《Starting From Fooling the Elderly into Registering for a Cultivation Training Class》Chapter 13: Sending Ma Qingxue Home
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Qin Chuan said, "Lawyer Ma, don't you remember? Last night at the roast duck restaurant north of the city?"
Once he said that, Ma Qingxue remembered.
Qin Chuan said, "Actually, today's incident was also caused by that blond man."
Ma Qingxue's expression changed slightly. She said indifferently, "It must be fate!"
Qin Chuan laughed, "Of course, I didn't expect you to be related to Grandpa Ma."
"Can you drink?"
Her question surprised Qin Chuan.
"Why? You can't?" Ma Qingxue chuckled.
Qin Chuan immediately replied, "Of course I can ."
"Let's go have a drink then."
What?
Qin Chuan froze, staring at Ma Qingxue, shocked.
Ma Qingxue smiled again. "Don't men want to hit on beautiful women? I've taken the initiative. Are you chickening out? Or are you saying that you're no good?"
When he heard this, Qin Chuan broke out in laughter.
As a man, how could he say that he was incapable!
Just like that, Qin Chuan got into Ma Qingxue's sports car.
Soon, they arrived at a casual bar.
The bar was not as noisy as the usual bar. It was suitable for drinking and chatting with friends.
Ma Qingxue came here often and knew the boss very well.
They got a private room.
Ma Qingxue took off her suit jacket. Her tight white blouse accentuated her perfect figure.
Qin Chuan sat opposite Ma Qingxue and felt a little nervous.
A waiter brought in a crate of beer and several bottles of red wine.
Qin Chuan was dumbfounded.
"Lawyer Ma, there's so much. Can we finish everything?"
Ma Qingxue rolled her eyes. "I didn't ask you to finish it all."
"Oh, oh!" Qin Chuan felt extremely awkward about the question he had just asked.
After the waiter left, Ma Qingxue opened two bottles of beer.
"How about a bottle?"
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Qin Chuan was stunned. He didn't expect her to be so forthright underneath her cold and aloof appearance.
He couldn't be reserved.
Qin Chuan picked up his beer. "Cheers!"
Glug glug glug—
Qin Chuan finished a bottle of beer in one go. Ma Qingxue only finished a third of her bottle.
When Qin Chuan finished, Ma Qingxue praised him.
Then she opened a few more bottles.
"Let's go again!"
Qin Chuan didn't reject Ma Qingxue's provocation.
Ten minutes later, the crate of beer was half empty.
Qin Chuan was an immortal cultivator. Even after drinking so much, other than being slightly bloated, he was completely fine.
Ma Qingxue was different.
Her face was flushed, and she was drunk. Holding an empty wine bottle, she put her head on the table and started to spout nonsense.
Ma Qingxue lifted her head and pointed at Qin Chuan. She spoke loudly, "Men are really trash. You're all the same."
Qin Chuan was stunned. He smiled and said, "Lawyer Ma, you've had too much to drink. Let me send you home!"
"Send me home?" Ma Qingxue laughed. "Don't think that I don't know what you men are thinking just because I'm drunk!"
Qin Chuan understood what she was saying, but he really did not have such thoughts.
Qin Chuan immediately explained, "Lawyer Ma, it's really not what you think."
Ma Qingxue chuckled. "I know. I don't think you had the guts either.
"Come on, let's keep drinking.
"W-we won't go home until we're drunk."
As she spoke, Ma Qingxue picked up the empty bottle and started drinking.
"Eh, why is it empty? Where's the wine? Where's my wine?"
Ma Qingxue started to shout and flail.
Qin Chuan could not placate her. He had no choice but to open a bottle of beer for her.
Ma Qingxue spoke as she drank, "Tell me honestly, am I pretty?"
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Qin Chuan nodded, "You are."
To be honest, Ma Qingxue was the most beautiful person he had ever seen.
Ma Qingxue continued, "I'm so beautiful, but I have to be someone's mistress. Bah! Jerk!"
A mistress!!!
Qin Chuan was stunned.
"Are you shocked? When I found out, I was also shocked. I wanted to kill him."
Qin Chuan examined Ma Qingxue, and finally understood why she was drinking like this. She was emotionally hurt.
Even though he didn't ask for the details, he could still imagine them.
Since she was outstanding, only elites or successful people could win her heart.
Ma Qingxue started muttering about her experience.
It was quite similar to what Qin Chuan had imagined.
"Fortunately I was still quite smart, I did not give him my body early. Otherwise, I would have really killed him."
When Ma Qingxue said this, her eyes looked fierce with murder.
Qin Chuan also understood that someone as outstanding as her would find it difficult to accept such a situation. It would be considered normal for her to do something rash.
…
Around 11PM at night.
Qin Chuan helped Ma Qingxue out of the bar.
Ma Qingxue was reeling and staggering. Her entire upper body was leaning against Qin Chuan.
Qin Chuan felt extremely awkward.
He had wanted to call Ma Dong and ask him to bring his granddaughter home.
Unfortunately, his phone ran out of battery.
He wanted to use Ma Qingxue's phone, but her battery was out too.
Now that Ma Qingxue was dead drunk, he reckoned she wouldn't even be able to say her own name.
Let's leave her in the bar!
He felt uneasy doing that with such a beautiful person.
He considered getting her a hotel room, but he did not bring his identification card.
In the end, he had no choice but to bring Ma Qingxue home. He hoped that it would not cause any misunderstandings.
…
The next day, noon.
Ma Qingxue woke up.
She opened her eyes and sat up quickly, seeming to have thought of something.
She looked at her surroundings and then at the clothes on her body and instantly had a bad feeling.
After calming down, she stood up.
Her head was still a little dizzy.
The feeling only eased after she stood for a while.
Ma Qingxue rubbed her temples. From the corner of her eye, she saw a piece of paper on the bedside table.
She picked it up.
"Lawyer Ma, I'm really sorry. Our phones were out of battery and I didn't have my ID for a hotel, so I could only bring you back to my house. But don't worry, I didn't do anything.
"As for your clothes, you drank too much and vomited all over them, so I had no choice but to change them for you.
…
"Oh yes, I also made two sunny side up eggs. Heat them up by yourself when you wake up.
Finally, I'm really sorry about what happened last night. I hope you can forgive me. "
After reading it, the corners of Ma Qingxue's lips involuntarily curled up. Her tense nerves relaxed.
But, she suddenly thought of a problem.
"Why does he have female clothes? Could it be…"
Ma Qingxue looked around the room carefully and found a photo frame on the bookshelf.
There was a photo in the photo frame.
Qin Chuan was in it. Beside him was a girl.
The girl was beautiful.
From the looks of the two people, they were probably 16 or 17 years old when this photo was taken.
When she saw their intimate photo, mixed feelings rose in Ma Qingxue's heart. She seemed sour.
"Heh heh! I knew it! Men are the cheapest creatures in the world."
At the same time, Qin Chuan, who was guiding the elderly to cultivate, suddenly sneezed.
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