, but was more like worshipping it with his tongue, an action which turned her on to 'Max'…
She grabbed his head and held it like any lady would hold a luxurious Gucci Bag, unwilling to let it move even an inch away from her…
Dara made her moan from the nipples as he flicked, dug and circled around it with his tongue, before moving to the next one which slightly turned up the volume of her moans, but he didn't neglect the first nipple either;
His hand which had been within the hot water for so long latched onto the breast and not knead, but massage it like he was an expert masseuse, and at this point, Aunt Lin was already nearing the borders of euphoria and could feel the irrigation problem at her lower tender garden worsen by the moment…
She began to slowly slide her hips back and forth, gliding it through the length of his schlong and allowing the tip to poke her wet cave a tiny bit before sliding back as Dara also began to moan; he was truly being blessed at this point, and in that moment, a mysterious enlightenment hit him;
'True Happiness Are Usually Experienced In Private!'
Min Hong thought of it as he decided that should they write any sort of holy book for him in his lifetime, then he would tell them to include this sentence into it…
After another half an hour of getting one another to the edge, Aunt Lin finally slid her hands between their bodies and dove down to the depths of the tub to fish out his schlong which she then placed at the entrance of her lower garden;
This caused Min Hong's Schlong to seem like an expert plumber who was being consulted to come explore a secret cave hidden beneath the lush garden and find out the main source of the mysterious irrigation problem…
Then looking back at her, he gave her look that said; 'Whenever you're ready!' and that was the permission she needed.
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