《Stranger’s Handbook》Chapter 54: If I Could Only Get Used to It……
Advertisement
Three days passed since I first drank this world’s coffee.
For me, it was a shocking fact, but for Bea…….no…
For this world’s inhabitants, it was only natural.
The spirits are the messengers of the gods, they are holy beings.
Thus, they bless people with their ‘Spirit Drops’ and ‘Spirit Pills’.
………..Or so it seems.
The books only talk about Spirit Drops and Spirit Pills, but since there were no spirits around in recent history, there weren’t many people who had an actual understanding about them.
Who would’ve thought that Spirit Drops and Spirit Pills were in fact spirit urine and feces…….
“Zest will leave soon…We won’t be able to drink Spirit Drops anymore…….”
The one complaining about this was the Emperor.
Since that time, he’s gotten completely addicted to it.
The legendary Spirit Drops.
He wanted to ask about them right after Toto’s birth, but he gave up, not wanting to ruin the spirit’s mood.
Having had no other option, the Emperor had to wait and see what was to happen, but he was unexpectedly made to drink those ‘Spirit Drops’.
‘Find that tea!’
That’s what he said after the so-called ‘pee in a cup’ incident. He instructed his people to look for it, but they couldn’t find ‘the tea’.
But then, the Emperor remembered that we were there at that time, so, reluctantly, he asked me about it.
‘Zest, what was the liquid in that cup?’
With a demonic expression on his face, the Emperor knelt down on the ground in front of me, making it for a great memory.
In reality, he wanted to drink it so badly that he grew desperate…..
“It’s truly regrettable, but we can’t restrain them any longer, can we?”
“Bea ane-sama, I will feel lonely…”
Empress Natasha and Tsubaki were already addicted too.
And because of that, our departure got postponed for a bit.
“Tsubaki, you’re such a spoiled child. But it’s all right, we’ll be able to meet again soon.”
Advertisement
Somehow, Princess Tsubaki got completely emotionally attached to Bea.
Even though Bea was brushing her hair gently, she had such a sorrowful expression on her face.
They’re just like mother and child.
But I can’t say that to Bea.
‘Do I really look that old?’
It’s been only yesterday when she started crying about this matter.
I would only end up prostrating myself in front of her again.
The woman’s heart is difficult to understand……
“For a short while, I’ll be in the care of the Frontier Count’s Household, so I won’t be able to visit too often, but I’ll make sure to come see you. You’re an important person after all.”
It was only a followup from my part, nothing more.
“It’s the first time I’m going shopping outside the castle!”
“You’re excited, right, Tsubaki? Look, you can see the water fountain from here!”
For some reason, we were inside the carriage on our way to the city.
I certainly told them I was about to go out to shop for presents, but it was too unexpected that the Princess will come along.
‘If she’s together with you and the black knights, she’s safer than inside the castle. No problems there!’
The much appreciated Emperor’s words.
…….But I actually wanted this to be a date….mine and Bea’s date.
But well, when I looked at how happy and excited Princess Tsubaki was about her first visit in the city, I decided I won’t give too much importance to the minor details.
I want to treat this child with great care as well.
We were shaken inside the carriage for about 30 minutes, when we finally arrived at the shop we wanted to visit.
This shop was recently opened in the imperial capital, but it already had a good reputation of offering a great customer service and an excellent variety of goods.
…….I read about this shop in the black knights’ ‘Date Spots Report’.
Advertisement
“Welcome to my shop, your Highness, Princess Tsubaki, your Excellency, Duke Zest, your Excellency, Duchess Beatrice.”
All the employees were standing in a line, and the one who greeted us was…
“It’s Tania! Was this your shop?”
The middle-aged woman was all smiles.
She was Tania, the shopkeeper who looked after us when we went to buy clothes for little Toto.
“Eh? So this was actually Tania’s shop. In that case I can really feel at ease.”
Princess Tsubaki was looking blackly, so we explained her the situation as we entered the shop.
“I used the connections I made with my clothing shop, so I opened this one too. I’m really sorry I was late in letting you know about it. What are you looking for today?”
She said and presented us the great variety of goods she was selling. As expected, ‘a great variety’ were the perfect words for it. There were a lot of things displayed in this shop, from alcohol and food to all sorts of magical tools.
Yes, it’s just like a department store; it has everything.
I was trying to look for the right souvenirs to buy, when my attention focused on the three girls, making a fuss over some very lovely ornaments.
Toto was there with them, you know? She was sitting on Princess Tsubaki’s shoulder.
She looked like Tsubaki’s cute little sister.
As for the souvenirs, I decided upon buying sake for the guys and clothing materials or cosmetics for the girls.
No one would complain if the guys get drunk.
However, if I offer odd things to women, it could turn into a really ugly situation.
I want to avoid that by all means.
As for myself, I’d really wanted a magical tool like an item box or something.
I bought a bracelet that lets me store inside it a large quantity of goods.
It doesn’t have an infinite storage space, but depending on someone’s magical powers the storage quantity grows; it was indeed a valuable item.
……..Since it was cheaper than I expected, I ended up buying more than one bracelet.
It only cost 1000 pieces of gold coins.
Was it actually cheap?
Since I received 50.000 pieces of gold coins from the Emperor, signifying my reserve found as a duke, it was actually pretty cheap.
I decided to buy about 10 storage bracelets.
They only had two storage increasing bracelets left in the shop, so it couldn’t be helped.
Still, it’s better to have an item with a fixed storage space, than having none.
Bea seemed to have found something good for herself too, so she was negotiating now.
Even though I said she was negotiating, she wasn’t actually trying to beat down the price, you know?
As a rule, the nobles always pay up the asked price.
Bargaining is the activity of commoners, so it is not appropriate for nobles.
