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[WARNING: This chapter has some normal curse words. It should be understandable seeing what's going on.]

James, Remus and Peter had arrived outside the entrance of the washroom. There they quickly put their ears on and tried to listen.

"Hehe... It sounds so weird to listen to them." James chuckled shamelessly.

"Since when did he start getting these letters?" Remus asked him. He was still looking at the last letter.

"Since the first week of the holidays. Why?" James asked back.

Remus rubbed his hair, "Isn't it suspicious that the letters only started coming after the holidays started. If she really liked him, why not send the letter to school? Why wait?" Remus questioned himself.

James shrugged, "Who knows, but she does like him. The letters had a voice, and she sounded so sweet."

"Look at her picture. I don't think there is anybody like this in the school." Remus pointed out.

"Maybe she's new... Or from some other house... Or even better, a senior." James dreamily replied.

But Remus was not buying it. He looked at the letter, his eyes were stuck on the name. It was so strange. Sophia was fine but the rest of it was too... Unnatural sounding.

~Hmm... Sophia Gonrys Antnus... Gonrys Antnus...~

.

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.

Then it struck. His face became horrified, "OH NO! MERLIN'S BEARD..."

....

Sirius was awestruck by her beautiful back. Her black hair fluttered in nonexistent air. Her dress seduced him to no limit.

"Say something," he requested.

"I be Sophia. What does Mister Black like?" Sophia asked.

Sirius's eyes twitched, ~She talks weird... maybe she's from some other country.~

"Oh, I like many things. Pranking, eating... and most of all, you." Sirius cheesily replied.

...

*SNORT*

Magnus and Ragnar nearly laughed out loud hearing him say this. To them, this was incredibly funny as they knew what the girl of Sirius' dreams looked like.

Ragnar whispered, "Oh boy, he's mad in love. He will curse us for the rest of his life, I can tell you."

"Why though, he's so young." Magnus wondered.

"We've got Emma, so we can't really blame her," Ragnar said.

Magnus nodded. His words were true. If there can be someone like Emma, then Sirius can exist too.

...

"Why don't you look at me? Didn't you want to see me all this time?" Sirius asked her.

But how could the poor Sophia turn around? She knew she was not what was claimed. "Ah... I am feeling scared."

"Hehe, what's there to be scared, we've talked so much these days. I have also seen your photo. You look amazing, I swear. I haven't seen a beautiful girl like you before in my life." Sirius said and started to move closer to her.

Step by step, he kept on walking and talking.

"Your voice moved me. I wanted to hear it from close. Although you sound a little different now, but that doesn't change the fact that I can hear you talk all day."

*STEP STEP*

...

Magnus felt like vomiting in the toilet booth. He sadly imagined Sirius turning on due to his voice, and his mind didn't show him any mercy.

*VOMIT FACE*

"NO NO! Don't vomit... come on, brother. Take a long breath." Ragnar panicked.

Meanwhile, Severus and Emma were holding their laughter from the other booth.

...

Outside the washroom, now only Peter was listening to it. Feeling jealous, that it's Sirius and not him in the place. ~If I could have a girl like her, life would be so beautiful.~

"Are you sure?" James was talking to Remus.

"Yes, 100 per cent. It's their work, I just know it. Just look at the damn name. Sophia Gonrys Antnus. Now add these letters to her surname. Mag[nus] Gr[ant] Em[rys] Pendra[gon]. See, it was him all along." Remus finally deduced.

"NOOOOOOOOoooo..."

All of a sudden a scream came from inside. James' face turned pale. He looked at the door. "I'm afraid, we are too late to realise this."

...

Inside, the climax was near.

"I know you were craving to meet me. You talked about doing things to yourself while thinking about me... *PAT*" He hugged her from behind. It was tight.

~Hmm... she's very skinny, but at least she has the fat in the right places.~ Sirius felt.

"Hehe..." Sophia chuckled shyly.

"Turn around for me please, I want to see you." He whispered near her cat-ears.

But Sophia shook her head. So Sirius desperately moved to her front, wanting to admire her beauty. "Okay, if you don't want to, then I will come in front of y... ⊙ｏ⊙"

His wide smiling face slowly turned upside down. He noticed her face, huge eyes, blushing cheeks, long nose, red lipstick on her smiling lips, mascara on her eyes. But most importantly... Purple skin.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH..." This was not an exhaling scream, but an inhaling scream. One filled with despair, devastation and melancholy. He felt as if his lungs would blow out now.

[Sirius' Face - see paragraph comment.]

Sirius paused. His heart paused. His lungs paused. His mind paused. His bloody life paused.

*THUD*

He fell back on his butt and kept on going back while his face lost all its colour, turning paler by the second. His eyes widened, nearly popping out.