Well, nobles do have more gold coins, so they must act resolutely.
I went off topic…
As I was saying, they were discussing about changing the design and fixing the day of delivery.
I was sitting on a chair, drinking black tea, while surveying the shop. There were no other customers inside, but us.
Not surprising.
The place was like reserved, since there ware a princess and two dukes inside.
In front of the shop was a carriage with the imperial household’s crest on it.
And the black knights were surrounding the entire place.
There’s no such idiot who would enter the shop at this time.
Bea seemed to have finished doing the arrangements and we were about to exit the shop when something happened.
“You fool! Who do you think you’re talking to?”
The angry voice of a man came from outside the shop.
……….It appears that an idiot just showed up………
Advertisement
- In Serial7 Chapters
Computerman
I've always loved playing games, I played them so much that the world bend to my will and allowed me to play them for eternity. Please don't be afraid I was human once let me tell you the tales of old times where everything was convoluted mess. The tale of my life and how I became Computerman. Cover art is from wombo art app, with prompt of "neutron Star" in synthwave category.
8 93 - In Serial63 Chapters
The Magitons
Book 3 of the Universe Series This novel continues the adventure from the previous novel, Ocean of Dreams. Each novel is meant to stand alone. Widhbo ( pronounced "wee bow") is a MC who will be in each of the six novels in the main series. The starship Sora had been hurtling through space using its FTL propulsion system toward the Dezba star system for over a decade since leaving the planet Beldora of the Hellsaxe system. The Sora had crash landed on Beldora over a century earlier carrying a couple of aliens from another dimension. The ship came from the Borrugal Realm, a band world associated with what was known as the Tor Galaxy, what we call the Milky Way. Human life on Beldora was never the same. Under the influence of the alien known as Widhbo, Beldora was catapulted from the steam age to the space age. The majority of the scientific advances on Beldora were attributed to the leadership of a brilliant man, Jejliard Castonea, who was secretly manipulated by the alien, Widhbo. When rapid advances in technology inadvertently led to a nuclear war, Jejliard decided to evacuate his family, friends and co-workers on the Sora. The plan was to find a new habitable planet and rebuild civilization until they could safely return home. Much to his despair, Jejliard’s family and friends opted to stay on Beldora to ride out the war underground. Even the other alien, Gengor, stayed behind. Borrowing technology stored in the archives of the Sora, Widhbo managed to transfer the personalities of those staying on the planet into digital storage units known as magitons which could survive indefinitely in cold, sterile space. Living crew members who elected to stay on board the Sora were also uploaded to ensure immortality for everyone in case their life support systems failed en route. Widhbo sought to design a cyber paradise for everyone inside their virtual worlds, but things never go as planned where Widhbo is concerned.
8 226 - In Serial68 Chapters
A Land Without Kings
As an ancient evil arises from the shadows of the land of Modena, the crumbling Magi Order must pick up the pieces to reassemble themselves and restore order to the Kingdoms of Modena before the realm reverts to its dark past. Joining the Magi Order amidst its downfall is the young Egalo Elgamar of Sunswood, who must learn quickly in order to survive and make the difference that he dreams of. As the common men of Modena refuse to accept its impending fate, it is up to Egalo and his conspirators to band together a worthy defence of the only realm they've ever known. Its man-against-beast in this thrilling epic fantasy, with sorcerey drawing a blurry line somewhere in-between. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * With this entire epic fantasy already written and edited, you can expect frequent and consistent uploading!... stay tuned.
8 107 - In Serial8 Chapters
The Six Stones of the Realm
There were once two kingdoms living in harmony, the kingdom of Ivory Moon (Blue) and the kingdom of Helio Vermillion (Red). Their prolonged peace was then disturbed when the great Sorceress, who claimed that she endowed humanity with elemental powers by using the six stones of the realm, came to both of the rulers and opened their eyes to the powers of the stones. One of the rulers, then seeks the power for their dark and selfish desires, while the other ruler highly disagrees with their decisions, which leads to hunting down the great Sorceress, and bringing the two kingdoms to war. The great Sorceress has grown disillusioned, losing confidence and hope in the way humanity has become. So before disappearing, she put a curse on the six stones and then hid five of them separately, but kept one with her for certain reason.Present day, new rulers has taken the throne on both kingdoms, but the war still rages on. The great Sorceress already met their demise, the six stones were now owned by each certain people, and one of them is known as the Bloody Traitor in his hometown, but in the kingdom he now serving and fighting for, he is known as Alessio Amaryllis, the king's Head General... And secretly is the Guardian of the Time Stone.
8 209 - In Serial19 Chapters
The CEO
Anne is a 25 year old girl who works as a temporary junior staff at a sheriff company. she had gone through an ordeal as a teenager such as broken trust and betrayal but had to stay strong for her junior brother henry ,who is an high schooler ...just when life was already hard enough for her a new CEO came in .....but does that mean things would get any better for anne?You can find out by reading "The CEO"I hope you enjoy it
8 175 - In Serial50 Chapters
Sitting Under a Torn Umbrella
Man is for man - this is an old slogan today. It has lost its uniqueness for the cause of self-centred mentality. Now we cannot hear the chorus songs of unity. Rather the sound of cacophony always do disturb our hearing organ by imposing acute disparity. We don't fly the flag of harmony, uncompromising corrupted selfish hands try to disconnect the rope of the flying flag to take undue advantage. Human being lacks of humane quality. Strangulation of faith is seen here and there. We are losing hope day by day. The act of deflowering is an art. The dignity of woman is mercilessly crushing under the wheel of gender inequality. Filial piety sinks into the ocean of disbelief. Every moment we do feel pangs of neglect sitting under a torn umbrella.
8 191