And then the realisation struck him. "NO! NO! NO! NO!... THIS CAN'T BE!... What the FUCK!... OH! MERLIN'S TITS! GOD NO..." His body visibly started to sweat.

He took another glance and felt like killing himself, "WHYYYY... I JERKED OFF TO YOU! AH... I CAN'T BREATHE..."

But then Sophia worriedly came forward to help him. Terrorising him even further.

[See Sophia's face - paragraph comment.]

"I'm not Sophia. I be Dobby. Is Mister Black okay?"

"NOOOO!"

*BAM*

James and Remus barged in after listening to his screams. The scene they saw shocked them, their hearts became nervous and a genuine fear rose up.

"WHAT IS THIS THING? A mad elf? We were fooled by an elf?" James shouted. He felt the pain too as he had also admired her photo.

"WHERE? WHERE IS SHE? THE BEAUTY?" Like a desperate hungry wolf, Peter ran in.

"There she is, you can have her. All yours." James pointed to the elf.

*THUD*

Peter also fell back, his face looking the same as Sirius. Although he had no chance, he was still dreaming of having a girlfriend like her and growing up with her, like a perfect couple.

"NOOO! I can't... this... too hideous even for me." Peter cried.

"Misters, I be Dobby. Do I look pretty?" Dobby asked while walking to James.

It truly scared them. The face was too much to handle. They felt their manhood threatened for some reason. "W-Who is your master, elf?"

"Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf." Dobby scowled.

"Ah... calm down, calm down... yes yes.. you are free." Remus tried to ease him. He looked around.

"MAGNUS! I know you're here. Come out." Remus bellowed.

♫Ah, I can't. I don't want you boys to see me. Go away first.♫

Magnus talked back in the girl's voice that filled them all along.

James facepalmed himself, "That bastard. Hang in there, Sirius. We can take revenge someday."

But Sirius's face looked pale, "H-how will I look at myself in the mirror now. I wanked to an elf. I wanted to smother the name of the Black family... but not like this."

"Oh no, he's going crazy." James shook Sirius.

*DOOR OPENS*

Magnus finally got out of the toilet. With him came Ragnar, Severus and Emma. Oh, there was Myrtle too. She was still laughing in her high pitched voice.

Magnus confessed, "Okay, that was a prank. Meet Dobby, an elf I found roaming around my house. He used to be Abraxas Malfoy's elf but got set free after nobody renewed the contract."

*TING*

Sirius, like a mad dog, lept on Magnus. "You fucker, give me back my self-respect."

"Calm down, dude. We're brothers, it was just a prank." Magnus replied.

"Calm? A prank? This scarred me for life now. That was not a prank at all." Sirius raged.

But Magnus rolled his eyes and looked sternly at Sirius, James, Peter and Remus. "Really? I can say the same then. You set a Slytherin girl's skirt on fire 2 months back, nearly making her butt-naked in front of 100 students. She cried that whole week and refused to go to classes in shame. Ragnar helped her with calming draught and I taught her so she can gain house points, to boost her confidence.

"Last year, you put a sleeping potion in a Ravenclaw boy's food, right before his O.W.L.s. He was a top student and got below-average marks. I asked Dumbledore to let him give exams again. Just before the winter break, you and James tried to trip poor Hagrid down the hill, wanting to see if his big fat body bounces or not.

"You should be the last one to talk about bad pranks, when your pranks have been harming people physically, mentally and education-wise."

This somewhat shocked everyone there. While the Gryffindor four were feeling ashamed. Ragnar, Severus and Emma were just finding out the true reason behind this prank. It was a lesson.

"Fart pranks, water pranks, pranks that can be dealt quickly are the truly harmless ones. What you do leaves a bad and everlasting effect. In the long run, it will make people hate you. And when the time comes, when you will need someone's help, they will ignore you. Do you want enemies? Or friends?" Magnus asked.

Sirius and James, who are always the masterminds, looked down on guilt. They did not know the aftermath of their pranks. They were just living in the moment, enjoying and laughing.

Sirius stammered, "I-I... We didn't... know the damage it was causing. We were too ignorant."

Magnus was happy as long as these two understood what they were doing was wrong. To lighten up the mood, he helped Sirius get up.

"I am sorry for playing with your feelings. But I wanted you to feel what your victims did. Now, as compensation, I promise I will find a girl just like Sophia for you... in this lifetime." Magnus promised.

Sirius took another glance at Dobby. "NO! I hate dark hair. Now I want a blonde."

Magnus folded his arms as if covering himself shyly, "WHAT? You want a girl... with blonde hair... just like me?"

Sirius' face turned ugly as he fell to his knees, *VOMIT*

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[A/N: Behold, the beauty, Dobby.]

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